r/SipsTea • u/FearlessFix4916 • 23h ago

Lmao gottem Ouch

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u/Guilty-Nobody998 23h ago

You seem like the type of person that can't spell friendzoned

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u/can_i_get_a____job 22h ago

Spelling errors are how you get friendzoned

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u/ozymandis1212 22h ago

Sounds German

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u/ChickyBoys 23h ago

Spoiler alert, zero prostitutes fall in love with their clients 

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 23h ago

Pretty Woman AND Deadpool lied to me???

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u/TombolaOfCincinnatus 22h ago

Pay enough and she'll pretend. After all, what is the difference between that and true love?

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u/PseudoRacoon 21h ago

She won’t whooped your ass in an argument, some say it’s a plus I call it a loss.

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u/FengSushi 23h ago

Hey I specifically paid mine to fall in love!

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u/AlternatePancakes 22h ago

Unless you have what they call "fuck you money"

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u/Pristine_Tap_2735 15h ago

Was gonna say that. You're not her friend, much less a lover. It's basically like a pitty fuck with extra steps, currency, and no pitty.

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u/AJWordsmith 12h ago

Great…you couldn’t tell me this BEFORE the wedding?!

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u/whistle_pug 23h ago

Bro really thought he cooked here

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u/TryToBeBetterOk 22h ago

Am I to expect a prostitute to fall in love with me?

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u/MaintenanceStock6766 23h ago

I'm not sure what this post is trying to say exactly.

Are you getting friendzoned by a prostitute that you paid to have sex with you, and then you have sex with them?

That's not a friend zone that's transactional, and in the transactional sense you got what you paid for.

If you pay them for a service and then they don't give that service to you, then you're just getting ripped off.

Is that what the post saying? Is it saying that you paid a prostitute for sex and then they didn't give it to you?

Because you were friendzoned?

I'm just trying to understand the post.

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u/an_older_meme 23h ago

Kind of convoluted but OK.

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u/FreeWillyBird 23h ago

Freindzoned is actually German for forever fuck buddies, so it worked out.

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u/sgb67 21h ago

It's actually more like half Austrian half English but ok .

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u/Salty_Elk4056 22h ago

You paid for a prostitute, I used the free trial. We are not the same.

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u/Foosnaggle 9h ago

You don’t pay hookers for sex, you pay em to leave.

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u/st0350 23h ago

Hey, what did I ever do you to?!

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u/TokiVideogame 23h ago

prostitute gf, i see complications

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u/AdditionalBee4862 23h ago

Bold of you to assume I could make a friend

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u/yo-soy-arkee 23h ago

Actually, I was celebrating with the buds and went to a strip club, they were taking private dances so peer pressure got a hold of me. The dancer was gorgeous, the prettiest girl I’ve seen irl. She was dirty talking and asked what am I gonna do tonight, I said play gta once I’m back home. She turned out to be a fellow gamer, we chatted about gta 6 for 45 mins while she sat nude on my lap.
We are ps buddys now and grind gta online together

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u/johnniesSac 20h ago

Cool

You should fuck her

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u/yo-soy-arkee 18h ago

I’m an average 5’9 guy, she’s straight out of Victoria’s Secret catalogue 6’3 German-Canadian, not happening my guy

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u/johnniesSac 18h ago

I’m not your guy , but have swing ya big fairy

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u/yo-soy-arkee 18h ago

Okay my budd (aggressive Canadian politeness activated)

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u/Ketiecattle 20h ago

Bro woke up and chose absolute violence

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u/thejourneybegins42 17h ago

Can we bring back grammar hate on reddit? I miss those days.

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u/AJWordsmith 12h ago

Yeah…well you look like a prostitute that got friendzoned by a person who already paid you…

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u/zoqfotpik 10h ago

I wish it was that easy to make a new friend.

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u/h-ck3d4cc0unt 4h ago

Freind got a lady of the evening and she made him turn the lights out because she didn't want to look at him.

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u/vi_sucks 23h ago

Oof. Been there.