r/Maxcactus_TrailGuide • • 11h ago

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u/AskPizza 10h ago

You joke, but if I could afford to become an Aussie, I would.

It would be nice to live in an English speaking country where the leaders have not fallen so low as Trump and the population is smart enough to understand that would be a bad thing.

Imagine knowing how wrong it is and being stuck in it.

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u/ItaJohnson 9h ago

Part of me agrees, but my big fear would be the critters. Ā Don’t they have the most venomous snakes and spiders there?

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u/McPanzer3 8h ago

Yes but they don’t elect them to public office.

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u/LetExtension3403 6h ago

That's great! Thank you!

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u/boatenvy 5h ago

Day to day the spiders and snakes aren't an issue for 99% of us... personally I'd be more worried about bears and the various wild cats you guys have (although I'm guessing they're also not a problem for 99% of the population).

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u/ItaJohnson 4h ago

We have bobcats in my area, but those don’t tend to be much of a threat. Ā For snakes, it’s water moccasins and copperheads. Ā I think our worst spider is the brown recluse.

Your wildlife makes ours look weak.

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u/boatenvy 4h ago

One of the worst beasties is actually about the size of your thumb nail..the Irukandji jelly fish.. innocuously often referred to as marine stingers. These evil little feckers will sweep by and sting you without you ever seeing them. It's typical to end up in hospital from the pain and it's a type of pain that doesn't respond to opiates so you have to tough it out. There was a crew member fishing off the deck of a bulk carrier up north who got splashed by a wave containing these jellyfish and they had to helivac him from the ship... that's a rough day fishing. Realistically day to day life we're not at risk... we do follow some basic safety practices like making sure any shoes left outside are free from visitors, keeping an eye open for snakes sunning themselves on hiking paths, don't swim up north during stinger season, don't go near the water where there's crocs etc. But hey we don't have tornadoes!

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u/ItaJohnson 3h ago

That’s one thing Whitetrashlahoma is known for unfortunately.

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u/boatenvy 3h ago

What do a hurricane in Florida, a tornado in Oklahoma and a divorce in Alabama all have in common? ... either way someone is about to lose a trailer!

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u/ItaJohnson 3h ago

Not far off.

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u/ipoopcatturds 4h ago

You can get a comprhensive list of Americas worst predators here. https://www.justice.gov/epstein

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u/C-Onnit 2h ago

Yeah we do, but unless you're in the bush, or placing your hands in questionable places, you're safe. I'd think your rattle snakes are more of a problem.

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u/crankenshtien 9h ago

Sure , except Australia doesn't actually exist.

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u/SmokeAbeer 7h ago

I think that’s New Zealand.

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u/boatenvy 5h ago

According to the flerfers we're both nonexistent..but NZ definitely gets left off global maps more.

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u/HotOlive799 3h ago

NZ is a location created to film LoTR movies, the rest of the year it doesn't exist

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u/yelloworld1947 1h ago

Sadly the US let in n Aussie immigrant to speed up our decline here, R Murdock

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u/ShockValueSandwich 8h ago

Sorry Australians, we’re already saying that.

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u/AnonymousUser132 6h ago

To live in Australia the costs are high, but if you make good money so are the taxes.

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u/AynRandwasaDegen 38m ago

Healthier, wealthier, longer-lived.

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u/BusyMeringue8935 6h ago

Match in what?

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u/Worldly-Highway-2459 6h ago

Don’t start - he may see this and do a trade embargo or worse

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u/Electrical-Sun6267 6h ago

Not Australian, but may I have permission to join in the chant?

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u/Cultural_Plan_1487 5h ago

It’s true

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u/Hot_Marsupial_3957 5h ago

Some Americans will be chanting with the Aussies, lol.

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u/Krow101 5h ago

What sport?

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u/BOBBYK1952 5h ago

Do your best and loudest Mate!

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u/Kernels52 5h ago

You're going to have to change that 12 years old to 8 years old 12 is way too close to a teenager. And from some of the leaks we could go lower

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u/Such_Avocado_3241 5h ago

That’s the best news I’ve heard all day. What are we playing?

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u/surfnfish1972 5h ago

Love it.

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u/Substantial_Airport6 4h ago

Love Australia and those cheers!!

