Got this email from a student just now (week 5 of 12):

"I wanted to reach out to you personally to let you know that I’ve unfortunately decided to drop [your theatre class] this semester. I took six classes and was hoping I could manage everything, but with most of my courses in Political Science/ Human Rights and preparing for the LSATs, I’ve realized I may have taken a little more than I can handle. I really enjoy your teaching style and am disappointed to have to make this decision. However, I feel that I need to take something off my plate so I can give my other commitments the time and attention they deserve.

"Thank you for being so understanding. I really appreciate the experience I’ve had in your class, and I’m sorry that I won’t be able to continue this semester.

"I also wanted to say that it was really nice seeing you today! I hope it didn’t come across as me feeling pressured to come talk to you both. I just didn’t want to interrupt your break, and frankly, I have never seen one of my professors out in public, so I wasn’t sure what I should do."

Oh, my heart! I'm so proud of this student for having the maturity and awareness to come to this realization in time to drop my course. I focus a lot on time management and prioritizing as well, so I already feel like she's learned quite a bit.

And her feeling awkward realizing her prof is gasp a human person is adorable! I'm hanging onto this one for positive vibes for Future Me.

I have a mostly online class, but there is an in-person midterm and final (to combat AI cheating). The midterm was this morning. I cannot believe how many illnesses, hospitalizations, and car accidents I personally caused by requiring these students to come in person for the in person midterm in the class with in person midterms that they signed up for. And the relatives I've killed! I must be stopped. Good lord. 80 students and 14 major life crises, plus another 3 students who just didn't come and might or might not tell me why later. We are talking COVID, bird flu, jaundice, encephalitis, and a sore throat (poor baby!). Some dead grandmas, but we also got creative with some dead uncles and pets and best friends.

My chair thinks I should accommodate each student with a makeup opportunity, even if it means coming in every single day next week and proctoring a different exam for each student individually. And if they get sick again, I reschedule ad nauseam. Campus is a 40-min commute for me, and my office hours are online. I'm on multiple campuses and can't proctor before/after my usual in-person courses.

But if rescheduling is inconvenient, I could always give them an online option! Customer service!

I'm also not allowed to ask for doctor's notes or documentation because that is private. So basically any student can have unlimited extra study time if they ask. What is the fucking point of this course modality that my chair asked me to do if we're not requiring anything?

/cries in adjunct

*Edit: This is a community college, and I don't have the kind of protection that would let me push back on this and still expect employment in spring. I will start by setting a day/time next week and telling students just to come to that and go from there. But the messaging is really disheartening, and I needed to vent. I do not plan to allow an online option.

**Edit 2: I am not exaggerating. The numbers and disease names are real. Yes, my chair recommended accommodating with makeups at each student's convenience. I do not have an office, but there is a room I can use if I schedule in advance. There is no additional compensation. My chair reminded me that accommodations are part of my job. My chair is not physically in the state and cannot proctor for me. I should not have asked for permission or put it on his radar, but this is a new modality, and we have very complainy students. I was trying to avoid issues. This is not my usual department; I lost a course and needed extra income. Many of you are very funny, and you are making me feel better. Thank you.

I'm an academic nurse educator, and part of my job involves taking students onto the clinical floor to help bridge the gap between theory and practice.

So today we were nearing the end of a particularly looong shift, and I told my group students to ensure they had completed their patient care, charting, and other responsibilities by quarter to two.

This one student looked at me with a completely blank stare. I asked if she understood what I was asking. Nothing. Not a word. Just another blank stare.

So I repeated myself to everyone and not single her out: "Make sure you're all finished by quarter to two."

She then whispers (or so she thinks) to her peer, "What does that mean?"

Folks... I'd had a LOOONG shift with eight students and 16 patients between them all that I'm responsible for overseeing. At this point, I simply stared back and directly spoke to her. "It means everything is done by quarter to two."

I could practically see the cogwheels beginning to turn. And finally, some words! "Ohhh, you mean 1:30?"

🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ Ugh. Nope. Try again.

