r/SeattleWA • • Jan 17 '26

Thriving Welcome to Washington!

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u/papaburkart Jan 17 '26

Well, here's my next ring tone.

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u/Desh282 Vancouver Jan 17 '26

Worst alarm to wake up to

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u/plastigoop Jan 17 '26

I might use as doorbell chime.

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u/MCole142 Jan 17 '26

But you would never sleep through your alarm again.

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u/Big-Plastic3494 Jan 17 '26

Burned into my brain 🧠

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u/butterweasel Tree Octopus Jan 17 '26

And now I’m laughing uncontrollably. “FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF!” New ringtone for the MIL!

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u/--boomhauer-- Jan 17 '26

😆 im stealing your idea man that shits too good

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u/SimonD1984 Jan 17 '26

My new doorbell but it plays on the outside.

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u/FreshwaterFryMom Jan 17 '26

We still have those? 😆

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u/UncleBobnotRob Jan 17 '26

People are wild. Was sitting with my duck decoys out one time and these 2 crack heads came out of no where walked into the water and tried gathering them up thinking they were real ducks stuck somehow

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u/BWW87 Belltown Jan 17 '26

If we actually enforced laws in Washington she could be in legal trouble. I believe federal laws could be involved too. But of course Trump won't threaten Washington because of lack of enforcement over this because he's just cosplaying as a regular person. Imagine if people in the South realized he doesn't care about hunting.

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u/blank-Seattle Jan 18 '26

so liberals in a liberal county in a liberal state not enforcing liberal laws because liberal judges and liberal prosecutors conspire to protect criminals even from the weak liberal laws is now Trumps fault? You ok over there? You need some help with that TDS or do you just enjoy allowing him to live rent free in your every thought?

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u/_Alabama_Man Jan 18 '26

Imagine if people in the South realized he doesn't care about hunting.

We know. We also know he's no friend of alcohol and tobacco in any form. He's really a moderate overall.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

I'm not sure I'd call him moderate. Dude takes his agendas to an extreme. Really just things that bring him wealth, power, and fame. I get your point though, he doesn't care about abortion or gun rights at the end of the day, but he claimed to in order to get the conservative vote.

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u/fragbot2 Jan 17 '26

It’s always who you most suspect.

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u/someoneunderstand86 Jan 17 '26

Bok bok!

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u/lv2sprkl Jan 17 '26

Exactly what I heard!😆

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u/SweetSwede88 Jan 18 '26

That's all I could hear too

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u/boogerlatti Jan 17 '26 edited Jan 17 '26

she started sounding like a goose call.... fuck-AHHHf fuck-AHHHf

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u/slimjimreddit Jan 17 '26

Seriously, she sounds like an angry seagull.

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u/AudioShepard Jan 17 '26

Definitely seagull yeah, I couldn’t unhear it.

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u/AFreudianSlip69 Jan 19 '26

She was helping them call in birds! Aw how helpful!

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u/drearymoment Jan 17 '26

Why was she so pissed off at them??

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u/Michami135 Jan 17 '26

They're duck hunting

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u/Hamsterloathing Jan 17 '26

But she's doing goose calls?

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u/duqduqgo Jan 17 '26

If I could upvote this with several short hoarse honks, I would.

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u/squunkyumas Jan 17 '26

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u/ProfitHarvest Jan 17 '26

Stealing this you gossling.

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u/Artyom_33 Jan 17 '26

I legitimately thought this was a hunting vid & someone was using a fucked up duck call LOL!!

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u/Hamsterloathing Jan 17 '26

Someone should do a sample and see how geese would respond to her calls....

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u/throwaway392145 Jan 17 '26

Let it be known, you have won Reddit today, fine stranger. 06:00am EST.

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u/MsFoxieMoxie Jan 17 '26

Where in the city of Seattle are you allowed to duck hunt?

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u/Best-Negotiation1634 Jan 18 '26

Washington wildlife game maps

Lots of places, I’m a n it zoomed out on this map, but as you zoom in you can see a number of purple highlighted areas for duck hunting.

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u/KingoftheKeeshonds Jan 17 '26

I don’t know about Seattle but outside of Olympia it’s legal to hunt ducks in season as long as the hunters are 1/4 mile or more offshore. Annoying because of the blasts but legal.

