r/MurderedByWords • • 4d ago

Mitch McConnell was missing for three months, and MAGA barely made a peep. James Talarico gets the flu and stays home, and MAGA is losing their fucking minds.

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u/sprinklesaurus13 4d ago

Ooh this is a fun game. Let's not forget Mark Sanford, Republican Governor of South Carolina who went missing for a week while secretly with his mistress in Argentina. Even his own staff and security team didn't know where he was.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 4d ago

Didn't end his political ambitions, either, he still ran this year because conservatives are like cockroaches.

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u/sprinklesaurus13 4d ago

I'm still amazed at what used to pass as a political gaffe - Dan Quale misspelling potatoes, Obama's tan suit, or Rick Scott's "oops" on the debate stage.

I miss those days.

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u/PipsqueakPilot 4d ago

And also what didn't count as a gaffe- like Rick Scott running the largest scheme to defraud the American people that had ever occurred up to that time.

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u/TimSylvester_ 4d ago

To Republicans, successfully defrauding someone - especially the government - is a positive sign.

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u/FrankPapageorgio 4d ago

The Dean Scream is my personal favorite

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u/SunTzu- 4d ago

A dorky looking photo of Mike Dukakis wearing a helmet while riding in a tank. Dukakis was ex-military, so even the "stolen valor" argument doesn't hold up.

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u/well-it-was-rubbish 4d ago

He misspelled Potato; a kid spelled it correctly, and Dan took the chalk and added an "e". I'm only saying this because you actually correctly spelled "potatoeS" with an "e", which wasn't what Quayle got wrong . šŸ™‚

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u/3vs3BigGameHunters 4d ago

Just posted this is another sub but we all owe Dan Quayle thanks, because on Jan 6 secret service were trying to convince Pence to leave the Capitol before certifying the election.

Pence spoke to Quayle on the phone and he convinced him to stay. Otherwise Trump may have stolen the 2020 election.

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u/diamondmx 4d ago

You forgot the most important things about Obama's gaffe. He wore a tan suit while being black and in a position of authority over white people.Ā 

Really, it's almost like the tan suit wasn't the part they were mad about...

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u/well-it-was-rubbish 4d ago

Which is especially dumb, since presidents don't have authority over us; the president is OUR EMPLOYEE.

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u/ptvlm 3d ago

The tan suit wasn't a "gaffe", Reagan, Clinton, Bush Sr., etc. also wore tan suits occasionally without issue. Like his choices of lettuce, mustard and so on, the suit colour was only an issue because they couldn't yet come out and say the real reason they disliked him. Dukakis looking like an idiot in a tank was a gaffe, Obama was just doing normal things that idiots latched on to for no reason.

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u/tots4scott 4d ago

His campaign ads are literally featuring Trust and Voting against Congressional stock trading

Ā For those OOTL, besides being completely MIA and opaque about his lengthy Congressional absence itself, him continuing to trade stocks while incomunicado was basically the second biggest complaint raised about him.Ā 

And he has the gall to push those as his two merits on hisĀ  television campaign ads. Its insane to see.

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u/ggroverggiraffe 4d ago

Is that the guy that claimed to be hiking the Appalachian Trail?

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u/sprinklesaurus13 4d ago

Yep, that's the one! Would have worked as a plausible excuse, had he not been caught in the Atlanta Airport.

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u/ICE3MAN04 4d ago

Don’t worry after that scandal he was elected to the house. Had he ran against Darlene he would have been my senator.

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u/BigCballer 4d ago

Talarico is Diabetic from what I've heard, meaning he REALLY gets sick when he has the flu.

But these people don't care about that.

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u/Sarasha 4d ago

A lot of people don't realize that diabetic doesn't just mean low sugar or high sugar. It lowers your immune system. Also makes you more susceptible to nerve damage in your feet and sometimes hands. Carpal tunnel syndrome comes up more likely. These are things that have to be monitored.

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u/Shark7996 4d ago

I wish we had a more comprehensive education system for understanding the full experience of what people with different disabilities and diseases go through. Have a local adult with diabetes come in, share their experiences, help everyone become a little more understanding. Would be great for elementary school I think.

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u/Sarasha 4d ago

Thank you, I wish so too. I have epilepsy. Sometimes my words get mixed up while writing. It messes with my grammar. I try to fix it but I don't always catch it.

