r/PoursTea • u/Ready_Hippo4721 • 6h ago
Not My Cup Of Tea❗️ Gross: Comedian Shane Gillis Repeatedly Calls Underage Girls “Hot Kids” and “Hottest P*ssy In The World” and admits to Googling underage girls
Source: I made this video. These clips are combined from a few random episodes of Matt and Shane’s Secret Podcast and Shane Gillis’s special Live in Austin (2021). I did not have to search extensively to find strange clips like these, so I assume Shane says similar things about “hot kids” on many more of his podcast episodes.
In these clips, Shane Gillis basically keeps saying he finds 14-18 year old children to be “hottest p\*ssy” over and over again. He even essentially repeats the SNL joke about him drooling over “women dressing like wh\\\*res” but does it about 14 year old volleyball players.
Shane Gillis also admits to googling underage girls. So I guess that is supposed to be funny comedian humor we just don’t get or something as well?
It’s fairly clear to me that Shane was not being funny, ironic, or purposely offensive in these clips. The supposed “humor” seems to come from Shane saying taboo things he genuinely believes, under the assumption that everyone secretly agrees with him but is too afraid to say them out loud. Essentially, Shane is saying, “Come on, we all know kids are hot. You guys are just too ashamed to say it.” His male audience in these clips laughs and cheers at the idea and his supposed bravery.
90% of Shane Gillis’s humor seems to consist of saying taboo things out loud that loser (mainly white?) chud men believe but can’t say to anyone.
Shane Gillis’s humor is basically a way for loser guys to feel OK about being scared that their girlfriend or wife slept with a Black guy (Shane’s previous SNL monologue), believing that all women dress like whores (Shane’s latest SNL monologue), or, in this clip, believing that teenage girls are hot.
So Shane essentially exists as a validation mechanism for the loser chud men of the world and their sick thoughts. Shane Gillis is their fucked-up version of validation therapy. Essentially “your sick thoughts are valid, you are not weird or creepy, you are cool like me and don’t ever change.”
That’s why I expect so many of these weirdos to show up in the comments defending Shane. He validates their weird, sad thoughts and their weird, sad lives. And when someone criticizes Shane, they feel like someone is criticizing them personally.
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u/RoswellRedux 5h ago
Oh, now he's gonna get all kinds of bookings in MAGA establishments. He might even work his way up to becoming the opening act for Jeff Dunham. Dunham would have to keep his props locked away while Gillis was around, though. Yeah, that might be too much.
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u/Maleficent-Problem52 4h ago
Opening for Jeff Dunham? Shane holds the world record for biggest crowd at a stadium (non music). You dont have to be a rocket scientist to realize that he is joking about creepy dudes. He plays a character in his comedy. But if someday it comes out he is really a creeper then I guess he’s not trying to hide it.
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u/DespondentRage 2h ago
I wholeheartedly agree with your assessment, OP.
Never liked this motherfucker. And I'm glad people are starting to see him for the piece of shit he has always been.
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u/Big-Significance3409 2h ago
Pedos are now speaking openly because consequences don’t exist for these scum
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u/That1GuyNate 1h ago
I never really watched any of his stuff but have seen some compilations of some stand up material and it was genuinely hilarious. All of this is definitely not like what I have heard and this is a big ol oof.
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u/CostlyDugout 4h ago
Shane is a great comic who’s talking shit onstage and on his podcast. He’s trying to be antagonistic. He even says, early on, that “nothing crashes a comedy show faster than saying ‘kids are hot’.”
Quit being a clout chaser and find a hobby.
Just saw the second part of your AI generated post: no, Shane does not speak for me or my inner thoughts. I recognize a funny comedian trying to come up with new material.
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u/Legitimate_Notice921 4h ago
Did you listen to whole thing? And you still think he's joking? Jesus, some people are just hopeless. Keep telling yourself Shane Gillis is a comedic genius, while the rest of us see an unfunny creep who pals around with fascists
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u/honeypikelet 3h ago
Can you explain the joke?? What's so hilarious about saying children are hot?
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u/CostlyDugout 3h ago
I didn’t say there was a joke. I said he’s talking shit and being antagonistic. Thats how comedians work out new material. He hasn’t finished with the bit yet.
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u/Apprehensive-Rub-11 3h ago
Anyone who watches his podcast and knows his humour understands. These other people are the small minority that are loud a love to virtue signal.
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u/CostlyDugout 3h ago
You know what comedian didn’t tell jokes about how hot kids are? Jon Reep.
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u/Apprehensive-Rub-11 2h ago
Lmao true. But how are people going to virtue signal for calling him out? It’s so performative and Shanes the hot topic right now and they can get that fake validation that they’re looking for.
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u/Fickle-Drummer612 3h ago
He’s 100% joking, being audacious… it may not be your sense of humour… gross and fucked up highlighting how fucked up the world is but he seems like a good dude who says horrible things to make some laugh and get a rise out of others, I believe you’re taking the bait.