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u/WiseDirt Jan 17 '26

Awfully bold move of her to try that around someone with a loaded shotgun. They could be a completely sane individual who has no problems keeping their cool and wouldn't think about doing anything, but they could also be totally unhinged with zero compunction over letting lead fly.

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u/maine_buzzard Jan 17 '26

It would be steel, not lead. Better they treated her like the idiot she was, let F&W give her a harassment ticket.

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u/GeminiCroquettes Jan 18 '26

Just because someone has a gun doesn't mean they go around shooting people all willy-nilly lol

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u/skiingredneck Jan 18 '26

It’s the pinnacle of white female liberal privilege.

Act as ass hatty as you want to armed folks, nothing bad can happen to you.

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u/Michami135 Jan 17 '26

They could also have poor eyesight and mistake you for a large bird.

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u/WiseDirt Jan 17 '26

Especially sounding like that

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u/Top-Base4502 Jan 17 '26

Duck hunting on a public beach mind you.

I’m not up on the law, not sure if they are allowed to be there.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

Uhhhh… yeah it’s a public beach they’re allowed to be there🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Turbulent-Media7281 Jan 17 '26

Meanwhile, the herd of 28 feral cats that she feeds kills 10,623 birds in 2025.

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u/SEA_tide Cascadian Jan 17 '26

I also don't see her buying her state and federal duck stamps to help support restoration of duck habitatats and waterfowl conservation. The hunters do.

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u/koltxbell Jan 17 '26

very few people know this

cats kill alot of small animals

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u/Turbulent-Media7281 Jan 17 '26

We all should do our part to reduce feral cat population.

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u/l30 Jan 17 '26

We must resurrect Bob Barker.

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u/canisdirusarctos Jan 17 '26

Why won’t they kill the fucking invasive small animals? We have so many of those nasty eastern grey squirrels, eastern cottontail rabbits, and feral domestic rabbits that it should always be open season on them, especially in cities.

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u/Ok_Matter_1774 Jan 17 '26

My cat gets the rabbits. Unfortunately one rabbit a week doesn't make a dent in their population.

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u/death_grinder Jan 18 '26

Oh man, they live for that shit!!!

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u/RealityChecksReddit Jan 17 '26

yeah, animal people tend to forget they don't understand the natural order.

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u/PBP2024 Jan 17 '26

Must not have ever been to the Puget Sound area. Some of the weirdest people I've ever seen.

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u/nordic_yankee Jan 17 '26

Sadly true, The insufferable liberal boomer Karen. You can identify them by their pale white skin, white hair, and bad fashion. Bonus points if they are carrying an NPR tote bag and have a "In this house we believe..." sign in their front yard.

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u/AntiBoATX Jan 17 '26

The performative progressive. Completely insulated from the working class and minorities; vote for more taxes to support another bullshit cause and have massive signs stating how they support BLM, though they don’t interact with any of “them.”

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u/NoVaBurgher Jan 17 '26

Back east we called them limousine liberals. Still rather live near them than their conservative counterparts on the political spectrum tho

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u/santasnicealist Jan 17 '26

Nah, limousine liberals are different - they're more like champagne socialists. They'll say things and usually donate large amounts of money but won't be boots on ground doing ridiculous things.

LLs and CSs can be performative progressives, but they're different classifications.

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u/AntiBoATX Jan 17 '26

Wearing $500 outfits, driving $100-150k electric luxury vehicles and living in Madison Park with a 5m net worth, maybe having never worked due to being married to an old MSFT employee or having vast equity in properties purchased 40 years ago, voting to increase sales and property taxes but not supporting any tough measures like austerity or that benefit working class like increasing the safety nets, going to their corner Pagliacci and holding up signs about the orange fascist and blm then going home and continuing to live like a hog on the system that benefited them. Of course I’m generalizing but I’ve seen SO MANY of those types since moving here. She reeks of entitled boomer bullshit. Also someone should tell her that hunters are usually more conservation friendly than the general public

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u/Cute_District_5593 Jan 17 '26

Not wrong about any of this, though wildly over generalizing. But, do you reserve the same ire for people who wrap themselves in the flag and constitution and vote for authoritarianism (yes you can have a democratic vote and still end up with authoritarianism) because they like “owning the libs” more than a system of checks and balances? Or cry “socialism” at healthcare or social safety nets but have no problem with corporate bailouts or collecting their social security or disability checks? Or spin conspiracy theories about “liberal pedophile rings” with no evidence beyond coded messages “deciphered” by internet sleuths, but then look the other way when someone with actual ties to actual sex traffickers is on their side?