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u/Shark7996 4d ago

"Invisible" disabilities are hard. Be kind to yourself and share your experiences when possible. I'm very open about my AuDHD partially to raise awareness, but also because people just have no idea what it entails, and it helps them help you when they better understand.

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u/siren_stitchwitch 4d ago

Even doctors don't bother telling you about what they diagnose you with most of the time, you have to go looking for the information yourself and hope what you find is accurate. My current doctor is better than most, he straight up doesn't have time to do in depth explanations so he tells me where to find more info. I've been to see multiple diabetic specialists through the years and none of them explained much about it, and those appointments were literally about telling me the nitty gritty about diabetes, what I've learned has been small bits and pieces from small comments from multiple doctors, most of them not even the endocrinologists, through the years.

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u/MakeYogurtGreekAgain 4d ago

One of my clients at work had diabetes, developed gangrene in her foot. They had to amputate it, then she got sepsis and unfortunately they couldn’t save her. Diabetes is a motherfucker.

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u/mlorusso4 4d ago

You’d think they’d know about diabetes though

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u/clonedhuman 4d ago

Talarico has type 1 diabetes. It used to be called 'juvenile diabetes.' It's not type 2, which can be prevented with diet and exercise and usually only shows up in older people. Type 1 isn't really preventable.

90% of diabetics are type 2.

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u/Deep_Charge_7749 4d ago

I have type 2 and I'm an avid athlete it is not prevented by exercise and diet might happen because of an infection

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u/ReadontheCrapper 4d ago

You are correct. There’s a lot of reasons that someone can develop Type 2 diabetes. For me, it’s because I have PMOS (formally called PCOS), which is a hormonal/endocrine condition which impacts 1 in 8 women, or more than 170 million women worldwide.

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u/LaurenMille 4d ago

1 in 8 women, or more than 170 million women worldwide.

These have to be two different statistics, I assume?

Because those aren't the same numbers when normalized.

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u/ReadontheCrapper 4d ago

Maybe? This is where I got the numbers (because I had to yet again look up the new acronym and a better description… I’ve only lived with it for 40 years… yeesh)

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u/LaurenMille 4d ago

The reason I asked is because 1 in 8 women is 506 million women, substantially more than 170 million.

So I assumed it was two different groups.

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u/Sufficient_Meet6836 4d ago

The exact cause of type 2 diabetes in athletes (without infection, diagnosed hormonal conditions, or any other issue) is apparently somewhat of a mystery still and an active area of research. You've led me down a very interesting rabbit hole!

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u/Deep_Charge_7749 4d ago

Enjoy the trip

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u/tread52 4d ago

But helping people goes against the Republican ideology unless they’re a corporation, so they will only view this in a negative light.

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u/dplans455 4d ago

Since I've become diabetic I've developed trigger finger in my right middle finger and left thumb. Fixable, but annoying and painful.

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u/Sarasha 4d ago

My husband has that. Not sure what really can help. All we can do is keep track of symptoms and talk about them. Make people aware that they are there.

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u/dplans455 4d ago

Nothing can really "help" with trigger finger except surgery to fix it. They tried a cortisone shot the first time it happened with my right middle finger. That did nothing and actually made it hurt worse. It won't heal itself on its own either.

The surgery was pretty painless. It was the healing period that annoyed me because it was a lot slower than what the doctor had told me. Maybe that's because I am diabetic and heal slower but he knows I am diabetic so should have taken that into account when he told me the healing process.

It took about a year each time to regain full motion of the finger again. But since then, I've had no issues with either of those fingers. But being diabetic, I will most likely experience trigger finger in other fingers as I get older. The surgery though is a permanent fix. They say it's extremely rare to have trigger finger again in the same finger.

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u/sunflwryankee 4d ago

So it sounds exactly like dupuytrens. I’ve got the foot version of this - no diabetes tho. I had no idea diabetes could cause this.

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u/dplans455 4d ago

Dupuytrens is a tissue issue and trigger finger is a tendon issue. They might have similar effects on the fingers but the causes are different.

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u/sunflwryankee 4d ago

Ah!! TIL. I always thought Duouytrens was an issue with tendons due to people growing ā€œcordsā€. After 6-7 surgeries I developed a fibroma along the tendon that runs throughout the foot. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø

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u/morning_star984 4d ago

It can easily blind you and destroy your kidneys as well.