He’s not a pedophile or maga(but I bet some of his fans are, no winning there) he is a bully with a heart of gold and there are far greater evils in the world to highlight. France’s protests are storming into black rock, vanguard is buying your potential house and driving up prices so you have to rent for the rest of your lives…there is a genocide in Gaza and trump is still alive, no shortage of causes. And then there are some comedians that say words you don’t like…maybe avoid shock jock bs comedy in the future.
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u/Upstairs-Rent-1351 3h ago
When people don't laugh, he calls them g@y. What lazy, unfunny jokes.
We shouldnt be giving a microphone and a platform to a dude saying "R Kelly just chose the 'hottest age'" and how he and other uncles are staring at 13/14 year old volleyball players (literally his niece, because he said he was at her game) because of their tight shorts. He called women who wear short shorts to the gym whores.
He's clearly unable to make jokes not at the expense of women and girls. Why isn't he making fun of male wrestlers in singlets? Or male gymnasts' uniforms? Or men who go shirtless in the gym? Or male volleyball players? Or professional athletes who wear spandex? Or football players in their white uniform bottoms? Or dudes who wear gray sweatpants out in public?
Would you like me to give you 1000000 more examples?
I feel bad for any women who may enter a relationship with him or any of you defending him.
Also, just because stuff is happening in Gaza doesn't mean we can't be mad about this too? Your argument is as lazy as Shane's jokes.
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u/Curious_Yak_9377 2h ago
After reading this I think you are g@y.
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u/Upstairs-Rent-1351 1h ago
I might be after watching Shane's "comedy."
Nothing dries up my pussy like his ped0 humor.
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u/Sentientmustard 1h ago edited 1h ago
There’s no reason to engage with any of this tbh. OP is posting this same video in multiple subreddits that they know will look for no sources and call him a pedophile due to the idea of who they think he is.
For example, at the 0:48 of OP’s “exposé” they literally cut his quote from this clip where he is talking about how weird the culture is, shows that the face the uncles are making is a “what the fuck? look, and makes fun of how this is Trump’s ideal America, and they even cut out the end where he goes more in depth on how weird and gross the whole culture is since the special Olympics doesn’t need young girls wearing those shorts so clearly they aren’t exactly essential. That alone should show everyone that this was not made in good faith. There’s no point in arguing with people who will eat up cut clips to hear what they want to and how they want to.
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u/RedSparrow1971 1h ago
A person who says that Michael Jackson’s victims liked being abused isn’t an “audacious” “good dude” - he’s a sick twist who has utterly normalized criminal behavior because he’s thought about it, a lot. These comments aren’t him “baiting” anyone, it’s a confession. This is warped behavior.
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u/welcometokell12 2h ago
being audacious? comparing other atrocities of the world to him perpetuating misogyny and the predation of women and !! children !! is such a lame take. there is no humor here
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u/Standard_Meringue_26 3h ago
Joking about how underage girls are whores just like their adult counterparts because they wear tight shorts to work out and he can’t help but stare at their asses? So funny. No really, what a genius.
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u/BigBullshitta 2h ago
Just because you don't like a certain form of humor doesn't mean no one else does or is allowed to.
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u/RedSparrow1971 1h ago
Rape jokes about children are hysterical. You’re allowed to find it funny and I’m allowed to suspect that you’ve thought about it.
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u/BigBullshitta 1h ago
Right, just like everyone who laughed at dead baby jokes as a kid was considering murdering infants.
I'd say to grow up, but it may be too late for you to do that.
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u/RedSparrow1971 1h ago
First, you said “as a kid” - did I miss the part where this grown ass man is actually 8 years old? And I don’t recall dead baby jokes. I guess my childhood friends just weren’t funny enough to laugh at dead babies or the victims of a pedophile.
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u/BigBullshitta 1h ago
You sound like loads of fun. Good luck dislodging that massive tree trunk from your anus.
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u/Fickle-Drummer612 3h ago
There is nuance, don’t you think the sexualization of children in American culture is a problem at large and that he’s using humour to bring attention to how wide spread and prevalent it is. I understand why the word whore is intense and I can see why people are put off by it… but where is the sense in censorship?
Also… he’s bold and clever, not a genius. If you want genius I’d look elsewhere.3
u/DespondentRage 2h ago
Why in the fuck would that be funny? So you think Gillis is a DEEP, caring guy trying to shed light on systemic problems in the US via sarcastic humor that sounds like he's a POS but isn't a POS?
You guys really need to get a college education. Your critical thinking is at the floor.
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u/Standard_Meringue_26 2h ago
No I don’t think he’s using pedo humor to raise awareness about pedos. I think he’s just saying what he really thinks, basically the stupid sexy Flanders meme only make it his middle school niece playing volleyball.
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u/honeypikelet 3h ago
Meanwhile, child abuse rates in Australia have skyrocketed 15% in lockstep with the rise of the manosphere and absolute pieces of sh like Shane Gillis