If he isn’t trying to knock down doors waking us up to feed him then he’s probably taking his 10th nap of the day

Quick, help me come up with something to get back at her with.

Last one might be disturbing

My Cat has harnished the power of red mercury, although only on his back legs. Moreover, he is indeed wearing a tuxedo while doing this - what a champ.

Today I chased a cat dripping poop around the house, bathed him on my own while he screamed and flung poop every which way, and then cleaned for 45 minutes. All I can smell is poop. For all I know I myself have become poop.

Edit; Yes, he is ill, this happened right when we arrived home from the vet, so he’s getting treatment!

yes yes i shouldn’t had left this out, but im so used to well behaved kitties 😞 also hes yawning in that photo lol

Bubu is very diva and doesn't care about other people.

He's just...yeah

Freya is a stray we've taken in. While at the vet she posed for this picture.

Well, I never.

My orange boy insists on getting up in our faces in the morning to wake us up. Well, this little dummy stepped on my eye yesterday morning while trying to situate himself on my pillow. I have a scratched cornea that is super painful. I love him so much but what an idiot!

I’ll put a picture of my eye in the comments. It’s not graphic. Just lit under black like to see the injury.

She got a head full of empty but her heart's in the right place.