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u/scottishdrunkard 4d ago

That nerve damage is why feet could have to be amputated with some of the worst diabetes.

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u/JSDHW 4d ago

TIL

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u/Bamce 4d ago

Hi, my wife is diabetic and when she gets really sick its bad.

We all know about diabetics and sugars, but not like the in depth thing. When your really sick, with vomiting, diarrhea etc it also means that your body isn't properly regulating its nutritional intake, which gets really fucked up when your also trying to manage your insulin. So it can quickly compound with the illness symptoms and make things much much worse.

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u/Late-Impact-9571 4d ago

Yes, Type 1 Diabetes is an autoimmune disease.

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u/Burnt_and_Blistered 4d ago

Taking it a little easier when ill before election season seems a great way to avoid infecting others and becoming sicker himself.

The horrors! Behaving responsibly when ill.

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u/mrbasedballed 4d ago

As a diabetic, I can confirm. Fuck Republicans making our lives more difficult than they already are.

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u/DuntadaMan 4d ago

He also hasn't completely fucking vanished like Mitch

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u/Paraxom 4d ago

i was thinking 2 weeks was a little much for a flu but that would explain things, im used to flus being 2-4 days

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u/hammerofspammer 4d ago

Not influenza. That can knock you down for weeks

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u/VoidOmatic 4d ago

I had type A waaaaay back in my early 20s. I was down for a month. I'd wake up read a chapter of The Dark Elf trilogy, yank the dried mucus out of my eyes and throat and then pass out again for another 8 hours. Never again.

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u/backstageninja 4d ago

Hell yeah Dark Elf Trilogy

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u/VoidOmatic 4d ago

Yup it was the only fond experience about that flu.

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u/miniliedn 4d ago

Had influenza last year. Ran a fever up to 40 degree C (104 F), was weak af. Visited my GP after I was free of fever because I felt short of breath and dizzy (was afraid there was something wrong with my lungs). She told me that real recovery will take 2-4 weeks and that my BP was still really, really low (58 / 104). She was right. And I'm middle aged and healthy.

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u/stompinstinker 4d ago

This right here. People call bad colds the flu, but actual real-deal influenza is brutal and will knock you down for weeks potentially. You don’t even need any preexisting conditions, health nuts with tiger blood still get their ass kicked.

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u/Dragonfly_pin 4d ago

Not real flu.Ā 

People call colds ā€˜flu’ all the time.

Real flu will have you basically unconscious in bed for a couple of weeks at least. You’re lucky if you get through it without fever hallucinations and vomiting.

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u/Paraxom 4d ago

bruh where the hell are you finding flus that last weeks? the CDC has the average seasonal case of influenza lasting 7-10 days.

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u/Elmdale 4d ago

10 days is almost two weeks, not to mention everyone is different and we all have different systems that may already be impacted by other illnesses.

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u/Dragonfly_pin 4d ago

If the average reported illness is around 10 days, many people had it for a few days longer than that (and shorter than that).

That’s how averages work.

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u/mister_spacecat 4d ago

Jfc, you dimwits have all the world's knowledge on a device in your pocket, and you still can't be bothered to do basic fact-checking or research.

There are 3 types of flu that affect humans. Influenza C is mild, with symptoms lasting 3-7 days. Influenza B is more serious, with symptoms lasting up to 10 days and fatigue for a week afterwards.

Influenza A will knock you on your ass. Peak at 4 days, symptoms for 7 more days after that, then post-inflammatory fatigue and a dry cough for 1 to 2 weeks. Or longer. This is in healthy individuals.

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u/_austinight_ 4d ago

Real flu would make you sick longer than that and 4 days of isolation only means that you're then super spreading it to everyone around you right as you are most contagious

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u/sunflwryankee 4d ago

After Covid it seems that everything got worse. Colds last for months, flu takes way too long to get rid of, long covid symptoms are now reappearing for years.

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u/Conscious-Quarter423 4d ago

Meanwhile Mitch McConnell doesn't even know who Mitch McConnell is...

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u/9lobaldude 4d ago

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u/doktor_wankenstein 4d ago

Those Disney animatronics are getting more lifelike every year.

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u/bobabeep62830 4d ago

This doesn't look like their best work...I think the wax is melting.

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u/doktor_wankenstein 4d ago

From DisneyWorld's Hall of Presidents (it's been updated since)

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u/WildBad7298 4d ago

I am 100% convinced that Disney was sure Hillary was going to win 2016 and made an animatronic of her, then had to rush and convert it to look like Trump when he ended up being elected.

