r/OneOrangeBraincell • Proud owner of an orange brain cell • 17d ago

searching for service ๐Ÿ“ถ Yo where is my ham

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u/Fine_Foundation8943 17d ago

Why is bro taking it out on you ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/WildFlemima 17d ago

That's the "help me find my ham" meow

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u/Chilaquilesmonster 17d ago

Right meowย 

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u/CartsOfDarkness 17d ago

More like a "did you steal my ham?!" meow

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u/I-am-in-a-universe 16d ago

"DIS WROMG!! FIX IT!!"

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u/normal_p3rs0n_uwu 13d ago

Sounds like some game you'd find on cool math or flash games

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u/Flooffy95 17d ago

Orange is confused......It hurt you in confusion ๐ŸŠ

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u/HALPineedaname 17d ago

It's super effective!

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u/void_whiskers 17d ago

Because it's clearly OP's fault ๐Ÿ˜พ

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u/PalmTreeMonkey 17d ago

Bro looking at us as if it were our fault

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u/2_Random 17d ago

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u/ShirosakiHollow 17d ago

โ€œYes, this my cat and ham corner.โ€

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u/DroidLord 17d ago

Hahaha is that a stray cat someone was trying to coax out with a slice of ham? ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/HotShotGotRhymes 17d ago

Just plumped it on top of him lol

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u/2_Random 17d ago

The cat got stuck in a corner, so someone threw ham on it lol

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u/InSearchOfTyrael 17d ago

What a precious idiot ๐Ÿฅบ

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u/Jeo_1 17d ago

Thank you ๐Ÿค“

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u/Playful-Nothing-519 17d ago

I love how eventually heโ€™s like โ€œso whereโ€™s me fookin ham?!?โ€ Like he had to get mad at somebody or something for the ham disappearance ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Chris_Z123 Casual orange enjoyer ๐ŸŠ 17d ago

not a single braincell was functional that day

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u/Recent-Reporter-1670 17d ago

Cat: you tricked meeeeee! Oh, there it is.

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u/KatastrophicNoodle 17d ago

The slap sound the ham made was absolutely comical.

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u/Ok-Today-340 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 17d ago

And he's blaming you ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Own_Fill_9287 17d ago

Where's my ham?

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u/LadyFeckington 17d ago

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u/Farg_Igorg 17d ago

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u/LadyFeckington 17d ago

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u/Farg_Igorg 17d ago

New face of the franchise for Big Ass Ham it looks like. You need to contact her. Or Dave. But Dave's not here, and I think we're parked.

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u/critical_ghost-57 17d ago

Ahahaha he has been framed. Give him more ham

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u/Stella_Lace 17d ago

Hes like "I can smell it but I cant see it"

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u/Hungry-Luck-5481 17d ago

FATHER WHERE IS MY PIG CIRCLE

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u/ReformedBaptistina 17d ago

Pig circle is what they call Canadian bacon up north

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u/Trexep92 17d ago

I didn't read the title at first and was worried because of the wierd looking wound on the cats side, I am very relieved.

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u/thinradline 17d ago

for a sec I thought he got Battle Damageโ„ข

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u/Subject-Act5509 17d ago

The complaint!

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u/adithya17 17d ago

โ€œWhere did you hide my ham you devilโ€
โ€œOhโ€ฆโ€

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u/discodisco_unsuns 17d ago

Certified Orange!

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u/Accurate-Island-8833 17d ago

You ate it, didn't ya!

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u/iShadePaint 17d ago

One of the most efficient killers on the planet btw

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u/DeusSC 17d ago

Where's my haaaam i put it right heeeeere

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u/Craamron 17d ago

This is the braincell content I subscribed for.

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u/Simple-Journalist266 17d ago

I used to put a slice cheese on my phat cat back. The cat would get it off by doing a backflip.

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u/Excellent-Spot-7788 17d ago

That's hysterical

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u/Synonymous-Ant 17d ago

The audacity to yell about the missing ham to you ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/ThatBabyIsCancelled 17d ago

๐ŸŽถ where the hell is my ham, mom ๐ŸŽถ
๐ŸŽถ what could be taking it so long ๐ŸŽถ
๐ŸŽถ to find me-he-he ๐ŸŽถ

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u/Bearsbullsbattlestr 17d ago

Iโ€™m glad we got to see him get his ham.

