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u/accord281 Aug 26 '26 edited Aug 27 '26

My son's school mandated green for math. I was mortified.

Edit: lots of you are horrified at my use of mortified. All I can say is I'm appalled and embarrassed that y'all don't understand the full meaning of the word.

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u/LeadershipAble773 Aug 26 '26

So you moved schools...right?!

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u/maddy_k_allday Aug 26 '26

I’d probably be expelled for rebelling on personal principles 💁🏼‍♀️

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u/TheKetchupBoii Aug 28 '26

You guys tripping math is hella green

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u/Carbon-Base Aug 26 '26 edited Aug 27 '26

Gotta transfer him to a school where math folders are red, there's simply no other way.

Edit: Thank you for all the awards guys and gals! If there's one thing I've learned from this post, it's that all of us inadvertently took Color Theory as an elective! 😜

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u/waffleslaw Aug 26 '26 edited Aug 27 '26

If there is anything we can 75% agree on in the thread is that math is red.

Edit: Fine, if anything we can agree on in this thread is that math is either red OR blue and anything else is just outright. The blue crowd is defensive!

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u/Emergency-Gazelle954 Aug 26 '26

Math is blue. Always and forever.

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u/waffleslaw Aug 26 '26

I will accept blue. Blue (or green) is science in my mind and science and math are very closely related.

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u/VolunteerTranscriber Aug 27 '26

For me personally it’s

Science: green
History: yellow
Math: blue
English: red

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u/GrimCreeper913 Aug 27 '26

I didn't really have an opinion coming into this post, but now... your standard is mine

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u/mcsangel2 Aug 27 '26

I am a mid GenX and this is the correct breakdown.

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u/VolunteerTranscriber Aug 28 '26

My parents are Gen X so I suppose I inherited it from them, lol.

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u/darndestthings Aug 27 '26

This is the only way ^

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u/ih8ochem Aug 27 '26

YES. thank you, finally someone normal

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u/Lord_Of_Carrots Aug 27 '26

As someone not from an English speaking country (Finland), here's the colors I associated with every mandatory subject. I'm probably just inventing some though, there wasn't much agreement on them as far as I remember.

Biology: Green

Geography: Brown/green

Chemistry: Dark green

Physics: Dark blue

Math: Blue

Finnish: Red

Religion: Purple

History: Orange

English as a second language: Light blue (looking it up it was apparently Yellow but I definitely never associated it with that)

Never cared to think of a color:

Social Studies, Health Education, Swedish

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u/Conscious_Control_15 Sep 04 '26

We're German and you're absolutely correct. Obviously in our case red equals German. And my son currently uses yellow for English, too. Art is white here. He will start French this year. He also wants to do Greek later. And I'm not sure what to do with both of them. 

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u/PinsToTheHeart Aug 27 '26

Apparently I'm just an absolute psychopath who always got a black folder for math.

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u/VolunteerTranscriber Aug 28 '26

I could see that also working. I always had black for music/band, though; I suppose it was because we carried all our sheet music in it and it’s the least intrusive color to see on stage.

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u/TheGoldenLlama88 Aug 27 '26

This is ok tbh

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u/Gfd_Rewq Aug 28 '26

I'm very close to that. I swapped English (yellow, like journalism) and History (Red, like blood). Purple for foreign language classes (initially I took Latin, like the Patricians) and orange for specials (kinda all that's left)

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u/lola_birds Aug 27 '26

This is correct

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u/gothdoll6666 Aug 27 '26

This is the way

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u/kaaawah Aug 28 '26

I approve of this message

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u/ImAsking4AFriend Aug 29 '26

Almost. Red is math blue is English.

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u/HaruKodama Aug 29 '26

Not just you personally, this is the correct answer. All other answers are people's incorrect personal choices

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u/klcrdwl19 Aug 29 '26

this is the answer. history is yellow or orange you can’t have both!

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u/Mostly-Natural-720 Aug 30 '26

This has been the way my whole life, I love it!

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u/countingmoney1234 Aug 30 '26

You are correct!!! gold star for you⭐️

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u/that_bored_one Aug 27 '26

Nah, meth is blue, math is red, but I can understand your mistake

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u/InevitableWaste6088 Aug 27 '26

Math is red because it’s bad. It’s a warning.

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u/ForecastForFourCats Aug 27 '26

Graph paper is blue, the binder must be blue. Red is for history because of all the bloodshed.

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u/EnolaNek Aug 27 '26

Math can’t be blue, science is blue.

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u/kigol1 Aug 27 '26

Blue always

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u/pigeonette1 Aug 26 '26

wtf math is blue, english is red

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u/Versipilies Aug 26 '26

We need location tags on this shit, I am genuinely curious where the divides are

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u/waffleslaw Aug 26 '26

We had a massive debate about this is large meeting a few months ago. The genx-ers didn't know what we were talking about and the few gen z folks said they've heard about it but didn't have opinions. Evidently it's mostly us millinials that have opinions. We were very split on colors all from the same region. It seems to be a very personal experience.