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u/Goodknight808 4d ago

Whoa. I can't unseen it now.

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u/well-it-was-rubbish 4d ago

Looks like Jimmy Swaggart.

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u/Rich-Pomegranate1679 4d ago

Someone should show him some dog shit to refresh his memory.

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u/Mammoth-Mud-9609 4d ago

The literal definition of doped up to the eyeballs.

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u/BroseppeVerdi 4d ago

Then he's the fortunate one

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u/Economy_Ask4987 4d ago

He was sick for 4 days.

lol.

Republicans are such tools.

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u/Msagtab 4d ago

In those 4 days the local TV station here in my city in Texas ran a "Where are the debates" piece that suggested Talarico was just as much if not more to blame as Paxton for not having debates due to his unavailability.

It's the same total conservative nutjob spin that they put on everything, it really does suck here.

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u/superxpro12 4d ago

Does Sinclair own them?

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u/Msagtab 4d ago

Looks like Tegna (Nexstar) which is conservative but I guess not quite as much as Sinclair. In some ways worse though because the slant is still present just a little more subtle so people might think they're watching a more neutral source when their coverage is far from neutral.

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u/GSDTippyTappies 4d ago

Talarico should just release the same picture(s) that Mitch was releasing but with Talarico edited in.

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u/illiterateninja 4d ago

Man, if 4 sick days is equal to two weeks, I'm about to take 10 weeks worth of vacation sick days.

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u/SpeaksSouthern 4d ago

The local Republican in my area is crying all over social media it's so stupid.

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u/dojo_shlom0 4d ago

I just saw recently that Talarico is a t1 diabetic like me. I like him even more now! Nice to know he's a human being that understands what it's like to live with diabetes and to be dependent on insulin. Even more reason to vote for him.

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u/Moonrhix 4d ago

And they'll continue to be until erased from history

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u/Seascorpious 4d ago

Ted Cruz dissappears every time his state needs him.

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u/likamuka 4d ago

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u/Vorpalthefox 4d ago

well there ya go, evidence enough, republicans can shut up about it now! move on time

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u/bjkibz 4d ago

And when Texans needed a Senator, he vanished

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u/Allaplgy 4d ago

Brave sir Raphy ran away....

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u/Kahmael 4d ago

Bravely ran away!

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u/Neil_O_Tip 4d ago

When Winter reared its frigid head, he bravely turned his tail and fled!

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u/zyzzogeton 4d ago

Brave brave brave sir Raphy

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u/stamfordbridge1191 4d ago

Ted Cruz is the "My People Need Me" meme, but he was talking to his people already before he floats away immediately

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u/56leon 4d ago

Who's Cruz? we sure don't fucking know because he's never here when it matters

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u/Dickhertzer 4d ago

Not only did people know where he was at, it was communicated.
Mitch comes out after months non verbal and barely gets a āœŒšŸ» up, grasping at straws

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u/traveling_gal 4d ago

Yeah, the communication is the bigger point. People get sick, that's not the issue. The issue is hiding their condition when it affects important government business.

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u/Dickhertzer 4d ago

Right! And people were definitely asking and still are.
Jigsaw looking clown show

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u/glycophosphate 4d ago

Anybody remember Mark Kirk (R - IL)? He had a stroke in office and was MIA for an entire year.

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u/battles 4d ago

Mark came back so affected he didn't remember someone can have four grand parents.

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u/john_hascall 4d ago

To be fair, in some families they don't ;)

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u/well-it-was-rubbish 4d ago

battles said can, not does.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 4d ago

If it wasn't for double standards, U.S. conservatives wouldn't have any standards at all.

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u/MaximumJim_ 4d ago

Jack Prissybitch is stupid. So damn stupid he thinks Hillary Clinton was diddling younglings in the basement of a DC pizzeria that had no fcking basement.

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u/Memitim 4d ago

He knew. Conservatives lie. Everything they say is filled with deception and misdirection. Many conservatives are stupid, but all of them are devout followers of The Prince of Lies. The acts of dumb cover for the evil.

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u/ElliotNess 4d ago

He's not stupid he's a propagandist

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u/john_hascall 4d ago

Everyone knows it was a double secret basement that you can only see by blaspheming the Lord.

