r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/anon58588 • Aug 31 '26
searching for service 📶 You should NEVER bathe Orange.
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u/Old_Cat_16 Aug 31 '26
When we got our orange off the street, we gave him a bath to wash off the filth and fleas. Dude was so busy drinking from the faucet (technically faucet water dripping down from his forehead), that he didn’t realize he was bathed. Then he freaked out when we tried to dry him.
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u/bell83 Orange connoisseur 🍊 Aug 31 '26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P51bzBBnHU0
A pretty good song that sampled this
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u/CassetteMeower Aug 31 '26
That video only got better as it went on. Started off as a catchy instrumental but then became even better with the hilarious parody lyrics! I was laughing by the end. Cat lovers are awesome, I love when people make cat themed parodies of songs (Bohemian Catsody is probably my favorite one)
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u/Uncle-Cake Aug 31 '26
Have you seen his other videos? The guy's a genius.
Big Billy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYwL5H4ZNok
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u/Glittering-Newt-4983 Sep 01 '26
I follow him on Facebook ever since I saw this orange cat in the sink video a couple weeks ago. He is fantastic!
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u/Hashtronaut_Mode Sep 01 '26
Dang I have that midi controller but haven't used it in years cause I have better stuff now
I should dust the ol girl off and sample some cats
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u/anon58588 Aug 31 '26
" Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation"
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u/Kelly_Bellyish Aug 31 '26
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u/NichtMenschlich Aug 31 '26
But I want to the cat :(
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u/Epyon214 Aug 31 '26
He's telling you the water is somewhat cold, the water should feel slightly above luke warm on your forearm he says. Because cats have a higher internal body temperature than humans, he says.
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u/abumeong Aug 31 '26
Assuming the OP is from Indonesia, which is a tropical country, we rarely find our tap water is cold except in mountainous areas, so I think the orange is fine, some cats just plain hate water.
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u/chefsoda_redux Aug 31 '26
My first cat would do this with me if a spoke right to him. We would have ranging conversations about people we know, military history, philosophy, etc. it drove my roommate crazy
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u/TraditionalTackle1 Aug 31 '26
My orange cat is the only cat I’ve ever had that LIKES water
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u/Waddlekitty Aug 31 '26
I had a pair of brothers that would jump in the pool with us
Then the longhair would fall asleep under the hair dryer.
I miss those two. Puzzle and Fiddlesticks
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u/KindTeach6292 Aug 31 '26
Summoning someone I suppose
https://giphy.com/gifs/GixmBxxtXYxGbzt4Ac
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u/JustHermans Sep 01 '26
Maybe trying to summon the one brain cell to come up with the revenge plan later on
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u/AGirlHazzNoName1 Aug 31 '26 edited Aug 31 '26
When my Cat was younger I had to lock him out of the bathroom when I was showering, and he would scream bloody murder with both paws all the way under the door because he would get in the shower every morning with me and I would be late because I was drying him off…
He just thought- we both need a morning shower! 🐈
Later he got over that, but I would never describe him as being fearful of or hating water. He is an explorer.
EDit: also I asked the vet about it because I was so confused what he was doing…
The Vet said he might have separation anxiety because we were so bonded which made him want to be included in all my activities.
And she also said that he may have originally wanted to protect me from the bathroom or thought I was trapped, but then realized warm water falling on him was actually not so bad so he kept doing it.
He has one of those water drinking fountains for cats and he bathes in it like a bird. He sticks his paws under it and his head. Maybe it reminds him of his childhood 🤷🏽♀️😂
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u/Sufficient_Topic1589 Aug 31 '26
I have a permanent 3 claw scratch scar down my R) knee for tryna wash my boy in a shower after he peed himself in the cat carrier on the way back from the vet.
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u/Cranatic05 Aug 31 '26
This is extremely dangerous. The vibrations created by those sounds can destroy a house
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u/meaton124 Orange connoisseur 🍊 Aug 31 '26
Ah yes, that is the summons for other oranges to "solve the problem."
Usually just lawyers, but still... BEWARE!
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u/PsionicKitten Aug 31 '26
This is cute incentive to do the exactly the opposite of what you said (even if he's absolutely NOT enjoying it.)
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u/Independent_Wrap6980 Aug 31 '26
man that orange's expression is straight up murderous, you better sleep with one eye open. like first comment said, lawyer vibes but honestly this cat looks like he's already drafted the lawsuit in his head. agree with the third one, never bathe the orange, that's just common sense.
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u/FlatAd5541 Sep 01 '26
Bless his little red heart - he is totally humiliated, pissed & cussing you .. watch you back or shoes…
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u/RoadToHerald Aug 31 '26
Video ends too soon. The orange had only just started signing Untouched by the Veronicas
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u/Jens_Fischer Aug 31 '26
The water seeped in and short-circuited the poor orange's only braincell :(
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u/AP7497 Aug 31 '26
Pretty sure oranges need far more baths than other cats because they do more stuff that makes them dirty.
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u/Deathr803 Sep 02 '26
My grandma feeds strays when they come to her place and I end up befriending most of them wherever I visited her since I was a little kid. There was one orange that was particularly derpy. I was getting a haircut and he complained so much and laid down in protest beside me and had my hair all over him. Another time, I was having a nice warm bath and he decided to get in there with me, so, I bathed him too. He seemed to like the smell of shampoo a lot, trying to rub up on my head. I just pretended to use it on him and he settled down. Chill little guy.
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u/RipSubstantial3889 Aug 31 '26
Why is this freaking hilarious at 11:57 am💀😭😂🤣
https://giphy.com/gifs/wWue0rCDOphOE
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u/DrLubinski Aug 31 '26
Why would you bathe a cat?
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u/ceruleanjester Aug 31 '26
Cats cannot clean themselves from actual shit or mud stains, you SHOULD bathe the cat if you don't want it to be a walking biohazard in certain circumstances.
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u/DrLubinski Aug 31 '26
Fox shit? You're confusing cats with dogs
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u/trimangled Sep 01 '26
You watch way too much TV. Why are you so doubtful of cat baths?
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u/DrLubinski Sep 01 '26
I haven't watched TV in like 15 yrs.
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u/trimangled Sep 01 '26
I guess youre just sheltered as fuck then! Because its pretty obvious that any cat owner will have to occasionally bath them dude, why are you acting like its anything unusual?
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u/Someredditskum Aug 31 '26
I have only ever bathed my cats if they tried to catch something in the water and were full of dirt afterward
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u/Edb_vapegirl69 Sep 01 '26
Why are you stealing footage of someone?!
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u/anon58588 Sep 01 '26 edited Sep 01 '26
Stealing? wtf
This is a 4 years old video. I posted it just for fun
There is a viral video on youtube making fun of this.
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u/Edb_vapegirl69 Sep 01 '26
Ooh I know, I follow the Kiffness so that's how I knew immediately that this vid wasn't yours. To me it seemed like you were trying to make it look yours. I'm sorry if I got that wrong.
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u/anon58588 Sep 01 '26
No it's ok.
I had no such intention. I posted it just for fun
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u/Edb_vapegirl69 Sep 01 '26
Gotcha - sorry that I reacted so strongly. If you like this, you'll really like his other 'collabs' too 😅
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u/anon58588 Sep 01 '26
Yes I love his remixes.
My favorite is the Lonely Cat.And I feel a little bit guilty when I live my cat alone
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u/Waffle_Reputation Aug 31 '26
Translation: "YOU WILL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYERS!"