r/SipsTea • u/Previous_Month_555 • 12d ago

SMH Stay Safe

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u/GrundalWizzard 12d ago

People dont spike entire drink coolers.. itd be pretty fucking obvious if 40 people in the room passed out.

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u/Ive_seen_things_that 12d ago

yeah, this is just some bullshit to generate hate.

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u/Kabbooooooom 12d ago

Or more likely it’s just a dark joke that one dude said to another one and didn’t realize there were women in earshot of it. 

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u/confettibukkake 12d ago

Or "safe" means "we bothered to clean the coolers for the first time this decade" or something. 

Or "we had enough liquor and didn't need to mix tequila and gin in any of the coolers."

Or "we finally talked to [brother X] about not cooling off his sweaty undershirt by soaking it in the coolers between dance marathons."

Source: Never in a frat but threw degenerate parties. 

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u/CandidateHour3879 12d ago

Cleaned the coolers? In college? Ain't no way a college student is doing that

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u/CougFanDan 12d ago

The alcohol sterilizes the cooler, everyone knows that, it’s basic science

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u/kat-deville 12d ago

Also handy when someone gets injured when they body slam the pong table.

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u/CougFanDan 12d ago

Always keep Everclear on hand for both internal and external wounds

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u/kat-deville 12d ago

Shit, I was talking about the nice, cold mix that cooler fluid becomes wound cleansing to drunk people not majoring in the sciences, except maybe jocks.

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u/theboxman154 12d ago

That's what pledges are for

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u/ADrunkMexican 12d ago

ha thats funny to assume they actually did that. i rushed for a bit for a frat in ontario and didnt end up finishing the final thing i needed. at my specific college/university we 2 sororities and 2 frats. the other frat's house they had were so gross the sororities actually told the new pledges not to touch anything in the specific frat house lol.

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u/Masothe 12d ago

I was in a fraternity in the US. Pledges definitely cleaned once a week. I did it with my pledge class. We drank beers at the same time but we definitely cleaned the house.

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u/moarcowbelI 12d ago

yeah.. that she suddenly remembers hearing 🙄