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u/emc3o33 4d ago

Does anyone know if there’s a list of all the examples of Republican Hypocrisy? I need to prepare for holidays with the family.

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u/parkinthepark 4d ago

Hypocrisy is the point.

They’re proud of the fact that they can get away with things that you can’t get away with.

To a conservative, unequal application of the rules is a feature, not a bug.

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u/zarfle2 4d ago

Totally. It's the "in" and "out" groups.

They are convinced that they are the "in" group - who the law protects but does not bind - and deserve to be.

Coz...reasons.

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u/isanass 4d ago

Well ain't that just white.

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u/Off-BroadwayJoe 4d ago

Republican Tom Kean, congressman from NJ, disappeared for 142 days without informing anyone about where he was and why. He missed four months of voting.

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u/BitterLemonTv 4d ago

President Donald Trump's accounts have executed more individual stock and securities trades than the entire U.S. Congress combined.

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u/sir-ripsalot 4d ago

Just look up literally anything they’ve ever done since 1964

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u/Galle_ 4d ago

Unfortunately, there's not enough room. Just laugh at people who dare to imply that Republicans have standards or are ever held accountable.

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u/super-hot-burna 4d ago

pick a position, any position.

there is pretty much guaranteed to be a quote of leadership voicing the opposite position when it benefits them.

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u/throwaway5882300 4d ago

Sorry, maximum file size for windows 11 is 16TB. I suppose you could split the list up into a few chunks, but ain't nobody got time for that.

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u/spdelope 4d ago

There’s all the times Kimberly gargoyle was on air saying how people need to pay their own bills and now she’s caught trying to get a donor to pay her Amex bill

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u/BloodFartz69 4d ago

Deport MAGA to Saudi Arabia.

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u/SierraStar7 4d ago edited 4d ago

Hey, can’t leave out more of the House too! Gotta throw in Rep. Tom Kean disappearing for four months.Ā 

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u/Blade_of_Onyx 4d ago

They were fine with Mitch McConnell disappearing for three months and coming back as a taxidermy animatronic robot.

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u/SillyDilly5294 4d ago

Well seeing as how senators have only worked 104 days this year I think he's well under the threshold

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u/Muted_Rice_6971 4d ago

So Paxton can go to Europe with his mistress Tracy Duhon for a week (probably on our dime) but Talarico can’t take a few sick days???

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u/_austinight_ 4d ago

He had the flu. He's diabetic. He didn't want to risk getting elderly people at his events sick.

He has recovered and was out visiting with the crowds at Austin City Limits Music Festival yesterday.

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u/Fun_Difficulty_4188 4d ago

AI dad says these are the republicans over the last decade with 2 week plus absences, I wonder if their absences bother them as much—surely they wouldn’t be supporting a double standard now would they??:

• Mitch McConnell: about 6 weeks, March to April 2023
• Kay Granger: about 6 months, from her last vote in July 2024 to the end of her term in January 2025
• John McCain: about 8 months, December 2017 until August 2018,
• Walter Jones: about 5 months, September 2018 until February 2019
• Steve Scalise: about 3.5 months in 2017; over a month in early 2024 for 
• Thad Cochran: about a month in fall 2017
• Johnny Isakson: several weeks in early 2017
• Dan Crenshaw: about a month in April 2021
• Greg Steube: several weeks in early 2023
• Hal Rogers: several weeks in early 2024
• Anna Paulina Luna: several weeks in fall 2023

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u/graceling 4d ago

I mean... This year Mitch was MIA for so long people assumed he was actually dead. He made a single appearance, barely functional, and has been MIA again since

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u/spdelope 4d ago

He’s such a rascal right?

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u/PlatonicTroglodyte 3d ago

I don’t think the Republicans whining about Talarico deserve to be treated in good faith, but I do think there is a difference between ā€œdisappearedā€ with a vague medical explanation if any at all (a la McConnell this year) and something like recovering from being shot like Scalise in 2017.

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u/ReadyStayReady 4d ago

Ah yes conservatives' favorite pastime: admitting guilt by loudly accusing people of the exact thing they're guilty of

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u/alexabeams 4d ago

who are they if they aren’t hypocrites really

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u/alvarezg 4d ago

Talarico should announce that he is immediately ready to debate McConnell on live TV.

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u/everest999 4d ago

Republicans don’t care about hypocrisy, since they have no morals. They only believe in power and act in any way to get more power.

