r/PoursTea • • 1d ago

Meme Me Up Scotty! Katie Zacharia's first press briefing was brutally bad

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u/Careless-Fudge-3032 1d ago

Why are they always blonde

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u/Promature 1d ago

Because they aren’t hired for their skills or credentials. Dude just wants people he likes to look at as they say good things about him on television.

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u/Blurockcreek 1d ago

I think people are being a little hard on her. She may have flunked the reading/memorization part of the Miss Press Secretary contest but she obviously won the bathing suit portion 😍

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u/quell3245 1d ago

I see a future OF collaboration with her and Lauren Boebert in her future

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u/eleanor61 1d ago

You had a chance to not type that out, yet here we are. :-/

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u/Mathfanforpresident 1d ago

I doubt they would even view it as degrading. They might televise it and it would be held on the White House lawn.

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u/jushere4bewbs 1d ago

Goddamn it! Don't make me even consider watching any thing this administration puts out there!

I would watch it tho

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u/Geweldige_Erik 1d ago

The executions need a preshow.

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u/Fun_Ad5823 1d ago

LiveStream

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u/Joe_Franks 1d ago

Golden Stream

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u/UselessTry84 1d ago edited 1d ago

I think you're in the minority on this one.

Boobs don't pick, a side of the aisle, they just bounce when they ride, and make you smile.

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u/Winter_Preference287 1d ago

Can I sign up for your poetry class?

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u/Big-a-hole-2112 1d ago

Not unless you take your hands out of your pockets.

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u/Ok-Reply-1477 1d ago

Haha thanks for typing that

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u/Gristlekitty 1d ago

At a broadway show in the middle of the crowd I’m sure.

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u/Additional-Acadia954 1d ago

Lmao underrated sarcasm I love it

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u/Neptune2567 1d ago

Her voice isn’t grating. She just needs to fix her posture, square her shoulders and look a little more confident. Of course, the crap she spews will always be crap…so there is that. At this point I tune out the propaganda. I feel sorry for her. She is obviously in over her head.

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u/Donnerdrummel 1d ago

she would also do good preparing for the more obvious questions.

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u/Secure_Bed_9110 1d ago

Don't feel sorry for her. She has "wanted to work for Trump for a very long time." She knows who he is, and has purposefully joined this administration now. She's a ghoul. 

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u/blutosings 1d ago

Nah, she needs to smile more.

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u/Timely-Youth-9074 1d ago

I wonder what she did for the talent contest.

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u/EmptyJoker 1d ago

Maybe she should come out in a bathing suit for her attire. Then people wouldn’t be focused on what she’s saying. That’ll be the next tactic.

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u/FancyPantsRants1 1d ago

gotta leverage those assets i guess!

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 1d ago

You think there was a bathing suit?

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u/Decent_Emotion_1364 1d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Star_Citizen_Roebuck 1d ago

BRO, "Miss Press Secretary" is brutal!! I love it!

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u/Desperate-You-9695 1d ago

And of course, Trump’s not asking her to lie just to lie down

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u/Temporary-Fox2328 1d ago

Pretty sure her President wished he was a little hard on her.

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u/craftiecheese 1d ago

And probably remind him of his daughter's

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u/manCool4ever 1d ago

In fact, he'd prefer if they didn't have the right credentials to question him.

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u/UnNumbFool 1d ago

To be fair to leavitt, her sociopathic levels of lying definitely showed she was competent in the position, hell I'd say she was even better than Huckabee when it came to playing trumps press game

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u/RubFlatforMaxEffect 1d ago

how many scaramuccis you think she'll last?

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u/Mundane_Molasses8923 1d ago

Hiring someone based solely on what they look like instead of their qualifications is indeed wrong

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u/liquidgrill 1d ago

Also, people with actual experience, intelligence and gravitas would never work for him.

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u/AdditionalNothing728 1d ago

Almost like another political party that really favored blond hair, white skin, blue eyes…

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u/Dinovius 1d ago

“Hire that woman who looks like that girl I met on the island”

Him everytime he replaces someone.

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u/Aye_Eye_Slop 1d ago

Not hired for skills or credentials, like a DEI hire?

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u/Oonz1337 1d ago

They just need to remind him of his daughter

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u/UserName_SaysWhat 1d ago

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u/Donnerdrummel 1d ago edited 22h ago

If I had to bet, I would bet money on Melania not minding where Trump puts his limp dick, as long as he doesn't infect her.

on second thought, Melania might be happy about everything that keeps that smelly, rotting imbecile off of her.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 1d ago

FoxNews recipe. She has very dark hair. She went thru the usual do-over with a team of cult bitches.

This is all cult stuff. She now gets to plug into a pipeline that will give her $20-50M net worth in a short time.

