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r/SipsTea • u/Previous_Month_555 • 12d ago
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Or "safe" means "we bothered to clean the coolers for the first time this decade" or something.
Or "we had enough liquor and didn't need to mix tequila and gin in any of the coolers."
Or "we finally talked to [brother X] about not cooling off his sweaty undershirt by soaking it in the coolers between dance marathons."
Source: Never in a frat but threw degenerate parties.
109 u/CandidateHour3879 12d ago Cleaned the coolers? In college? Ain't no way a college student is doing that 74 u/CougFanDan 12d ago The alcohol sterilizes the cooler, everyone knows that, it’s basic science 9 u/kat-deville 12d ago Also handy when someone gets injured when they body slam the pong table. 1 u/CougFanDan 12d ago Always keep Everclear on hand for both internal and external wounds 2 u/kat-deville 12d ago Shit, I was talking about the nice, cold mix that cooler fluid becomes wound cleansing to drunk people not majoring in the sciences, except maybe jocks.
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Cleaned the coolers? In college? Ain't no way a college student is doing that
74 u/CougFanDan 12d ago The alcohol sterilizes the cooler, everyone knows that, it’s basic science 9 u/kat-deville 12d ago Also handy when someone gets injured when they body slam the pong table. 1 u/CougFanDan 12d ago Always keep Everclear on hand for both internal and external wounds 2 u/kat-deville 12d ago Shit, I was talking about the nice, cold mix that cooler fluid becomes wound cleansing to drunk people not majoring in the sciences, except maybe jocks.
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The alcohol sterilizes the cooler, everyone knows that, it’s basic science
9 u/kat-deville 12d ago Also handy when someone gets injured when they body slam the pong table. 1 u/CougFanDan 12d ago Always keep Everclear on hand for both internal and external wounds 2 u/kat-deville 12d ago Shit, I was talking about the nice, cold mix that cooler fluid becomes wound cleansing to drunk people not majoring in the sciences, except maybe jocks.
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Also handy when someone gets injured when they body slam the pong table.
1 u/CougFanDan 12d ago Always keep Everclear on hand for both internal and external wounds 2 u/kat-deville 12d ago Shit, I was talking about the nice, cold mix that cooler fluid becomes wound cleansing to drunk people not majoring in the sciences, except maybe jocks.
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Always keep Everclear on hand for both internal and external wounds
2 u/kat-deville 12d ago Shit, I was talking about the nice, cold mix that cooler fluid becomes wound cleansing to drunk people not majoring in the sciences, except maybe jocks.
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Shit, I was talking about the nice, cold mix that cooler fluid becomes wound cleansing to drunk people not majoring in the sciences, except maybe jocks.
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u/confettibukkake 12d ago
Or "safe" means "we bothered to clean the coolers for the first time this decade" or something.
Or "we had enough liquor and didn't need to mix tequila and gin in any of the coolers."
Or "we finally talked to [brother X] about not cooling off his sweaty undershirt by soaking it in the coolers between dance marathons."
Source: Never in a frat but threw degenerate parties.