That’s also why they all smile and giggle when they get called out on said hypocrisy, because they know you fell for their trap.

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u/Separate_Recover4187 4d ago

Who was the Republican who disappeared for 3 months for depression?

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u/cantadmittoposting 4d ago

Don't forget Jack Posobeic is the author of unhumans

a book which calls for the effective extermination of "leftists," a group which is vaguely defined to include virtually all liberal positions.

It explicitly dehumanizes "leftists," (see: the books literal title) praises dictators like Pinochet, including directly referencing his throwing political opponents out of helicopters.

 

Dehumanizing targeted demographics is widely regarded by experts as one of the most important precursors to accepting political violence and genocide against that demographic.

 

Oh also JD Vance endorsed this book.

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u/Maleficent-Storm8897 4d ago

Shead has cracked the code, folks. The American Dream used to be ā€œwork hard and invent something.ā€ That’s adorable. Very 1950s. Today it’s ā€œsurgically remove your conscience and find a fresh batch of MAGA marks to fleece.ā€

The startup ideas practically write themselves. Bubblegum-flavored beef tallow, because nothing says ā€œfreedomā€ like a lard lollipop. Raw ferret milk, unpasteurized, unregulated, and shipped straight from the ferret’s own hardened bunker. And for the true believers, giant Depends-style diapers worn proudly in solidarity with their leader’s (and their own) incontinence. Call it Adult Undergarments for a Stronger America. Comes in red. Holds in more than the border.

Is it ethical? No. Is it profitable? Wildly. I’d guess Stanford already has a major in Screwing Over the Poors. Note that tuition is ~$90k per year, which turns out to be the first lesson.

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u/anomanderrake1337 4d ago

That last part hits. If you have no humanity you can just scam people left and right. Shit's crazy. Ah well.

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u/NotGoing2EndWell 4d ago

Republicans live in an alternate form of reality !

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u/penny-wise This AOC flair makes me cool 4d ago

Republicans don’t care about hypocrisy or lying or disseminating completely fabricated disinformation. It’s the part of the absolute worst, bottom of the barrel cockroaches the human species has ever produced.

Why do we keep promoting these absolute human haters? Why do we love to make psychopaths and sociopaths our leaders? Because they make promises they will never keep, only to destroy and cheat the rest of us? Elon Musk has now proved he’s a soulless murderer by dismantling USAID. Why do people keep championing him?

Humanity needs to grow up or we will end ourselves. In Star Trek it took WWIII to get to that future. It looks like we are headed in that direction, though ending up with a future that hopeful and mature to have global cooperation seems a bridge too far for humanity to envision.

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u/helen269 4d ago

All Republicans have to swear the hypocritical oath.

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u/catdogman5 4d ago

Are they? Something tells me most haven't noticedĀ 

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u/Ill-Personality-4437 4d ago

Missing two weeks with a doctors note before the election is unacceptable, but if you’re already elected you can disappear into a hospital for months at a time with no explanation at all and still keep your seat

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u/originalcarebear 4d ago

Holy sh*t! I’d never thought the day would come when my friend of nearly 30 years would appear on r/MurderedByWords. Get ā€˜em Ry!!

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u/Slade_Riprock nice murder you got there 4d ago

Let's not forget Trump who disappears for a day or so every month and reappears with bruises and such without explanation.

But a candidate in the middle of a breakneck campaign during flu season gets really sick, omg end of the world.

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u/flexwhine 4d ago

how are there still people that think pointing out GOP stupidity, hypocrisy, lies means anything beyond reinforcing they can do it over and over and over with no consequences

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u/Useful-Problem-1725 4d ago

The irony of a south park avatar is lost on him.

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u/JFKsBrain 4d ago

Did Biden give him the flu?!

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u/thelivinlegend 4d ago

Pedophiles aren’t known for their integrity.

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u/Stagnu_Demorte 4d ago

If Republicans didn't say stupid things they'd be awfully quiet.

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u/Vladmerius 4d ago

This is the first I'm even hearing of Talarico being MIA and it's been two weeks? I don't think voters care anymore, they just want the GOP gone.Ā 

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u/StonerStone420 4d ago

Scott walker in Wisconsin had taken literal months off back in 2018 after f#$king up the states budget and passed some messed up laws that I cant remember specifically atm

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u/TehSeksyManz 4d ago

Remember, jack posobiec will NEVER be logical or fair. He is a Christian nationalist white supremacist propagandist. ALL of the "buzzwords" are applicable to him. He's a villain, straight up.Ā 

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u/raysofdavies 4d ago

Posobiec is a walking psyop and should be ignored always.