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u/drifters74 17d ago

He can smell it, just can't see it lol

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u/birknsocks 17d ago

Someone didnโ€™t pay their braincell rent this month ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/CatGotYourUsername 17d ago

Oh my god my dumb brain thought it was looking at something NSFL for a second before I realized it was the food.

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u/panicpixiememegirl 17d ago

Hams and similar deli meats are usually full of sodium which is not good for them at all. Pls be careful!

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u/HotHelios 17d ago

Ain't good for us either, doesn't stop us from eating it tho

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u/Conscious-Inside-223 17d ago

Yea but idt people understand . If a cat eats a tiny piece of cheese itโ€™s like eating 2 hamburgers for their metabolism . Maybe a smaller piece of salami but that was pretty big.

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u/Ballsofpoo 17d ago

You say tiny cheese and then hamburger. Computation unsuccessful

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u/International_Gate49 17d ago

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u/Fine_Foundation8943 17d ago

Whatโ€™s the relevance of the image on the right ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

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u/SoberAlternative 17d ago

Itโ€™s a pure bread cat โค๏ธ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพโค๏ธ

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u/bilateralunsymetry 17d ago

His name is salami in bread

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u/Farg_Igorg 17d ago

omg I didn't even see the little in-bread fella over there!

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u/tryyeezus 17d ago

He IS THE BOLOGNA

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u/LainieCat 17d ago

A salami sandwich

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/Ballsofpoo 17d ago

My cats lick my sweaty arms

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u/Chris__P_Bacon 17d ago

Mine does too. My legs as well. I always just assumed she needed a little extra salt in her diet?

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u/Ballsofpoo 17d ago

Or going after my BAC

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u/Chris__P_Bacon 17d ago

I don't think you perspire alcohol, at least not enough to get a cat drunk? ๐Ÿ˜

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u/Legitimate_Emu3531 17d ago

0,5g salt would be a lot of salami. Like 100g contain between 3 and 6g.

So going by your numbers a few bits here and there don't do anything wild.

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u/Herteity 17d ago

Sodium isn't even the only issue, deli meats will often have spices and herbs that are straight up toxic to cats. Like garlic or onions

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u/NeverTooMuchAnime 17d ago

Downvoted for speaking the truth. Cats get kidney failure because people feed them this stuff "once in a while" cause they think a little bit won't hurt them. A little bit every week, maybe twice? For years? That shit builds up in their system. It gets painful in their later years of life. Just cause they're ok now, doesn't mean it is good for them.

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u/Herteity 17d ago

Yeah, I don't really care about the internet points, just hope some caring owners might see it and reconsider what they give as treats </3

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u/NeverTooMuchAnime 17d ago

10000000% thank you ๐Ÿ’œ

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u/Helios4242 17d ago

Salami and pastrami do, and those should be avoided0. But ham and turkey don't. I'm pretty sensitive to alliums and can detect the onion powder in things like ketchup. Cats may be more sensitive, but I've never caught a whiff of alliums in any. Ones that are "spicy" or heavily flavored would be more likely to, but something like black forest, honey baked, or applewood smoked don't.

It's good awareness, since "herbs and spices" always opens up that risk. Many hams list ingredients out and it's all salts. Also for better or worse, most ingredient lists include onion powder outside of spices. A good compromise would be making sure the ham doesn't have "spices".

To be fair though, if it's at the level of only being a part of the "spices", it's at an extremely minimal level.

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u/CharmedWoo 17d ago

Also raw pork in general isn't a good idea for cats. It can contain a Herpes virus that is deadly for them. If you feed pork, make sure it is cooked or baked throughout.

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u/Ballsofpoo 17d ago

Raw pork is a bad idea for humans too

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u/MotorSevere4899 17d ago

Deli meat comes cooked through.

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u/DrippyTheSnailBoy 17d ago

Aujeszky's? Really?

It's a domestic cat, not some rabid feral eating wild boar. Of all the pearl-clutching bullshit things to worry about, you picked Aujeszky's?

REALLY?

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u/CharmedWoo 17d ago

You do you. There is a reason no cat food contains pork

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u/DrippyTheSnailBoy 17d ago

A 2 second google search confirms you to be stupid.