Because there’s dumbass hypocritical shit on all sides, my friend.

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u/AntiBoATX Jan 17 '26

Of course. I hate them all now. Growing old has shown me how little care for us the populace these people truly have. Only difference is, one side will throw us into shackles while the other makes sure we’re not too sick or destitute to keep capital churning, while doing it.

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u/death_grinder Jan 18 '26

And why I refuse to subscribe to either.

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u/ImpossibleLutefisk Jan 17 '26

As a native Seattleite this is spot on

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u/MONSTERBEARMAN Jan 17 '26

Because they don’t have other people do the killing for them like her. Fucking peasants. /s

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u/ImpossibleLutefisk Jan 17 '26

Seriously, right after this she drove to the grocery store and picked up a couple steaks for dinner

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u/Buck169 Jan 17 '26

No, probably chicken breast, because she believes the horse-sh1t about red meat causing cancer.

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u/merc08 Jan 17 '26

She is committing a Gross Misdemeanor 

https://app.leg.wa.gov/RCW/default.aspx?cite=77.15.210

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u/18LJ Jan 17 '26

Oh man I would pay to see the footage of her calling the police on them and then going nuclear when the cop arrives then ends up writing her a summons. If scientists could only somehow figure out how to harness the energy from her self entitled rage, perhaps we would finally discover a limitless source of clean renewable power that mankind has desperately been searching for.

And the ironic part is..... She was probably attracting more birds to the area from her outraged squawking than she was scaring them off 😂

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u/FreshwaterFryMom Jan 17 '26

round of applause this right HERE!!!

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u/darkoath Jan 19 '26

She was attacking them with rocks, too, so there's a different charge from a different jurisdiction.

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u/echofreak Jan 18 '26

He said “I think it’s a legendary Karen”

Like she was a pokemon card 🤣

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u/Mundane-Manner4237 Jan 19 '26

This is damn brilliant

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u/FastSlow7201 Jan 17 '26

Please tell me you called the game warden. People like this need to be charged with hunter harassment.

RCW 77.15.210

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u/Sedona7 Jan 17 '26

Thanks. looked it up:

RCW 77.15.210

Obstructing the taking of fish, shellfish, or wildlife—Penalty.

(1) A person is guilty of obstructing the taking of fish[, shellfish,] or wildlife if the person:

(a) Harasses, drives, or disturbs fish, shellfish, or wildlife with the intent of disrupting lawful pursuit or taking thereof; or

(b) Harasses, intimidates, or interferes with an individual engaged in the lawful taking of fish, shellfish, or wildlife or lawful predator control with the intent of disrupting lawful pursuit or taking thereof.

(2) Obstructing the taking of fish, shellfish, or wildlife is a gross misdemeanor.

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u/Temporary_Buy3238 Jan 17 '26

The law is definitely on the hunters side in this argument. They should have told her to call the cops

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u/Mammoth_Effective_68 Jan 17 '26

So many people are on the brink of insanity.

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u/TheRealRacketear Broadmoor Jan 17 '26

On the brink?

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u/Mammoth_Effective_68 Jan 18 '26

Ok you win ! 🤣

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u/Ok_Habit_7151 Jan 17 '26

If they were hunting legally jeez we all have to live here. I hunt but don’t like poachers. Maybe if weird “fukaaaa” bird lady read the regulations saw they were doing it right could have had a conversation instead of a confrontation.

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u/Hamsterloathing Jan 17 '26

She literally said she didn't want them to "shoot anything that's alive"

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u/ColdStockSweat Jan 17 '26

I do commend her for saving the wooden ducks.

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u/BrianChing25 Jan 17 '26

She better be vegan otherwise that's so hypocritical

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u/MONSTERBEARMAN Jan 17 '26

9/10 people I’ve had a conversation with who are anti-hunting, eat meat.

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u/ImpossibleLutefisk Jan 17 '26

But it comes from the grocery store. It's not murdered...............