A few more seconds of an intense stare down with some mental gymnastics, and suddenly, it clicked. You know when you'd slap the side of an old television and the picture would finally come into focus? THAT. "OHH, you mean 1:45!?"

DING DING DING! WE HAVE A WINNER! Congratulations! Your prize? Learning to tell time at the ripe old age of 19!

And before anyone comes for me, I have no issue with students asking questions or seeking clarification. That's quite literally part of my job. But there is something profoundly concerning about reaching post-secondary education without understanding something as elementary as "quarter to two."

This is also someone aspiring to become a nurse.... A profession that requires critical thinking, time management, and the ability to interpret information accurately, often under pressure. And yet somehow, we're still working on telling time...

Folks, like the title states, it's dire out there. I genuinely worry about how our public education system is preparing students for post-secondary studies, let alone professions where their decisions will directly impact the safety and well-being of others. It feels like we're having to teach the prerequisites to the prerequisites. Please pray for us nurse educators out there. We're genuinely trying our best to help address the nursing shortage, but my goodness, the student pool we're working with is abysmal.

I kid you not... this actually happened.

Student and I are in an online recorded session doing an oral exam to review work that I thoroughly believe is AI (and which the student admitted, in writing, was AI). The point was for the student to study and take the oral exam to replace their original assignment grade, which was already generous.

About 2/3 of the way through, I stopped the exam because it was clear the student had no idea subject matter and could no longer earn enough points to pass. As I'm telling the student this, they interrupt because their phone is ringing (I do not hear it). Student is like, what happened? What happened? Gets off the phone quickly and tells me (relative) just died.

I am gobsmacked.

Hey everyone. I know deadlines are important but I have A LOT going on in my life and I’m not going to be able to do the things I’m supposed to do.

I hope you can understand.

This happened last week, and I'm wondering if anyone knows more by now about who, and which departments, will be cut. There was a thread that discussed this the day it happened (it came out that it was Stockton after the OP tried to keep it anonymous). Anyone have an update or inside information?
I'm not being ghoulish; it's a really fine, more-under-the-radar-than-it-should-be, state university, one that has made some iffy financial decisions over the years, but one of the more unique places to study and learn (many multi- and interdisciplinary programs, beautiful setting, high quality academics). It hurts to hear that they, too, now, are in trouble.

In this era of, you know, all of it, the diminution of state funding and the fact that pensions cost money are constantly cited factors in almost all cases of rifs and closures (in addition to smaller enrollment and retention numbers). The social contract that existed around the value of education as a public good (and maybe the whole idea of a public good) is so eroded as to be broken.

For the record, I do not work there.

Yesterday we were doing in-class research on a text. I sat with one student and watched him incorrectly type in the name of our book and pore through AI overviews with increasing desperation, as he turned up no results. I gently paused him and pointed out the title typo—this wasn’t just a one letter mistake, it was straight gibberish. He was genuinely curious to know that the book’s title and spelling mattered to his search results. My mom teaches elementary school, so I’m used to conversations about fluency and reading intervention and all that. I genuinely think my students need reading intervention, but I didn’t sign up to be an elementary teacher. I don’t know how to help these students, I am not a trained reading interventionist, and most literature on the subject stops at middle school. I know we didn’t sign up to be the safety net, but I don’t think we can go forward without trying to staunch the bleeding. It feels irresponsible. I know we can assign the grade they’ve earned and move on, but that’s not a systemic fix. How are other folks/institutions handling this or similar situations?

English instructor here. I’m almost at the point of letting them choose their own grade and have them write an argument for their reasoning. Maybe they would stop emailing me about how they “deserve” higher grades because they “worked hard.”

One student turned in a paragraph instead of an essay. I gave a 60 on the paragraph. This is my standard “you failed” grade. Student says they don’t deserve a 60 because they “worked really hard on that paragraph.”

How soon can I retire?

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Grrrrr.

One of my students in an online section of my graphic design course submitted a fully AI-generated set of sketches.

OBVIOUSLY, using gen-AI to create designs in the course where you’re graded on design is not allowed.

