r/SipsTea • u/FearlessFix4916 • 1d ago

Lmao gottem Ouch

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u/ChickyBoys 1d ago

Spoiler alert, zero prostitutes fall in love with their clients 

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 1d ago

Pretty Woman AND Deadpool lied to me???

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u/TombolaOfCincinnatus 1d ago

Pay enough and she'll pretend. After all, what is the difference between that and true love?

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u/PseudoRacoon 1d ago

She won’t whooped your ass in an argument, some say it’s a plus I call it a loss.

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u/FengSushi 1d ago

Hey I specifically paid mine to fall in love!

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u/AlternatePancakes 1d ago

Unless you have what they call "fuck you money"

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u/Pristine_Tap_2735 20h ago

Was gonna say that. You're not her friend, much less a lover. It's basically like a pitty fuck with extra steps, currency, and no pitty.

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u/AJWordsmith 17h ago

Great…you couldn’t tell me this BEFORE the wedding?!

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u/CaitSith18 5h ago

I'm not sure the story of a man going into a brothel, falling in love, buying her out and marrying her is uncommon in my country. I know at least three couples where it started like this, or very likely did. So pretty sure they married them for love ;)