r/Saltoon • • 7h ago

Having teammates who can get kills but can’t push objective is the worst

6 Upvotes

Easily the most annoying way to lose a game


r/Saltoon • • 5h ago

Is Splatoon good or bad for the brain?

3 Upvotes

What do studies say?


r/Saltoon • • 6h ago

Salmon Run Average SR experience

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  1. Ignore the flyfish once it spawns because killing it is tedious and you'll waste ink. Instead, only kill the mobile bosses under it, it's not as if flyfish can make it harder to move with its missiles. Make sure to ignore stingers and big shots too because you'll have a 100% chance of dying at the shore, so why bother killing them?

  2. 2+ teammates kill mobile bosses like maws / flip floppers / fish sticks together so theres larger opportunities for bosses to swarm the entire team because half of the team is focused on one lureable boss instead of splitting up.

  3. Save your 2 specials until the conclusion of the shift in order to throw a squid party for the last 10 seconds of the game, it's not like you'll ever need specials in the game.

  4. Always kill lureable bosses at the shore where the lessers spawn too so you can get pushed off the map and guarantee a wipeout ASAP. It'll also take longer to bring the eggs to the basket, and if you die, your teammates will have to swim all the way over to you and have to throw a bomb because you're harder to reach.

  5. Drizzler's projectile can be deflected to itself and kill it? Slammin' lid can kill bosses under it? What's that?


r/Saltoon • • 21h ago

If you're on the other team, you clearly haven't

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(Sorry for blur) talked to your family since 2020


r/Saltoon • • 16h ago

"Why does the no carry list exist?"

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This is why. You're playing the batshit cheesiest class in the game and you still go negative this bad with it.

Welcome to the no carry list.