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u/DishwasherLint Jan 18 '26

Easily the best lines that that divides the willfully ignorant from normal people

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u/MentulaMagnus Jan 17 '26

Looks like she has a leather accessory of some kind. She is a hypocrite. Does she use soaps and shampoos that are not made from animal products?

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u/SuperMundaneHero Jan 17 '26

Actively interfering with a legal hunt is actually against the law in most (all?) states. If this had continued they could have called the game warden and gotten her cited.

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u/Brilliant-Trick1253 Jan 17 '26

Anyone from another state- this is 90% of the population in Western Washington. I dare you to try being sane here.

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u/wastelandhenry Jan 17 '26

Her resorting to calling them “fuck offs” was such a nail in the coffin, if you’re at the point where you can’t even coherently insult the other party then you just gotta take the L man, there’s no ladder for you to climb out on to ring the winner bell, you’re toast in this battle

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u/Few-Pin5833 Jan 18 '26

It reminded me of the enraged indian guys vid where they just incoherently kept saying "fuck you bloody" at each other lol

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u/Any-Alternative8228 Jan 17 '26

That's gonna wind up as a meme lolololol

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u/knightofni76 Jan 17 '26

I really hope that a game warden gives her a fat ticket for this kind of behavior, as long as the hunters were on appropriate public land.

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u/xerxesgm Jan 17 '26

They handled it well. That was pretty rewarding to watch. 

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

I’ll have to watch more then, I thought it was just her making that weird bird call.

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u/Significant-Energy28 Jan 17 '26

She is also violating Washington state game laws for harassment of legal hunters...

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u/based_miss_lippy Jan 17 '26

Bet you $100000 this was Whidbey

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u/SeaArmy45 Jan 17 '26

Camano actually, this was on our Facebook page a few days ago

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u/AppleSydders Jan 17 '26

She was getting (rightfully) incinerated on there, too

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

Nothing says ‘exclusive island community’ like being completely out of touch lol

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u/significuntlife Jan 17 '26

My thoughts exactly!

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u/Beginning_Ad_6616 Jan 18 '26

The funniest part to me as a liberal progressive sportsman, is that hunters are typically more supportive of conservationism than folks like this woman who show up wailing.

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u/Confident-Peak6208 Jan 18 '26

Very true! The person I've learned the most about conservationism from is an avid hunter.

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u/Pure-Smile-7329 Jan 21 '26

Yes!! Hunting licenses pay for conservation efforts.

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u/TJPOLSEN Jan 17 '26

That lady forgot to take her meds..

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u/photoutis Jan 17 '26

i bet she has chicken for dinner

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u/Hoover29 Jan 17 '26

Bet she has a down jacket.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

Hey, that chickens name was Aura and she visited the farm and it was free range with 22,000 other friends in an open air confined dark space

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u/ColdStockSweat Jan 17 '26

FUCK - AHHHHHHH!!!!!

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u/candyassrecords Jan 17 '26

Sorry to interrupt, but I had the exact same question.

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u/MentulaMagnus Jan 17 '26 edited Jan 17 '26

Many animals experience the awful painful nightmare of being eaten alive. Humans dispatching them in a humane, respectful manner is by far a better fate to suffer. This same lady probably doesn’t have any issue with or even thinks about the torturous poisons used to kill rats around her property/city whereby the animals bleed from every organ and suffer a more painful death by our hands. Then other creatures in the food chain consume these poisoned rodents and suffer the same agonizing death, further depressing some critically endangered populations.

The hunters in the video maybe could have tried to talk her irrational behavior down a little more, but I don’t think logical discussion would have made a difference with how berserk and manic she was acting.

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u/jgo3 Jan 17 '26

"Nothing in nature dies a peaceful death." --Clay Hayes

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u/bignotion Jan 17 '26

They don’t owe her anything

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u/MentulaMagnus Jan 17 '26 edited Jan 17 '26

Agreed. And they did a great job ducking around that lady’s childish behavior. I would have thrown her the bird when she asked what kind of birds they were.

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u/developmental1 Jan 17 '26

"Those bird identified as dead as already" LMAO!

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u/MazimgerZ Jan 17 '26

Mentally unstable woman.

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u/thesupersoap33 Jan 17 '26

After 6 years here... I'm in such a dark place. Everyone here seems to.... Idk... Everyone is just full of hate and passive aggression and it's made my PTSD so much worse.