PS: These are all very, very evil people. Not just bad. Evil. They meet every definition of evil.

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u/Val_Hallen 1d ago

It's literally the conservative uniform now. They all look alike for a reason. It's what they are supposed to look like.

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u/SubterrelProspector 1d ago

Yep. Evil that must be countered.

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u/Phailgasm 1d ago

And young? You know why.

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u/butt-in-ski 1d ago

Is she young tho?!?

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u/Cat-si58 1d ago

A lot younger than taco. He definitely has a look he slobbers over. First rule: Blond like Hitler’s Nordic race enthusiasm. Ut oh. Looks like you’re out Melania.

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u/Bloody_buttplugs 1d ago

Anything close to Ivanka pleases him

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u/Cat-si58 1d ago

Gross, but yes.

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u/kalessaradan 1d ago

I think you meant to say, looks kinda like his daughter if he squints.

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u/alflundgren 1d ago

Melania: "But mein fuhr... I mean... but sir?

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u/OH_BEE_Juan1 1d ago

If Don went to Epstein island and this lady was waiting for him he would be livid

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u/bluejester12 1d ago

He can and does sexually assault people underage AND of age.

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u/Cat-si58 1d ago

Damn good point!! E. Jean Carroll was 52 when that animal went after her. I’m sure 41 or 42 whatever the hell her age is, looks mighty fine to him.

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u/Phailgasm 1d ago

To Don the Con? Yeah. Reminds him of his daughter. He's drooling over her.

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u/Jaded_Journalist_696 1d ago

She’s 42 and never passed the bar exam.

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u/Cat-si58 1d ago

Yeah. You’re right. Why the hell would you go to law school and not take the bar? Or has she and didn’t pass?

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u/8amteetime 1d ago

She’s 41. Ivanka’s 44. Close enough.

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u/Mrrrrggggl 1d ago

Because hiring anything else would be DEI.

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u/Illustrious_Sea_962 1d ago

he picks girls that look closest to his daughter

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u/GlassjawXVIII 1d ago

Because MAGA love a previous political party that had a thing for blondes

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u/jk013x 1d ago

Because he likes blondes...

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u/FanBladeFleshlight 1d ago

As long as they look like Ivanka from behind, Donny Diddler is happy.

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u/sierra-soul 1d ago

because of his infatuation with his daughter

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u/Confident-Break-5117 1d ago

Aryans have a thing for them

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u/loueazy 1d ago

Sarah Huckster Sanders wasn't blonde, but she was awful as well

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u/grittycrescendo 1d ago

.....why do you think.

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u/Significant_Turn_787 1d ago

coincidence, man

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u/Help_Our_Planet 1d ago

Because our Predsident likes em like that

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u/USBombs83 1d ago

The closer they resemble Ivanka the more likely they are to get to "apply" for the job.

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u/Romboteryx 1d ago

The Führer likes em that way

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u/Ok_Recover_3952 1d ago

Some sick obsession of his.

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u/Mysterious-Box-9081 1d ago

You know why.

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u/dbxp 1d ago

Because Trump wants a ring girl

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u/OH_BEE_Juan1 1d ago

All of Don’s press secretaries look like trophy wives on the wrong side of 30

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u/OkTransportation3196 1d ago

Because Trump thinks they’re hot. It’s all a reality show to him.

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u/FlaccidGhostLoad 1d ago

PSA: Ladies, stay away from blonde hair dye. I think there's a chemical that leeches into your brain and turns you MAGA.

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u/JayTNP 1d ago

wank material for conservative men

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u/Notchedspecimen 1d ago

It reminds him of the daughter he raped

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u/GregAbbottsGoodLeg 1d ago

Because they’re appealing to their Nazi voter base.

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u/Holiday_Regular9794 1d ago

Super race, Blonde hair, blue eyes isn’t it?🤭

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u/goodtimesinchino 1d ago

You can just picture the fat orange dick head spouting the requirements for the person. It would go something like this: “She’s just gotta have a pretty face, a sweet ass, blond hair, and speak English, that’s all. Nobody cares about anything else it doesn’t matter.”

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u/KindClock9732 1d ago

And unqualified

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u/EddieVanzetti 1d ago

Reminds of his daughter, whom he admitted he wanted to fuck and who he almost certainly molested if not raped in her childhood bedroom.

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u/Foreign_Fun2501 1d ago

I think we know why

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u/JRG64May 1d ago

Because Ivanka is blonde

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u/obviouslion 1d ago

Donald is a sexual predator 

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u/Sad-Commercial1795 1d ago

Ivanka plug ins.

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u/KristofVD 1d ago

They have a type, just like Fox news.

