r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Automatic-Gas4037 Proud owner of an orange brain cell • 17d ago

searching for service 📶 Yo where is my ham

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u/neekthefreak 17d ago

making fun of a red cat but mistaking kiebalsa for ham

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u/katf1sh 17d ago

Calling orange "red" is ironic given your statement.

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u/neekthefreak 17d ago

but i didn't call it a dog just because it has 4 legs and a tail. ham is a completely different food, with totally different preparation. even in shop that is marketed as polish sausages. but even call it generally sausage would improve the statement.

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u/katf1sh 17d ago

Oh I agree lol I actually work in a deli, so trust me I get you lol I was simply making a bad joke that I now regret since people seemed to take it seriously ♡

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u/neekthefreak 17d ago

it's ok :) i don't take downvotes (or corrections) like a life or death situation. and yes, you are right, that's orange. it's just that in my native language we call it "gatto rosso" and because of it sometimes i end up using red instead of orange.

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u/katf1sh 17d ago

I love learning new facts! What is your native language if its ok to ask? I like the way "gatto rosso" looks and sounds better and may start calling my orange/red kitty that haha

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u/neekthefreak 17d ago

i was born in Italy and i speak italian :) i think that in italy the 2 most common names for red cats are Romeo (we looooove the aristocats) and Garfield :)

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u/Chris__P_Bacon 17d ago

Technically orange cats are considered "red".

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u/katf1sh 17d ago

Oh ok, so, two things. 1, I'm talking actual colours, so orange and red are absolutely different (unless you are colourblind, which is a different circumstance and not the commenter's fault). 2, and this is a genuine question since I cannot tell from the screenshot, is that a Google AI answer, or just a random YouTube-er answer?

I guess there is actually a 3, which is just that I thought it was funny that the person I responded to felt the need to correct someone when they made a statement that is (maybe interpreted) wrong and made a lame joke over it

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u/Chris__P_Bacon 17d ago

As far as #2: Yes, it's from Google AI, but I just posted it as a visual aid. It's one of the random cat factoids that takes up space in my brain even though I can't remember wtf I had for breakfast. 😞

As far as #3 goes... That was a joke? I thought jokes were supposed to be funny?

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u/katf1sh 17d ago

Sadly, I read the last part before the first, so now I feel judgy instead of more lighthearted, which is how I originally would have responded.

So, as far as your response to #3, you must have missed when I said "lame", poking fun at myself for a LAME joke, but that's ok :) never said I was funny or clever! ♡

And now, I will hold back my judgement of you using AI and then in the same paragraph saying you don't even remember what you had for breakfast :p

Honestly, try and lighten up a little lol what I said wasn't meant to be taken seriously at all

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u/Chris__P_Bacon 17d ago

I thought we were talking about u/NeekTheFreak 's comment about kielbasa vs ham? I didn't even see you make a joke. Realistically, I didn't see him make much of one either, so that's why I was confused.

Either way, I'm sorry if I have managed to upset you somehow? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/neekthefreak 17d ago

i guess that's more my fault for having started all on the wrong foot. i could have just said "hey! that's a polish sausage"

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u/Chris__P_Bacon 16d ago

I don't think you have anything to apologize for man. Unfortunately written language has the inability to portray tone. Have a good one.

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u/katf1sh 16d ago

I'm not upset, all good