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u/Sad-Newt-1772 4h ago

Say it loud, say it proud!

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u/CatLightyear 4h ago

Patriotic Americans thank you for your service.
🫔

Canada lended a similar hand

https://www.reddit.com/r/msnow/s/48YEqapck8

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u/Irish-Bronx 4h ago

Can you put a modicum of effort into these?

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u/WearyAd8418 4h ago

Love you Aussies. Good luck!

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u/CantaloupeFluffy165 4h ago

Love the Aussies.

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u/Environmental_Tap792 4h ago

Good on yer! Looking up to the match. Be sure to blow a raspberry to the criminal in chief

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u/ArnoldZiffleJr 4h ago

Good luck mates!

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u/topgun2918 4h ago

Fucking HILARIOUS wow!!!! I’m dying over here. Incredible work!!!!!!

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u/ICCW 3h ago

We freaking hate Trump. Bark up another tree.

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u/Odd_Winner9107 3h ago

Love it!!!šŸ˜

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u/Robot_DIY 3h ago

Bro, 80% of Americans either don't care or agree with you. If Trump's fat ass got run over by a herd of buffalo tomorrow it'd be a national holiday in a couple years. This idea I need to brace myself because Aussie fans might rhyme some bars about Trump is absurd.

Say whatever you want. Knock yourselves out.

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u/DwigtTheIdiot 3h ago

no issues with them. that's the main reason they voted him. they see themselves in Trump.

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u/Lazy_Item9266 3h ago

Most Americans would agree but also don’t care sooo šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø

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u/Significant-Judge368 3h ago

You can't rhyme old with old. Come on, cobbers, you're better than that.

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u/Long-Principle6565 3h ago

Can we please have these printed on Tshirts

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u/Dizzy_Chipmunk_3530 3h ago

Whatever America uses, say it slowly and include pictures

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u/Pristine-Resort1005 2h ago

As a US citizen I will fully support my team but I will also be chanting with the aussies on this one

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u/NHonline2020 2h ago

The media will mute the Aussie crowd but, we will be with you in spirit.

Feel free to go a bit harder, see if you can work epstein into it somehow!

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u/Ok-Tea-7747 2h ago

Fuck Australia

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u/runtothesun86 1h ago

Your boo’s mean nothing, we’ve seen what makes you cheer. šŸ‡¦šŸ‡ŗ

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u/Fart-Fart-Fart-Fart 1h ago

Defending a pedophile, eh?

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u/Ok-Tea-7747 1h ago

No. Australia sucks.

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u/Fart-Fart-Fart-Fart 1h ago

Yeah. Totally. You should never come here. It’s awful. You’d hate it.

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u/physicistdeluxe 2h ago

trumps approval is 30% . lots of americans will join in

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u/Disastrous7392 1h ago

What are you talking about?

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u/pamcakevictim 1h ago

This will be grand

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u/Extension-Variety774 1h ago

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u/Alarming-Magician637 1h ago

We’ll be chanting it with you. He has like a 30% approval rating. Most of us despise the pos

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u/JustWannaB3Normal 56m ago

ok, but you're still Australia...so there's that

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u/AynRandwasaDegen 40m ago

Wealthier, longer-lived, happier, it's a terrible existence...

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u/Low_Investigator_260 48m ago

Sounds good to us.

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u/Prestigious-Fuel-293 5m ago

Hey aussies. Your country was founded by british criminals. Give the Aboriginals back their land.

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u/Moist_Age_6400 8h ago

If the fbi sat on evidence against Trump being embroiled in this controversy, don’t you think Obama’s administration and FBI would’ve leaked it while Trump was campaigning before the 2016 election?

And the 2020 election? And don’t you think biden’s administration and FBI would’ve leaked it to the media during the 2024 election?

Denial of this means you’re choosing to believe nonsense. Cognitive bias.

Denial of this means your savior, Obama, Hillary Clinton and the Entire federal government is corrupt as well.
Denial is more than a river in Egypt

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u/Zuper_Dragon 8h ago
  1. Maxwell's case was still active.

  2. The Biden White House refused to politicize the DOJ and tried to limit even the idea of politicizing it.

  3. The Files contained stake evidence, Grand Jury material, and information about minors.

  4. The Biden DOJ stated that a "client lost" did not exist as a singular document - Not that clients didn't exist, but that the info was legally sealed in multiple files.