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u/Aoskar20 1d ago

He’s got a type, which also happens to be his daughter.

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u/kyrross 1d ago

they have a mold in the backstage

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u/Repulsive-Lie1 1d ago

He wants them to look like his daughter so he can imagine fucking them.

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u/1_useless_POS 1d ago

Look at her eyebrows. She isn't blonde.

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u/th3critic 1d ago

Trump has a type.

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u/A_Small_Coonhound 1d ago

You know why.

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u/Devils_Advocate-69 1d ago

Company policy

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u/MirageATrois024 1d ago

He knows his perverted, ignorant supporters will focus on her looks and not her words.

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u/Secure_Bed_9110 1d ago

Tbf, they're never actually blond, lol.

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u/BrizzleT 1d ago

Because maga likes blonde. It doesn’t really matter what they say

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u/godsays_hello 1d ago

Because it’s a reality tv show. Nothing to do with running the country. 😂

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u/Once-A-Republic 1d ago

Rhetorical question at this point I hope…

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u/RiffyWammel 1d ago

Why do they always look like they spend evenings in storm drains with red balloons?

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u/TheMattabooey 1d ago

Qualifications: Looks like Ivanka ✅

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u/Zelda_is_Dead 1d ago

He has a type

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u/AgreeableRub7 1d ago

Who else is the president gonna be porking? Thats his type. Grab em right in the pussy

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u/Training-Meringue847 1d ago

Imma bet it has something to do with porn stars & the man’s dream of what a sex symbol is

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u/ellefleming 1d ago

Legally Blonde (no offense Elle Woods).

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u/Relative_Walk_936 1d ago

MAGAs goons gonna goon.

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u/buffy6107 1d ago

She’s not really blonde. There’s tons of pictures of her floating around the Internet with her dark hair.

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u/undeniablykostas 1d ago

Because that's what they think he wants.

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u/PM_ME_JJBA_STICKERS 1d ago

When intelligence doesn’t matter, “looking the part” is how you fit in. Probably why they all have horrible botched cosmetic procedures too. Gotta look the part.

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u/Pete-PDX 1d ago

in this case a fake blonde

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 1d ago

You mean why do they always dye their hair blonde?

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u/SwagarTheHorrible 1d ago

Why is it always dog?

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u/Ok-Train-9469 1d ago

Tactical Perception

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u/UnrealizedLosses 1d ago

You know why…

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u/lobhater 1d ago

It's the Christian Church cookie cutter mold. They all look like that 🤷 its bizarre

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u/RCW1123 1d ago

Because Trump has one requirement that he be attracted to them, she is awful though, sounds robotic

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u/Coldfact192 1d ago

Remember when he said he wanted to bang his daughter, yah

https://giphy.com/gifs/w0mylo7p4OXUQ

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u/RGQcats 1d ago

She's not naturally blonde and that might be the most natural thing about her.

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u/Sweet-Explorer-7619 1d ago

They have to look like ivanka

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u/GothGreyAyyLover 1d ago

careful you may trigger people to start understanding whats happening in the middle of their melt down.

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u/Thialaz 1d ago

because trump wants them to look like his daughter

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u/boundless88 1d ago

Why do they all look like failed porn stars?

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u/sharky-shores 1d ago

Fake blonde

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u/Wonderful-View-6366 1d ago

She is definitely not blonde 🤣

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u/MeatExciting6540 1d ago

He can't jump his daughter Ivanka so he picks the type

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u/Lokan 1d ago

I like the term "Conservative Drag".

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u/elderlybrain 1d ago

At least Sean spicer knew what room he was in.

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u/WangoTheWonderDonkey 1d ago edited 1d ago

Ivanka. Ivankas all over, not just press secretaries. Ivanka's "popular school girl, inflection goes up at the end because I'm a popular ditz" verbal cadence. Automatically sounds dumb. #BlondeAmbition

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u/marcthenarc666 1d ago

Central casting ... whatever that means.

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u/Interesting_Plate_17 1d ago

Not the eyebrows.

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u/Competitive_Bag_7490 1d ago

Not always but he likes stupid people.

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u/Mother-Lobster-9424 1d ago

Because it’s DEI for incompetents. 

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u/atreeismissing 1d ago

Because Trump can no longer sexually assault his daughter, so he gets people that remind him of her to surround him so he can fantasize (if they're lucky) about sexually assaulting or raping them.

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u/azsxdcfvg 1d ago

Why do you think?

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u/Electrical-Way-5290 1d ago

Straight out of central casting.

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u/Mushroom_Boogaloo 1d ago

Because Trump has a type.

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u/IcyConsideration7062 1d ago

This one even uses the same bronzer make-up as he does.