The assignment was to do some research on a topic of their choosing (with some parameters), pull together 150 words, submit it as plain text so I can see the planned content, and then do 10 rough layout sketches.

Besides the obvious visual tells in the sketches and the SynthID, this student also left the prompt response in their plain-text content document:

Beneath the sketches is 150+ words, formatted for a graphic design hierarchy including at least four levels of text, ready to go for your poster process submission!

I gave her a zero on the submission and reached out to the university to figure out next steps, and they basically said “it’s up to you, but we like to give the students a chance to redo it and make up for their mistakes.”

The same day the university responded to me, she sent me an email asking how I was verifying my claims, because her work was METICULOUSLY done by hand — first on procreate and then on Canva — and she could show me her layered process (side note, her sketch submission was of pencil sketches on paper), and that I was causing her a lot of stress because she’s supposed to graduate in December, and that she redid the sketches just so we can put any confusion behind us so if I could review those that would be great and also it’s very hard for her to see her overall class standing because I have not yet graded all of her assignments, so it would be great if I could finish those too.

OHHHHHH. Is that how we want to play it? Okay. I was going to offer the redo but now I’m not keen on doing that. I said she can meet me in person, sketchbook in hand, and if it matches her submission I’ll issue an apology and give her the points back.

Haven’t decided what to do if it doesn’t match though. I’m not inclined to do favors for liars.

I work at a small school and have students in my major several times before they graduate. One particular student is known in the department as cheating (has many documented academic integrity violations) and using the same excuse on exam weeks (usually a car accident or tech problems that take weeks to fix). I have him in class this semester. He didn't show up for a midterm today. I got an email halfway through class in which he claims he was sideswiped on his way to the exam AND his email wasn't working, so that's why he wasn't at his midterm.

Thanks to this sub, I have a designated time during final exam week when anyone with any excuse can make up a test. However - would you call him out on it? Like, would you say, "Based on hearing about two different car accidents the last time I had you in class, I have to say I have my doubts about this story. However, you or anyone else can do a makeup exam during finals week."

Or would you leave it and just give him the exam makeup info?

I just read a blog post from an old colleague of mine: https://www.spinellis.gr/blog/20261008/?li261008

It lays out a truly dystopian (but completely plausible) future with AI.

"Thought will increasingly become a leisure pursuit, as hunting did following animal domestication, calligraphy after typography, woodworking after industrialisation, and horse riding after motorisation."

I'm glad I probably won't live to see it.

I've made a couple posts over the last few weeks about my speech class. You can read them here and here.

This is genuinely the worst class I have ever had. I have never had a class where literally every single student across the board was so apathetic, unprepared, and put in so little effort into completing the assignments.

Since they are delivering the next major speech next week, I decided to give them an opportunity to practice their speeches in class today so I can give them feedback on what to improve. Well, as I expected, most of them said they weren't ready to practice. I told them that if they didn't they will receive a zero, and more importantly, they probably won't end up doing well on the final speech if they don't practice. The last speeches were absolutely abysmal, which is why I decided to do this to at least try to help the few who actually want to do well. Only three people did practice btw.

For the rest of them who weren't prepared to try their actual speech, I decided to give them all an impromptu activity so they'd at least have something to do today. I gave them a random topic and then gave five minutes to prepare and each person had 2 minutes to deliver. As has been the case with this class previously, they did not perform very well. Most of them continue to make the same exact delivery mistakes that we've talked about avoiding over and over. Most just read straight off their notes. Most went under the time requirement and only said a few sentences. A few even said "I don't even know... that's all I guess..."

I'm not asking for any advice this time. I just wanted to rant. I am seriously over this class. I thought about just telling everyone that class was cancelled and to go home. I wish I could just give up.

We don't have very many weeks left in the semester and we still have to get thru 2 more major speech projects. I do not know how this is all going to go, but I'm thinking most are not going to pass. I already know I will get horrible evals.

Hi all,

I had a bad day today, and I need some perspective to see if I overreacted.