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u/Sp0rk3h_Downloader Jan 17 '26

Isn’t interfering with lawful game hunting actually a crime?

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

Liberal white women and shrieking like a harpy.

Name a more iconic duo.

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u/ChamomileFlower Jan 17 '26

I have zero context but makes me think of comfortably well-off liberal boomers who buy up housing stock on the peninsula and the islands harassing younger conservative locals whose families have lived there for generations. If I sound bitter I am

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u/yonderoy Jan 17 '26

Does she not eat meat? Better not with that attitude.

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u/Typical-Ad-7967 Jan 17 '26

God i love that " those birds identify as dead already" fucken killer line dude 😂

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u/bigbear425 Jan 17 '26

I love this video, as a duck hunter this is for sure harassment and wouldn’t enjoy that. But at the end of this clip as she walks away they blast a duck. Idk why anyone would edit that part out. Arguably the best part of the exchange here

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u/Ozzie808 Jan 17 '26

it's always that haircut

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u/bignotion Jan 17 '26

Caw! Caw! Caw! Caw!

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u/Reddit_isa_Psyop Jan 17 '26

Seattle liberals need some mental health checkups

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u/BWW87 Belltown Jan 17 '26

This same woman votes for politicians that would rather people die in the streets than work together with landlords and property managers. Fuck off indeed.

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u/Vimi417 Jan 17 '26

Typical Seattle resident

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u/Famous_Stop2794 Jan 18 '26

In Washington state, RCW 77.15.210 makes it a gross misdemeanor to interfere with lawful hunting, which includes harassing, disturbing, or driving wildlife to disrupt a hunt, or intimidating a hunter.

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u/Revolutionary-Ad1402 Jan 17 '26

It’s against the law to harass hunters. This woman needs to be in jail.

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u/FastSlow7201 Jan 17 '26

Anti-hunters are deranged lunatics.

A number of years ago I was out near Quilcene deer hunting for a week and decided to take a break one day and go enjoy the view up at the Mt Walker view point. I din't get 20 feet away from my truck and some lady yells at me telling me that I can't hunt up there. Mind you, my rifle was in my trunk and all she saw was a guy dressed in camo. So I asked her if she saw a rifle or bow. I then explained to her that I was a hunter but that if she wasn't a fucking retard that she might have noticed that I didn't have a weapon and was just up there to enjoy the view.

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u/AmberInSunshine Jan 17 '26

Very sad that a person can become so messed up like this. I feel sorry for her and her family. Get well soon!

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u/Just-Cry-5422 Jan 17 '26

That's the California Karen bird. They fly up here when they're old and used up. Sadly, not a rare sighting these days.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

Most commonly after their former mate has taken a new younger partner half her age.

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u/iBUYbrokenSUBARUS Jan 17 '26

This woman needs to be in a mental hospital

Is she cosplaying a chicken?

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u/developmental1 Jan 17 '26

The invasive bird species Karen Annoyingus, recognized by their unique song.

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u/PhoenixSaigon Jan 17 '26

Why is it always the same Karen’s ?

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u/Bmac_13 Jan 17 '26

We used to have insane asylums

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u/ImpossibleLutefisk Jan 17 '26

At first, I was certainly the entitled one was going to throw the rocks at him

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u/WARILA_ISW Jan 17 '26

Holy shit she makes me so mad, but these men made me so happy.

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u/Sidbilly Jan 17 '26

Good duck call

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u/cant_hear_u_im_blind Jan 17 '26

She starts sounding like a chicken

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u/Ok-Bandicoot1529 Jan 17 '26

Lock her up for her own good

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u/WhiteDirty Jan 17 '26

🐔 🐔 bkahhh

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u/Firm-Combination5627 Jan 17 '26

This is a legit crime in Washington and I’m assuming most states! Press charges Damit

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u/pb_in_sf Jan 17 '26

“What kind of bird is that?”💀

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u/Kate-Marisa Jan 17 '26

Time to go to the memory care home grandma!

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u/Gloomy_Spirit8457 Jan 17 '26

Typical lefty kidless woman

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u/thekingofkrabs Jan 17 '26

Throwing rocks at decoys 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Ok_Salary_8348 Jan 18 '26

Washington has been a liberal shithole for years but there was a time before everyone got so sensitive that Seattle was a pretty fun hangout.