  5. Releasing uncharted names would violate Constitutional rights and open the Government to massive legal liability.

  6. Biden followed the Law - Trump promised to break it, has broken it, and still is breaking it.

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u/DruidicMagic 8h ago

The maximum effective range of an excuse is zero meters.

Trump should have never been allowed to run for office.

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u/Zuper_Dragon 8h ago

In that we can agree.

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u/MrJibz 7h ago

Just keep repeating it, somebody might believe you…

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u/Joejoecornrow 5h ago

I just found out who maxwells father is. Kinda makes sense and if a terrifying theory.

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u/Moist_Age_6400 7h ago

It’s nothing personal, you’re just an idiot. There was enough evidence to indict Maxwell. Obama’s FBI sat on the file as well.

  1. If he was involved in any criminal activity, that wouldn’t be politicizing the DOJ. The premise of your stance is a fallacy.

  2. Biden weaponized the DoJ:

School board parents / ā€œdomestic terrorismā€ framing (2021 Garland memo)
After the National School Boards Association letter to the White House (which used ā€œdomestic terrorismā€ language regarding threats/harassment tied to COVID policies, CRT, etc.), Garland issued an October 2021 memo directing the FBI and U.S. Attorneys to address a ā€œdisturbing spikeā€ in threats, intimidation, and harassment against school officials. FBI assessments followed (including a ā€œthreat tagā€). Internal DOJ/FBI emails (later released in Trump-era reviews) showed career officials warning it looked political (ā€œAnti-MAGA Task Forceā€), that most cited conduct was First Amendment-protected, and that evidence of widespread violence was thin. No parents were prosecuted as domestic terrorists under the memo; the NSBA later apologized for its letter language. Critics called it an attempt to chill parental speech; defenders noted it targeted only threats of violence, not debate. ļæ¼
FACE Act enforcement against pro-life activists
The Biden DOJ pursued cases under the Freedom of Access to Clinic Entrances Act against anti-abortion protesters, including high-profile ones with aggressive tactics. A prominent example is Mark Houck (Catholic father of seven): FBI agents conducted a pre-dawn raid at his home in 2022 over a 2021 shoving incident with a Planned Parenthood escort (local authorities had declined charges). He was charged federally, faced years in prison, and was acquitted by a jury in 2023 after ~1 hour of deliberation. He later received a ~$1.1 million settlement from the government. A 2026 Trump DOJ ā€œWeaponization Working Groupā€ report (based on internal records) alleged broader bias: collaboration with pro-abortion groups for targeting info, harsher recommended sentences for pro-life defendants (~26.8 months average) vs. pro-abortion ones (~12.3 months), withholding of evidence, religion-based juror screening in some cases, and under-enforcement against violence targeting pregnancy centers. The prior administration framed it as protecting clinic access after Dobbs; critics called it selective and ideological. ļæ¼
Investigations and prosecutions of Donald Trump
Special Counsel Jack Smith (appointed by Garland) brought federal cases on classified documents (Mar-a-Lago search approved by Garland) and 2020 election interference/Jan. 6-related matters. Critics cited the unprecedented nature of charging a former president/leading opponent, timing relative to the election, and reports of Biden privately expressing to aides that Trump should be prosecuted or that the probe was too slow (e.g., New York Times reporting). Biden publicly commented on the documents matter (calling Trump’s handling ā€œirresponsibleā€ and potentially compromising sources/methods) while the probe was pending—violating post-Watergate norms against presidential commentary on DOJ investigations. He also urged prosecution of Jan. 6 committee subpoena holdouts (later calling his wording inappropriate). Garland and Smith maintained decisions were independent; special counsel rules provided insulation. No public evidence shows Biden ordered specific charges. ļæ¼
Hunter Biden investigation handling
IRS whistleblowers (Gary Shapley and another agent) alleged preferential treatment by DOJ/Delaware U.S. Attorney’s office under David Weiss (a Trump appointee retained by Garland): slow-walking steps near elections, tipping defense counsel to investigative moves (e.g., storage unit), blocking certain warrants/interviews, allowing statutes of limitations to lapse on some tax years, and deviations from normal process. They claimed investigators were restricted from pursuing leads involving Joe Biden and that felony recommendations were not fully pursued. Hunter was later charged (gun and tax cases), convicted/plead, then received a broad presidential pardon in which Biden criticized the DOJ process as selective/unfair. Defenders noted Weiss was independent, the case produced charges/convictions, and political sensitivity required caution. ļæ¼
Other frequently cited actions
• DOJ civil lawsuits against Republican-led states (e.g., Georgia election law, Texas abortion restrictions), framed by critics as using the department for partisan policy goals rather than pure legal enforcement.
• Scale and severity of Jan. 6 prosecutions (hundreds of cases, including non-violent entrants charged with felonies), contrasted by critics with lighter treatment of 2020 riot violence in some progressive cities.
• Public White House/DOJ messaging or coordination on priorities that aligned with Democratic interests (e.g., reproductive rights task forces).
• Later Trump DOJ reports and personnel actions framing additional Biden-era decisions as politicized.