For context, I am an adjunct/ part-time instructor at a community college teaching an intro to college writing course. I am not new to teaching, but I am new to teaching at this college. Earlier this week, I gave them a lecture on paragraphing. That went relatively well. Today, I went in with some in-class activities for us to do in class where they would apply the material we learned earlier this week. Since they have visibly rolled their eyes when I asked them to work in pairs before, I decided to just let them work alone, but they could pair up if they wanted.

Of the twelve students who were in class, only four did the first activity. The other students were either just staring off into space, looking at their phones, or working on other assignments on their computers. While I noticed it during the work time, I let it go. But then only one student would answer the questions I asked.

I asked the students why they didn't do the activity. No one talked. I asked if they did not want to come to class, then why show up. I have a fairly relaxed attendance policy, so if they needed to work on other things, they did not have to show up. No one answered my question. I then said, " Well, if you did not do the activity, leave." No one left. I asked again, and no one left. I asked again what they were doing in class if they did not want to do the work because I was genuinely curious. They just stared at me. One guy started smiling. I ended up just dismissing class entirely, and then they all left.

Did I overreact? I can't help but think that I did. I felt so disrespected in the moment. I understand that everyone has different ways of participating, but not even doing a simple in-class activity?

Any advice or feedback would be great.

This was an email from a student enrolled in a seated mini (8 week) "blended" course. It was in response to my announcement regarding our second day of class.

"Hey, I didn't attend class on Tuesday or today because I didn't even know I had new classes until I just got a phone call."

That was the entire email.

Y'all have a great weekend.

I teach foreign languages. We have intro , inter and adv courses. It’s a progressing program, so when a student comes to inter, they have to complete certain intro courses.

This semester, some students came in and when I went faster in some areas that were already taught in the pre requisite courses, they complained that I went through too fast, it is unfair because they didn’t know there are certain expectations blah blah.. in an anonymous email.

I communicated the expectations in the first week, written in PowerPoint, which included that they are expected to be familiar with the previous
The point is they said they didn’t know or they complain the course is too demanding … which I already talked to a colleague, it isn’t…

Nowadays, seems that they find any kind of way to blame others for their own problems.

We already made the course easier than before, I don’t know what else I can do…

Moreover, maybe I look younger than my actual age and am a female, I tend to get such challenges throughout the years. I’ve been teaching the same thing for 15 years….

Institutional support at my university for faculty is at an all time low. My chair is supportive but beyond that- it’s just been decreasing for years. The workload increases every year. No raises or merit pay. Load reductions and general compensation being stripped. It’s hard to keep morale in this environment.

I know this is totally my own fault for letting burnout rot my brain, but I kinda need to know if anyone else does this or if I’ve just lost it.

Yesterday morning an undergrad sent me an email with the subject line "Urgent: Issue with yesterday's class and my grade." No greeting, just "I need to speak with you privately tomorrow at 9 AM, this cannot wait." Given the mood on campus lately, my stomach instantly dropped. I spent my entire evening spiraling, re-reading my syllabus policies, checking LMS timestamps, and literally rehearsing defenses in teh shower thinking I was about to get hit with some wild formal complaint or an unhinged cheating accusation showdown. I didnt even sleep properly.

So 9 AM rolls around. The kid walks in looking pale, sits down, takes a deep breath... and nervously asks if I was mad at him because he sneezed loudly during my slide presentation and thought I glared at him.

That was it. That was the whole "crisis."

I just sat there staring at him for five solid seconds trying to reboot my brain. I told him he was fine and that I literally have terrible eyesight without my glasses, but god, the sheer adrenaline crash afterwards left me shaking at my desk. Please tell me your nervous systems are this fried too, becasue I feel ridiculous.

A student who has never shown up to class asked to be able to make up some assignments because of a bad injury. I asked for some documentation, as he said he had been treated for said injury at a clinic (not a hospital, mind you).

He said he didn't have documentation, but would send me the image of the injury (a "chainsaw gash" on a knee -- not sure if said knee is his since I have no clue what he looks like) and attached it to the email. Before I could read the email, I opened a rather bloody picture of a knee.

He wasn't trolling, either. This is the story he's running with to other students (pun intended). He didn't get the make ups, unfortunately.