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u/itgtg313 1d ago

That's the qualification for trump - Mar a largo face

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u/Old_Instrument_Guy 1d ago

How is her hair not brown? After all she just pulled it out of Trumps Fat Ass.

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u/StupidDumbass420 1d ago

Because he wants to fuck his daughter.

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u/coriander234 1d ago

and not always natural blondes.

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u/Competitive_Mouse702 1d ago

I thought the Repubilcans did not approve of transgender

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u/ArtisTao 1d ago

Bottle blonde, you mean?

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u/Luxury-Yacht_42 1d ago

Because she looks like Ivanka. Ivanka won't fuck him anymore, so now he has to rely on stand-ins.

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u/ThelIIusion0fSeIf 1d ago

Huckabeast wasn't a blonde. A shameless, soulless crook and traitor to this country - yes, but not blonde.

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u/ArchelonPIP Prefer Coffee But Fill My Cup 🫖 1d ago edited 1d ago

Which isn't necessarily natural and easily faked with any number of hair coloring products, as proven by Katie herself in this video!

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u/Joejoecornrow 1d ago

And why does it appear no one had a conversation with her. No stage presence.

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u/iamnotacat 1d ago

Because Trump likes women who look like his daughter.

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u/Scorpiobehr59 1d ago

Because he has a proclivity for vacuous vapid bimbos

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u/PetalumaPegleg 1d ago

Because they are hired on looks based on the taste of the most classless man alive

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u/Liatin11 1d ago

They like pretty faces not so much merit

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u/Hour-Process-3292 1d ago

Because it’s a meritocracy

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u/FlatwormAway2228 1d ago

They probably have to suck Trump's dick to get the job. Or maybe just stroke his throbbing ego. They clearly aren't getting hired based on experience. And clearly blondes are his type. That's why he shows no interest in Melania.

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u/Bright-Fold-3317 1d ago

He wants ivanka clones

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u/beautifulstardust 1d ago

white supremacy

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u/KeesterFeester 1d ago

That's what trump likes. Dumb republican blondes.

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u/PutridPiano1625 1d ago

They’re not really blonde…

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u/safetypins22 1d ago

Sex dolls are always blonde too.

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u/Internal_Essay9230 1d ago

She's not blonde. The bottle made her blonde. 😆

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u/Underradar0069 1d ago

KKK stuff

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u/mutt63 1d ago

Stupid is as stupid does

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u/Naive_Mango8525 1d ago

If she doesn’t fuck him she will be blonde and unemployed soon

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u/TxTottenhamFan 1d ago

He wants to hire women who look like his daughter

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u/Top-Pickle-5227 1d ago

Because he has a type: his daughter.

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u/Defiant-Sir15 1d ago

DEI hire

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u/PerceptionOwn3629 1d ago

Not just a blond, a bimbo

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u/StandingDave 1d ago

Said this in another thread it's because they look like his first 2 wives and his daughter

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u/shibaspotter 1d ago

You know the answer to that.

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u/PvtHudson 1d ago

He hires any whore that looks like Ivanka for obvious reasons.

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u/kwalitykontrol1 1d ago

The Aaryn ideal. They're all Nazis.

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u/Gnosticks 1d ago

You know why

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u/Mundane-Ad-3237 1d ago

They could break if the first question is “why is your hair like that”

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u/old-and-smooth 1d ago

My god I came here to say this…

Then why RBF

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u/ilikepisha 1d ago

Are they?

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u/-Ok-Perception- 1d ago edited 1d ago

Because Trump likes women that look like his daughters (he's complimented women he's slept with for looking like his daughter, if Stormy Daniels and the Epstein victims are to be believed). I strongly suspect that he requires these women to sleep with him for any notable role within his administration.

You'll notice that most of these young women have husbands that are **way** older than them and very wealthy. Indicating that they will sell their affections to the highest bidder, even if they're 40 years older than them. That's a good sign that they'd sleep with Trump if it's a financially beneficial arrangement.

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u/Kooky_Collection_700 1d ago

Because blond and light colored skin is definitely white. It’s the main theme of Make America White Again.

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u/Psianth 1d ago

Skinny and blonde are literally the only qualifications they look for.

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u/Duane_Trumpet 1d ago

ALWAYS!!! You know he has a look. I can’t see this lasting long! He’ll find another blonde unqualified and willing to announce lies on his behalf

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u/usinjin 1d ago

You already know.

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u/Traditional-Way-4097 1d ago

DEI hires but their whiteness makes them competent

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u/The_Lawlbringer 1d ago

Blonde bimbos* Trumps type

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u/semperknight 1d ago

Because Trump wants a woman who reminds him of the person he's most sexually attracted to: Ivanka.

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