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r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Simply_Kaif24 Orange connoisseur 🍊 • Aug 09 '26
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Imagine going to work and having to explain why you have a hickey on your nose.
80 u/CommunicationRough85 Aug 09 '26 Omg, I had a kitten that wss lying on my chest and sucking down my neck. I didn't realize he was leaving little hickeys down the side of my neck, like the size if a pencil eraser. I got so much shit at work the next day. 43 u/porkchop-sandwhiches Aug 09 '26 Your cat did it, of course. https://giphy.com/gifs/qs6ev2pm8g9dS 15 u/CommunicationRough85 Aug 09 '26 Yeah, that was everyone's response. 🤣🤣🤣 27 u/m1ster_frundles Aug 09 '26 “It’s not what it looks like! It was my cat” “Good god man, I’m calling the police.” 5 u/CommunicationRough85 Aug 10 '26 We don't kink shame in this house🤣🤣🤣. As long as everyone is consenting and of age, is course. 3 u/petter2398 Aug 09 '26 Why would your work give shit because you have hickeys?? 7 u/JazziTazzi Orange connoisseur 🍊 Aug 10 '26 They wouldn’t “officially” give you shit, but your coworkers would sure be teasing you and poking fun at you! 4 u/CommunicationRough85 Aug 10 '26 Because I worked with assholes (said in the most caring way possible), lot of ex- military, rednecks, and the like.
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Omg, I had a kitten that wss lying on my chest and sucking down my neck. I didn't realize he was leaving little hickeys down the side of my neck, like the size if a pencil eraser. I got so much shit at work the next day.
43 u/porkchop-sandwhiches Aug 09 '26 Your cat did it, of course. https://giphy.com/gifs/qs6ev2pm8g9dS 15 u/CommunicationRough85 Aug 09 '26 Yeah, that was everyone's response. 🤣🤣🤣 27 u/m1ster_frundles Aug 09 '26 “It’s not what it looks like! It was my cat” “Good god man, I’m calling the police.” 5 u/CommunicationRough85 Aug 10 '26 We don't kink shame in this house🤣🤣🤣. As long as everyone is consenting and of age, is course. 3 u/petter2398 Aug 09 '26 Why would your work give shit because you have hickeys?? 7 u/JazziTazzi Orange connoisseur 🍊 Aug 10 '26 They wouldn’t “officially” give you shit, but your coworkers would sure be teasing you and poking fun at you! 4 u/CommunicationRough85 Aug 10 '26 Because I worked with assholes (said in the most caring way possible), lot of ex- military, rednecks, and the like.
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Your cat did it, of course. https://giphy.com/gifs/qs6ev2pm8g9dS
15 u/CommunicationRough85 Aug 09 '26 Yeah, that was everyone's response. 🤣🤣🤣
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Yeah, that was everyone's response. 🤣🤣🤣
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“It’s not what it looks like! It was my cat”
“Good god man, I’m calling the police.”
5 u/CommunicationRough85 Aug 10 '26 We don't kink shame in this house🤣🤣🤣. As long as everyone is consenting and of age, is course.
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We don't kink shame in this house🤣🤣🤣. As long as everyone is consenting and of age, is course.
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Why would your work give shit because you have hickeys??
7 u/JazziTazzi Orange connoisseur 🍊 Aug 10 '26 They wouldn’t “officially” give you shit, but your coworkers would sure be teasing you and poking fun at you! 4 u/CommunicationRough85 Aug 10 '26 Because I worked with assholes (said in the most caring way possible), lot of ex- military, rednecks, and the like.
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They wouldn’t “officially” give you shit, but your coworkers would sure be teasing you and poking fun at you!
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Because I worked with assholes (said in the most caring way possible), lot of ex- military, rednecks, and the like.
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u/JazziTazzi Orange connoisseur 🍊 Aug 09 '26
Imagine going to work and having to explain why you have a hickey on your nose.