But, girl wtf....

Assuming I could, which isn't a given, should I switch jobs?

I'm in my 13th year at my institution. My most measures, they are good to me. I teach the same 2/2 course package. My salary is fair and lets us travel, save for retirement, etc. I like my research and I like my students.

I do NOT have any friends on the faculty. I'm friendly enough with folks but I'm an outlier here for a variety of reasons. Imagine I'm a Muslim at a Catholic college. Or a white woman at an HBCU, that sort of thing. The mission matters to me but not like it does for some others and this shows up in various ways.

For example, we're in the process of hiring new folks and after watching a candidate give their spiel "briefly" summarize their research for 15 minutes of a 25 minute interview, I thought, "well, this person cannot concisely summarize complicated ideas into digestible chunks for students. Hard pass because they'd be a bad teacher." My colleagues said, "they're so enthusiastic!". Not said, IMO, is that the real truth is that they're well liked because they love Jesus! and we should hire them for our christian college, etc.

Anyway, I've begun to feel more constrained in my oddness here. Just that I don't belong.

But we're comfortable. We have a community, our children have friends, we have friends, we aren't too far from family, we're in a major city, etc. So while I could be much happier in my job if I went someplace where I was not such a minority or I was better aligned with my colleagues otherwise, it would come at a substantial personal/family cost. At a minimum, there would be major transition costs. And some of those could be more longstanding. Maybe our well-adjusted teen would become surly without his friends, etc.

Thoughts?

TL;DR - Lateral move being considered for a better professional fit but worried about personal/family costs to uproot. stay or go?

x-posted with r/academia

TL;DR School wants to lower assessment standards for online courses to grow enrollment and increase revenue. Faculty don’t want compromise our ethics nor teach in an environment where academic misconduct is rampant.

A little background, our college, like most, is having its share of playing whack-mole when it comes to policing AI use in online courses. Some instructors have given up, others are still naive about their courses, while the most ardent opposers of academic misconduct have recently required on-campus testing after a long, hard, fight with administrators and student services.

The problem is however, that we lack the prestige and market power to be picky about enrollment, and like most colleges, are not in the strongest of financial health. Due to this, admins are suggesting we adopt online proctoring again, although data shows this was anything but successful and opened the flood gates to cheating.

My subject is very easy for students to offload in an unsecured testing environment, with proctoring software not being a deterrent for cheating nor sustainable for instructors to police. Additionally, project-based assessment is no longer an effective way to measure mastery, because again, AI can handle most of the heavy lifting.

The way I see it, for my course in particular, I can join the camp of giving up and wait until state and federal laws require admin to be responsible for the current misuse of public funds and/or a scandal to come to public light which would cause admin to reverse course…or I could keep trying to reinvent the assessment process.

One of the options I have been thinking about is requiring oral exams and setting a max grade for those who are unwilling to take a final assessment. For example, if you want to AI your way through the course, the max grade you can achieve is a B, but if you want to demonstrate mastery, you can have an online oral exam with myself. In this scenario you have the opportunity to then improve or worsen your final grade.

Lastly, I want to mention that I have been consumed with both frustration and anger in both college leadership and the behavior of the students. My mental health has severely degraded and most of my friends and family can tell that this problem is eating away at me.

If any of you guys have any advice or have been in similar situations, what do you think the best course of action would be. Or, if you have switched to oral exams, how did it go? Did you receive any pushback requiring non-native speakers to do oral exams?

Class took midterm exam this week (it’s a gen ed class, in case that is helpful context). It was a multiple choice exam taken on pen and paper. A student emailed me 15 minutes after they turned in their exam—and while others were still taking it—to ask me how many points each question is worth and then again about five minutes after that to ask me how long it typically takes me to grade midterm exams.

Sometimes I just can’t…

Do you have a faculty development center (e.g. offering programming and mentoring about teaching)?

Is it run by faculty or staff, and what do you think about that?

Does anyone ever check these?

I did today. The clinic had no record of the patient.

What voting level (department, college, or university) has the most influence in whether you advance?