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u/Altruistic-Ad6449 4d ago

Add Thomas Kean Jr, 4 months off for mental health issues

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u/toriemm 4d ago

Don't forget Tom Kean, hospitilized for four months for 'depression'. (But managed to do some stock trades from the hospital, but no constituent work)

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u/Kind-Security-3390 4d ago

Ignorance must truly be bliss.

Unfortunately, once you know things, you can’t go back.

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u/utterlyunimpressed 4d ago

Ken Paxton hasn't appeared for a single debate...

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u/magicMerlinV 4d ago

You absolutely can be senator and disappear for weeks at a time. The senate takes constant breaks

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u/justhereforsee 4d ago

Wouldn’t surprise me if he was poisoned at this point.

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u/l0st1nP4r4d1ce 4d ago

Meanwhile, in my past, missing a phone call on a on call weekend (called back 5 minutes later) got me written up and botched my next raise.

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u/Classic_Bid3126 4d ago

It’s all they have. Paxton is that terrible of a candidate.

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u/DinkleMutz 4d ago

Holy crap, I’ve heard of tone deaf but this is almost hilarious.

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u/dantemp 4d ago

they do it cause ya'll allow them

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u/DuntadaMan 4d ago

I mean he's not missing. He hasn't fucking vanished entirely like the Turtle and the lady that went into memory care for most of a year. People still see him.

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u/AverageJoeJohnSmith 4d ago

Didn't he already show back up in public at ACL?

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u/Jimshorties 4d ago

Whatever rules Mitch McConnell follows are good for everyone else

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u/JustSayinIt4YouNow 4d ago

MAGA is so insecure.

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u/Devils_Advocate-69 4d ago

Tom Kean Jr was out 4 months because he was sad.

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u/OhioGoblin43 4d ago

Said by someone with a profile picture in the style of South Park. You can't write that.

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u/NachoBusiness 4d ago

If they didn't have double standards they would have no standards at all.

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u/Perfect-Scene9541 4d ago

We should agree and ask how soon the actual elected official is going to be replaced.
We can deal with James when he gets in office.

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u/every1sg12themovies 4d ago

People ARE that stupid, wow.

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u/AgentEvil 4d ago

Rules for thee and not for me. Thats how they all operate.

I used to be able to tolerate conservatives and their hypocrisy, but now more and more I want absolutely nothing to do with them.

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u/SmartWonderWoman 4d ago

The double standards are infuriating!

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u/DirectorImaginary376 4d ago

Proof that The Turtle is just another bribe starved string puppet, like the rest of the lot in DC.

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u/Miss_Maple_Dream 4d ago

The hypocrisy is honestly staggeringĀ 

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u/your_fathers_beard 4d ago

Posobiec is some sort of foreign agent almost certainly. At first I thought he was just a shameless troll doing anything for internet fame and fortune, but I'm pretty sure he's actually getting paid by shady people to be such a propaganda blowhard.

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u/miscdebris1123 4d ago

He might not be able to be elected, but apparently, it doesn't affect being re-elected.

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u/qqererer 4d ago

The greatest troll ever would be for Talarico to pull a Druski and get pushed around in a wheelchair with the most blank look on his face and wearing hiking shoes with his suit.

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u/mightyjoe227 4d ago

Where is McConnells eviction...

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u/Nefertete 4d ago

the audacity to be so stupid

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u/FoulArtFart 4d ago

White people, smh.

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u/Exodus180 4d ago

is jack a real person? why in the world would you have a south park cartoonized avatar as a conservative...

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 4d ago

When was this anyway?

Did he really disappear for two weeks?

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u/nopunchespulled 4d ago

No one should be surprised by this, it's been what republicans have done for 40 years

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u/anuiswatching 4d ago

Red hats are dumb as a stump like trump

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u/EuenovAyabayya 4d ago

OK but wasn't it Nancy Pelosi herself that torpedoed Biden over a head cold? We're our own worst enemies.

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u/tots4scott 4d ago

AND TOM KEAN JR

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u/beall49 4d ago

They should have said that he got covid. Everyone else lies about their health why not him?