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u/Refrigerator-Fluffy 17d ago

wheres the ham?!?!?

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u/gateship_1 17d ago

ofc it is an orange one!

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u/SyrusDrake 17d ago

Poor idiot, somebody help him ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/UltraNeoTako Proud owner of an orange brain cell 17d ago

Where's my ham? I put it right here!

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u/BionicBruv 16d ago

Whereโ€™s my ham? I put it right here!!

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u/Daniel_D_Herring 17d ago

Is he angry with you?

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u/CommercialOccasion72 17d ago

He can smell the ham but not see the ham. Sorcery

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u/KaTa-Klizm 17d ago

Where is my ham? I can smell it! What type of sorcery is this? HELP meow RIGHT NOW!

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u/shindabito 17d ago

I don't need to turn on the sound to hear that annoyed "mew~"

pure orange behavior

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u/I_can_pun_anything 17d ago

Thats equivalent to meat shouldering someone at a wedding social

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u/AdLucky6893 17d ago

Always the color

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u/semi_average 17d ago

If it wasn't zoomed in this would be a perfect loop

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u/neekthefreak 17d ago

making fun of a red cat but mistaking kiebalsa for ham

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u/katf1sh 17d ago

Calling orange "red" is ironic given your statement.

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u/neekthefreak 17d ago

but i didn't call it a dog just because it has 4 legs and a tail. ham is a completely different food, with totally different preparation. even in shop that is marketed as polish sausages. but even call it generally sausage would improve the statement.

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u/katf1sh 17d ago

Oh I agree lol I actually work in a deli, so trust me I get you lol I was simply making a bad joke that I now regret since people seemed to take it seriously โ™ก

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u/neekthefreak 17d ago

it's ok :) i don't take downvotes (or corrections) like a life or death situation. and yes, you are right, that's orange. it's just that in my native language we call it "gatto rosso" and because of it sometimes i end up using red instead of orange.

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u/katf1sh 17d ago

I love learning new facts! What is your native language if its ok to ask? I like the way "gatto rosso" looks and sounds better and may start calling my orange/red kitty that haha

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u/neekthefreak 16d ago

i was born in Italy and i speak italian :) i think that in italy the 2 most common names for red cats are Romeo (we looooove the aristocats) and Garfield :)

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u/Chris__P_Bacon 17d ago

Technically orange cats are considered "red".

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u/katf1sh 17d ago

Oh ok, so, two things. 1, I'm talking actual colours, so orange and red are absolutely different (unless you are colourblind, which is a different circumstance and not the commenter's fault). 2, and this is a genuine question since I cannot tell from the screenshot, is that a Google AI answer, or just a random YouTube-er answer?

I guess there is actually a 3, which is just that I thought it was funny that the person I responded to felt the need to correct someone when they made a statement that is (maybe interpreted) wrong and made a lame joke over it

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u/Chris__P_Bacon 17d ago

As far as #2: Yes, it's from Google AI, but I just posted it as a visual aid. It's one of the random cat factoids that takes up space in my brain even though I can't remember wtf I had for breakfast. ๐Ÿ˜ž

As far as #3 goes... That was a joke? I thought jokes were supposed to be funny?

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u/katf1sh 17d ago

Sadly, I read the last part before the first, so now I feel judgy instead of more lighthearted, which is how I originally would have responded.

So, as far as your response to #3, you must have missed when I said "lame", poking fun at myself for a LAME joke, but that's ok :) never said I was funny or clever! โ™ก

And now, I will hold back my judgement of you using AI and then in the same paragraph saying you don't even remember what you had for breakfast :p

Honestly, try and lighten up a little lol what I said wasn't meant to be taken seriously at all

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u/Chris__P_Bacon 17d ago

I thought we were talking about u/NeekTheFreak 's comment about kielbasa vs ham? I didn't even see you make a joke. Realistically, I didn't see him make much of one either, so that's why I was confused.

Either way, I'm sorry if I have managed to upset you somehow? ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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u/neekthefreak 16d ago

i guess that's more my fault for having started all on the wrong foot. i could have just said "hey! that's a polish sausage"

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u/Chris__P_Bacon 16d ago

I don't think you have anything to apologize for man. Unfortunately written language has the inability to portray tone. Have a good one.

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u/katf1sh 16d ago

I'm not upset, all good