r/OneOrangeBraincell • Orange connoisseur 🍊 • Aug 09 '26

searching for service 📶 One way to get woken up

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u/JazziTazzi Orange connoisseur 🍊 Aug 09 '26

Imagine going to work and having to explain why you have a hickey on your nose.

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u/CommunicationRough85 Aug 09 '26

Omg, I had a kitten that wss lying on my chest and sucking down my neck. I didn't realize he was leaving little hickeys down the side of my neck, like the size if a pencil eraser. I got so much shit at work the next day.

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u/porkchop-sandwhiches Aug 09 '26

Your cat did it, of course.
https://giphy.com/gifs/qs6ev2pm8g9dS

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u/CommunicationRough85 Aug 09 '26

Yeah, that was everyone's response. 🤣🤣🤣