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u/LetExtension3403 6h ago

His next post will try and convince us the earth is flat!
Moist now has negative 10 karma!

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u/Moist_Age_6400 3h ago

I don’t want to be liked by you or anybody you associate with. For obvious reasons.
I’ll trounce anybody

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u/LetExtension3403 2h ago

hmmm.... Anybody? Well, moist I wouldn't go around telling everyone. Maybe your willing to explore more than I am. Anyway, no thanks!

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u/Moist_Age_6400 2h ago

That’s not what my message means. You taking it that direction tells me more about you than anything.

Telling them what? I graduated from high school and college. If I ever buy a bunch of cornerstores or auto body shops, maybe I’ll be forced to be around your type.

It’s *you’re

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u/7hiigh 2h ago

Thought all the Russian bots are gone for now, they missed some it seems like

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u/Moist_Age_6400 1h ago

I even cited my sources. Refute that.

He reported Epstein to the South beach police department and fbi in the early 2000’s. The mainstream media verified Trump banned Epstein from mar-a-lago.
If anything he was an informant. If he was involved in criminal activity, he would’ve been indicted when he reached peak celebrity status hosting the apprentice.
Diddy, Weinstein, both fell.
Leading up the election in 2016, Julian Assange of Wikileaks was interviewed by the mainstream media and said, ā€œif he had anything on trump we’d release it. We can’t find anything on him.ā€

Now conduct some research about Huma Abedin, Robert Maxwell, Anthony weiner’s laptop, McCarthyism, Kissinger, the Podesta Brothers - John podesta, etc.

We should permanently eradicate child predators from our society.

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u/Rushing_Russian 1h ago

More llm content please

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u/Fart-Fart-Fart-Fart 1h ago

You really are desperate to defend a pedophile.

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u/LetExtension3403 6h ago

Moist is speaking with negative Karma!

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u/Available_Ad9766 4h ago

Not every politician behaves like Turd.

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u/Moist_Age_6400 3h ago

Very true

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u/Fart-Fart-Fart-Fart 1h ago

This might be a surprise to you, but most people don’t revere democrat leaders the same way MAGA revere trump. If a Democrat is involved in the kiddy raping, put them in prison too.

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u/DoctorStarkweather 7h ago

Wow, you guys are just so subversive. Lol. Try being the number one super power in the world and then we’ll talk. Pathetic.

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u/LetExtension3403 6h ago

You mean number one super pdfile?

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u/Outrageous_Act2564 4h ago

Lighten up, Francis.

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u/Scarcity-Nervous 4h ago

I think it’s more accurate to depict us as ā€œglobal clownsā€ rather than super power, but I can appreciate the bliss of having a brain so smooth it rolls around your skull like a well greased ball bearing.

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u/Massive_Bullfrog8663 4h ago

Aww, c'mon, it's all in fun! Let's play some with these Kangaroo Fuckers!

Or is it sheep? I forget...

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u/Stuff_and_things1234 3h ago

Did we beat Venezuela for #1?

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u/Accomplished_Hat9619 2h ago

We are quickly losing our number 1 status because of trump. He’s shown how vulnerable we are and that’s a bad thing.

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u/JOC_EON 1h ago

Number one super power in the world who can't continuously bomb Iran for more thsn a few days at a time

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u/Cyberchicken87 1h ago

You’re Chinese ?