r/RoastMyCar • • Apr 02 '25

No Politics.

20 Upvotes

I'm banning everyone who brings politics into this sub.

This kind of shit is why I'm being so harsh. I will not allow one single mention of anything that will encourage this bullshit.


r/RoastMyCar • • Mar 20 '25

THIS IS A FUCKING ROAST SUB!!!!!!!!!

101 Upvotes

READ THE RULES, MOST OF ALL RULE 4. WE WILL BE HANDING OUT BANS TO VIOLATORS.

  • Top level comments comments MUST be a roast.

Do NOT comment something along the lines of "I OMG I can't roast this its such a great car". This is r/RoastMyCar, not r/automotivedickriders. If you don't have anything mean to say, don't say anything at all. However this applies more to parent comments.


r/RoastMyCar • • 14h ago

849cc of raw 62 year old power.

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87 Upvotes

My 1964 Morris 850. Inherited from my father-in-law who passed recently. I loved him dearly and I love this car. These were the first minis built in Australia.

Roast away!


r/RoastMyCar • • 11h ago

New car after 3 weeks

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41 Upvotes

Roast this shit box and let me know what i could to to make her look better. Its a 96 civic sedan either k or d series

Done to it:

4od Exhaust tip

Backyard paint job (still gonna make the black better, and not so scratchy as you can see the sanding marks)

98 hatchback civic hub caps

Painted emblems (paint matched to hubcaps + trim)

Interior floor lights

Window visors

Aftermarket stereo

Have to do:

Window tint for rear passenger windows

Front Suns-strip

MAYBE will tint rear window but im tight on money and time to tint it myself

Sound deadening in doors

Subs

10-12mm Wheel spacers

Cold air intake w custom routing

Clear taillights


r/RoastMyCar • • 8h ago

2010 MKT (Twin Turbo EcoBoost)

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10 Upvotes

13-0 race record. Quite the sleeper. Saved it from the scrapyard 13k miles ago (March) and took it from IL to NC and back / everywhere in between. Daily. (don't roast me too hard or you'll end up in the back of my hearse 😁) Save the water pump and timing chain jokes since it was all rebuilt. 200k miles. Gonna have to get creative on this one. My favorite feature is the fridge.


r/RoastMyCar • • 19h ago

I love it so do your worst

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36 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar • • 13h ago

Take me down

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12 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar • • 2h ago

Roast Black Betty (and my parking spot)

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1 Upvotes

2014 Ford Focus that just spent 4 months dying on me every other time I turned the key. Fixed it myself by replacing mega fuses for $35 when the mechanic wanted $1,700 to fix an unrelated issue. She's only got 37,000 on her!!! I think I'll be able to ride this for the next few years, until it's falling apart or the notorious clutch issue starts. But for now, she's mine. Parking pad is fucked up because there was a layer of dirt on top of it, had to shovel it away to not get stuck in my own "driveway" (if you can even call it that). There are stones in between the dirt, it's just all wet so you can't see them lol. So, do your worst.


r/RoastMyCar • • 1d ago

car👍

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48 Upvotes

85k kms C200 Kompressor


r/RoastMyCar • • 1d ago

Roast our 3 car solution.

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227 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar • • 23h ago

2012 GTI

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10 Upvotes

Do your worst


r/RoastMyCar • • 1d ago

I paid 30 grand for 200 hp and front wheel drive. Make me feel something

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206 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar • • 5h ago

Bet you can’t roast my bimmer

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0 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar • • 1d ago

I paid 3.5k for it. I beat the sh*t out of it, and it’s my daily.

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119 Upvotes

Auto 🥲 05 G35 coupe. 280k miles, learning to “drift” and fabricate with it. No major mods done, just aesthetic shit, cold air, couple odds and ends to make it last and be quick until I find a better example to build up. (Ai pic at the end, just cuz it had a better view, and not my real plate.)

Edit: this was bone stock when I got it, too, these are all my own dumb decisions 🤣 be as ruthless as you want. I don’t do the fake shifting or none of that shit though ! (The fucking shift panel, doesn’t work anymore, for the two little up shift down shift buttons.) by learning to drift, I mean I’m learning “momentum based” sliding. I can drive stick, but didn’t wanna dog on a nice one to learn.


r/RoastMyCar • • 1d ago

Roast my 47 year old rust bucket

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10 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar • • 1d ago

My Old Dodge

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43 Upvotes

Had this thing around for 15 years. It will outrun modern EV's and maxes out the 100mph speedometer before it shifts out of second gear. Dont be afraid, hurt my feelings.


r/RoastMyCar • • 1d ago

Yall went a little soft on my crown vic, so lets test my 08 taurus.

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12 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar • • 1d ago

Reliable old Ford Fusion

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27 Upvotes

2006 Förd Fusion with 207k miles, my first car.


r/RoastMyCar • • 1d ago

Roast the car I haven’t even bought yet

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2 Upvotes

2010 Chevrolet Cobalt 2LT sedan


r/RoastMyCar • • 1d ago

2024 Lexus NX.

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11 Upvotes

Do your best (worst).


r/RoastMyCar • • 1d ago

Roast my car. The jokes write themselves

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0 Upvotes

Beautiful BMW Individual purple paint, white Silverstone extended leather, carbon trim, almost fully loaded (every package except
the Track one), 2023 BMW M4 G83.


r/RoastMyCar • • 1d ago

2018 Chevy Cruze

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10 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar • • 2d ago

My brand new Jetta GLI manual. Do your worst. First car btw

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453 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar • • 2d ago

Do your best!!

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15 Upvotes

3.5L aurion grande 2008


r/RoastMyCar • • 2d ago

My £500 Tiburon with 65k on the clock.

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123 Upvotes