This is why. You're playing the batshit cheesiest class in the game and you still go negative this bad with it.

Welcome to the no carry list.

Me: 11-5 Gal: 8-9 Brush: 6-15 Dualies: 5-11 My god

I know it was an accident but god damn what is my luck today we were doing fine the entire time just for this to happen

I’m probably insulting someone’s kid but idgaf

WHY CANT I PULL OFF SOMETHING LIKE THAT WITH A .52 BUT THEY CAN WITH A PAINBRUSH ITS SO MUCH WORSE THAN A GAL

I plan to make my own online game in the future, I have the coding knowledge to do it.

But oh my fucking god these kinds of players will not be welcome. If you get carried into high ranks and then play like an absoulte moron then I'm sorry but you're out. Even worse if you defend these morons.

Beyond fucking failures. I get it, you can't lose any more X Power. But stop acting like the lobby is in the same boat you are, there's some people here that have a thousand more Power than you will ever have and you're ruining it because you think X is a place to learn a new weapons.

(Sorry for blur) talked to your family since 2020

Was happy i went 11-1. Then realized i revived my team 11 times

Walleye Zones but worse. How the fuck do we make Walleye Zones but worse?

It’s a contest of “Who paints the most?” And absolutely nothing else. Very fun and interactive. It feels campier than playing Splatoon 2 and we all know how awful S2’s gameplay was.

Don’t even dare to go to the sides of the map or your ass is getting sniped. Because it’s all one way drops with no flanks.

I hate it so much. Never bring this map again.

Are we deadass bro, of course you have the best k/d ratio using those weapons lol

seriously im getting sick of this 🫩

How do they think an excuse is gonna fly on a post like this?

If youre going to play e-liter, or other long ranged chargers for that matter, at least take advantage of its long range instead of just focusing on kills. Youre not benefiting your team if you dont do anything but stand there waiting for an enemy to show up and not even cutting off enemy paths (which would actually make it easier to kill them if enemy has poor map control = easier to see them and they'll have a harder time killing you)

If the enemy team is wiped out, USE YOUR RANGE TO INK THE ZONE. Dont stand there like an idiot waiting for them to come back, you have one of the longest ranges in the game yet you dont even use it for the actual purpose of keeping the zone inked! Especially right at the beginning of the game, you should try to control the middle by painting it with your weapons range, not just sitting there and holding your charge for a potential enemy and leaving your team to handle the rest of the game

Some of yall prioritize splats so much that you dont even check your surroundings and die by getting flanked because you wanted that one kill so badly, which causes a huge setback for your team if 2+ of them are dead. They can't superjump to their backliner, all of you will be pushed back by the enemy team and you too will be pressured by them.

I was an e-liter main myself and why do most of the chargers i get matched with dont even take advantage of its range or mind the objective? This is why you lose if you dont help your team at all and focus on your ego by only shooting at enemies and worst of all, not advancing when your team has an advantage. Its pointless if you dont contribute to the objective. It's a shame a lot of the charger users i encounter only see it as a killing machine,

This whole mechanic where you can only get points from winning or losing three games just does not work man

I did not work hard to win the 2 games only to still lose a shit ton of Power for shit that wasn't my fault

PS: If you put godmode on the objective you should be banned, you are no better than a cheater. In fact, your ego makes you worse than one. Cheaters do it to ragebait and rile people up, but godmode losers do it because they actually think they're good at the game when in fact, they are trash at everything they do.

It’s a skilless two-kill weapon. This is just my opinion. Plz don’t splat me✋🏽🤚🏽

I am sick of people saying how the 10 minute ban is “too harsh” or feels cruel to target people with bad wifi.

Having bad wifi ruins the game for the players with good WiFi. if you have trash wifi it is extremely selfish to play online games and you should only stick to offline games.

This is coming from someone who grew up with bad WiFi and then now has amazing WiFi.

From the very few times the game didn’t disconnect a laggy player, those games were so unbearable that I rather take the 10 minute ban myself.

I am so glad that shit can stack for those laggers.

One more time for the people in the back IF YOU DONT HAVE GOOD INTERNET YOU DONT GET TO PLAY ONLINE! I am sick of my hits not registering or my dodge rolls not counting because your Wifi is in a McDonalds.

The game makes it perfectly clear whose fault it is.

90% of the time it is not my fault when there’s a WiFi issue, unless we have a bunch of guests over or it’s because of the weather. Besides those two factors my wifi is fucking gorgeous! I can upload a 20 minute 4K video in less than 15 minutes and I can download my steam games around the same time.

if I can even use my hot spot without a single damn stutter you can too.

You clean up the mess for your useless team, and as thanks, you end up losing too 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

i was trying to unwind in turf war after a long day and almost every single match i get into, someone on my team is spamming this way for no reason. callouts are supposed to be use in critical moments. the reason im so angry is because im hard of hearing and it makes it incredibly hard to use sound as a pinpoint for some weapons when i hear someone callout spamming. i cant hear chargers, i cant hear splatlings, i cant even hear shooters. i am disabled and yes i can use visual to help, but i also multitask my focus so i can be aware of what enemies are around me or behind me. these people have no idea that spamming this way instead of dealing with single enemies is just going to get them splatted

its so hard to get me frustrated with this game. losing streaks don't bother me, i only care if people throw or spam callouts that mean nothing. trust me, i've tried to see what they spam this way for. its always 1v1s. if they're trying to push none of them do good at all as when we're all the way up past mid they stay back and dilly dally.

im genuinely so frustrated. i didn't ask to be born this way. i just want to enjoy splatoon.

Got into a match, enemies rush our spawn to keep us there. Every time we won a fight, my team would stop to re paint our whole base instead of trying to gain ground, and the enemies would just come back and start another fight. I'm playing hydra and got #1 enemy base inker, and at no point I walked past the middle of the stage. Jesus fuck, guys

But this cute twat aka Flumps, decided to take out the tvs’ power cable 😂😂

I genuinely believe people like this shouldn't be allowed to play online games, fucking shambolic.

Please if you see this find another hobby and fuck off cunts.