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u/m-muehlhans Jan 18 '26

I saw that Karen protesting in Seattle. Was annoying listening to her screeching

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u/Complex-Deer8984 Jan 18 '26

Bainbridge island?? 🤣

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u/BicameralTheory West Seattle Jan 17 '26

Lol why are the old people here kinda strange?

Saw a normal looking guy on SW Avalon taking his dog out, was thinking oh that’s a cute dog, as I got closer I noticed the guy was yelling at guys on motorized bicycles calling them idiots and “fucking cheaters” as they rode by.

Maybe I’m missing something here and motorized bikes are bad (idk y’all tell me) but it seemed like strange behavior.

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u/Railboy Jan 17 '26

There are plenty of normal old people around. They're just relaxing with a book instead of sqawking like an exotic bird.

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u/--boomhauer-- Jan 17 '26

She sounds like a bird lmao

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u/Efficient_Cheek_8725 Jan 17 '26

Why do people think that their preferences are more important than others rights? She needs to be held accountable for her actions. Submit the video to game warden.

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u/monsterbator89 Jan 17 '26

"those are decoys, not ducks ... You fucking retard" 🤣 made my day

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u/SeriousGains Jan 17 '26

A rare encounter with a wild Karen in its native habitat. Something tells me she wouldn’t be doing this if they weren’t white.

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u/thelastkcvo Jan 17 '26

It's a federal felony to harass a hunter in the legal pursuit of game. Call a warden and press charges. Especially with video like this.

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u/antisemantics13 Jan 17 '26

Puffer jacket beanie and white hair. Get ready for an ear assault 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Upbeat-Concern-5181 Jan 17 '26

These NPC’s are getting outta hand..

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u/NerdimusSupreme Jan 17 '26

Can we just deploy her to the front line of any ice encounter?

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u/knightofni76 Jan 17 '26

That's what I thought this was at first! We need a rapid response force of Karens just like this to drop off at any ICE raids.

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u/sog119 Jan 17 '26

Brilliant, harassing people with firearms. I’m surprised natural selection doesn’t get more of them.

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u/Cross-Country Jan 17 '26

It doesn’t because, contrary to the screaming fits of angry liberals, we gun owners tend to be reasonable, socially well-adjusted people who understand that’s not what guns are for.

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u/Open_Situation686 Jan 17 '26

To dig a bit deeper - people like this don’t want anyone to own guns because they are self aware enough to know that they have zero self control.

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u/Cross-Country Jan 17 '26

Yep! And they don’t have the humility to accept that they aren’t normal, so they insist everyone else doesn’t have any self-control either, when we do.

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u/moonpumper Jan 17 '26

I thought it was a seagull or a crow or something

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u/Levi_Sharp23 Jan 17 '26

She must be a cousin to a goose

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u/enozero Jan 17 '26

Found Waldo

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u/Raven_Photography Jan 17 '26

I thought it was a seagull

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u/Tired_o_Mods_BS Jan 17 '26

What an odd sounding bird.

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u/TheRealRacketear Broadmoor Jan 17 '26

How dare she go outside without her ICE whistle.

Say safe folks.

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u/Valuable_Jump_7317 Jan 17 '26

Oi, found yourself a wild pnw phuck offff chicken there. Hell of an example of this unique specimen.

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u/Qtippio Jan 17 '26

Is that what the birds have been saying this whole time?

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u/VoiceArtPassion Jan 17 '26

The seagulls are evolving.

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u/freesoloc2c Jan 17 '26

"Those birds identity as dead already."

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u/lurkopotomus Jan 17 '26

Was the up in or near la Conner? She’s an embarrassment.

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u/Beneficial-Joke-5591 Jan 17 '26

She sounds like a bird

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u/lv2sprkl Jan 17 '26

She’s a happy soul.😳

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u/PhyterNL Jan 17 '26

She sounds like one of the birds. "BAACOFFF! BAACOOF!"

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u/Illustrious-Noise123 Jan 17 '26

Hell of a specklebelly call!

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u/1SGDude Jan 17 '26

Typical affluent white female unhinged liberal ( AWFUL)

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u/TakesTooManyPhotos Jan 17 '26

Did she get arrested by Fish and Game? You are not allowed to interfere with legal hunting.

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u/Substantial_Disk1706 Arlington Jan 17 '26

Found Waldo. 🤣💯