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Not My Cup Of Tea❗️ Gross: Comedian Shane Gillis Repeatedly Calls Underage Girls “Hot Kids” and “Hottest P*ssy In The World” and admits to Googling underage girls

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Source: I made this video. These clips are combined from a few random episodes of Matt and Shane’s Secret Podcast and Shane Gillis’s special Live in Austin (2021). I did not have to search extensively to find strange clips like these, so I assume Shane says similar things about “hot kids” on many more of his podcast episodes.

In these clips, Shane Gillis basically keeps saying he finds 14-18 year old children to be “hottest p\*ssy” over and over again. He even essentially repeats the SNL joke about him drooling over “women dressing like wh\\\*res” but does it about 14 year old volleyball players.

Shane Gillis also admits to googling underage girls. So I guess that is supposed to be funny comedian humor we just don’t get or something as well?

It’s fairly clear to me that Shane was not being funny, ironic, or purposely offensive in these clips. The supposed “humor” seems to come from Shane saying taboo things he genuinely believes, under the assumption that everyone secretly agrees with him but is too afraid to say them out loud. Essentially, Shane is saying, “Come on, we all know kids are hot. You guys are just too ashamed to say it.” His male audience in these clips laughs and cheers at the idea and his supposed bravery.

90% of Shane Gillis’s humor seems to consist of saying taboo things out loud that loser (mainly white?) chud men believe but can’t say to anyone.

Shane Gillis’s humor is basically a way for loser guys to feel OK about being scared that their girlfriend or wife slept with a Black guy (Shane’s previous SNL monologue), believing that all women dress like whores (Shane’s latest SNL monologue), or, in this clip, believing that teenage girls are hot.

So Shane essentially exists as a validation mechanism for the loser chud men of the world and their sick thoughts. Shane Gillis is their fucked-up version of validation therapy. Essentially “your sick thoughts are valid, you are not weird or creepy, you are cool like me and don’t ever change.”

That’s why I expect so many of these weirdos to show up in the comments defending Shane. He validates their weird, sad thoughts and their weird, sad lives. And when someone criticizes Shane, they feel like someone is criticizing them personally.

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u/Fickle-Drummer612 6h ago

He’s 100% joking, being audacious… it may not be your sense of humour… gross and fucked up highlighting how fucked up the world is but he seems like a good dude who says horrible things to make some laugh and get a rise out of others, I believe you’re taking the bait.
He’s not a pedophile or maga(but I bet some of his fans are, no winning there) he is a bully with a heart of gold and there are far greater evils in the world to highlight. France’s protests are storming into black rock, vanguard is buying your potential house and driving up prices so you have to rent for the rest of your lives…there is a genocide in Gaza and trump is still alive, no shortage of causes. And then there are some comedians that say words you don’t like…maybe avoid shock jock bs comedy in the future.

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u/Standard_Meringue_26 6h ago

Joking about how underage girls are whores just like their adult counterparts because they wear tight shorts to work out and he can’t help but stare at their asses? So funny. No really, what a genius. 

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u/BigBullshitta 5h ago

Just because you don't like a certain form of humor doesn't mean no one else does or is allowed to.

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u/RedSparrow1971 4h ago

Rape jokes about children are hysterical. You’re allowed to find it funny and I’m allowed to suspect that you’ve thought about it.

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u/BigBullshitta 4h ago

Right, just like everyone who laughed at dead baby jokes as a kid was considering murdering infants.

I'd say to grow up, but it may be too late for you to do that.

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u/RedSparrow1971 4h ago

First, you said “as a kid” - did I miss the part where this grown ass man is actually 8 years old? And I don’t recall dead baby jokes. I guess my childhood friends just weren’t funny enough to laugh at dead babies or the victims of a pedophile.

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u/BigBullshitta 4h ago

You sound like loads of fun. Good luck dislodging that massive tree trunk from your anus.