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u/hamburger5003 Aug 27 '26

Early gen z here! I think notebooks and folders may have gone by the wayside.

Math is blue though, English is red, unless purple is available in which history becomes red.

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u/gypsy_guru_87 Aug 26 '26

Weird, I’m Gen X and def have strong opinions on this. I thought it was more a neurodivergent thing to care about this lol

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u/unlikelystoner Aug 27 '26

Yeah I’m Gen Z in my mid-twenties and me and my buddies all just had a debate about this, we definitely care about the colors too lol

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u/waffleslaw Aug 27 '26

Interesting that the younger folk in meeting didn't. I'm glad to guys carried the torch. I think having cultural touching points that we all share, even frivolous ones, is important.

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u/waffleslaw Aug 27 '26

The group was older millennials and older genx, a bit of a divide. I bet if there some younger genx they would have with us.

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u/Shneancy Aug 27 '26

gen z here (elder gen z, but gen z nonetheless) i have strong opinions on maths being blue and native language being red

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u/waffleslaw Aug 27 '26

Yeah, I'm finding out that small demographic in that meeting was a outlier.

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u/NikTheGrass Aug 26 '26

From Russia: Math is blue, English is green, Russian is red, History/Social science is yellow

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u/Versipilies Aug 26 '26

Russian being red a nice on the nose bit

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u/KnightMurky91 Aug 27 '26

I went to school in Samara, Russian was blue and Maths was red.

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u/Sustainable_Scotian Aug 26 '26

In soviet Russia, binder is grey.

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u/Arctic-You-Know Aug 27 '26

In Soviet Russia, there is not Color.

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u/PutridAd7282 Aug 27 '26

We all read that with an accent

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u/ADHDilemma Aug 27 '26

You were weren't supposed to know I did that.

How dare you.

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u/Alamo94 Aug 27 '26

In Soviet Russia, binder fold you🤓🫵

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u/blueperiod1903 Aug 30 '26

This one made me belly laugh

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u/ElizabethDangit Aug 27 '26

In Soviet Russia, gray binds you.

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u/5corgis Aug 27 '26

My husband is russian and I am going to get a second opinion here so I can see if I need to reconsider things

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u/pigeonette1 Aug 26 '26

I'm in central indiana

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u/scrubs-22 Aug 26 '26

I’m from nw Indiana and you are correct

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u/Affectionate_Task_29 Aug 27 '26

Irvington Indiana and blue is correct

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u/swemogal Aug 27 '26

Chicago, Illinois, blue is correct

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u/Listless_Dreadnaught Aug 26 '26

NC originally. Math is red. Science is green. English is blue. Yellow/Orange/Purple are floaters depending what you have.

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u/Missmunkeypants95 Aug 27 '26

History is yellow because of Trivial Pursuit.

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u/Listless_Dreadnaught Aug 27 '26

That’s what I forgot. I couldn’t remember past three core subject names

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u/Burnt-toasttt Aug 26 '26

I’m from southern Indiana and math is red

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u/BubblegumBxh Aug 26 '26

Alabama here and can confirm that math is indeed red

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u/nitro9throwaway Aug 26 '26

Oregon checking in with red for math.

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u/GeminiIsMissing Aug 26 '26

Illinois here, math is red.

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u/jeminijess Aug 26 '26

Also Southern Indiana here. Math was blue. I believe Social Studies/similar classes were red. Science was green. That's how it was when I was in Middle School anyways. Can't recall English. May have been yellow?

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u/imaginarytollbooth Aug 26 '26

math is blue, english is yellow (kentucky)

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u/ImpossibleLog5193 Aug 26 '26

Fully agree with this (Scotland)

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u/zombie-yellow11 Aug 26 '26

I'm in Québec, Canada, and math is red.

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u/Arctic-You-Know Aug 27 '26

Les Math, c’est rouge.

Ceci est un message du ministère de l’éducation.

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u/Shadownight7797 Aug 26 '26

Born in Ukraine, raised in Cali: blue is English, red is Math, green is science, yellow is history

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u/HoundNL2 Aug 26 '26

My school was:

  • Portuguese/Text production - Red
  • Math - Light Blue
  • History - Orange
  • Geography - Light Green
  • Science - Dark blue (later broke down into biology, chemistry and Physics)
  • Chemistry - Purple
  • Biology - Dark Green
  • Physics - Dark Blue
  • English - Yellow
  • Arts - Darker Green
  • Philosophy - Dark Orange

Other subjects that got introduced later was in a school that did not use colors and neither did I, but sociology I always associated it with blue. This was in Brazil.

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u/PinkEnterprise Aug 26 '26

I don't know if there is divides regionally. We would have this debate at school, and it was pretty split on red or blue. Same from other schools in the area. This is from the Northeast

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u/UsedFortune5645 Aug 26 '26

Germany

Written on stone tables dating back 3000 BC: * Math: blue * German: red * Biologie: Green

Debatable: * History: Orange * English: Yellow * Chemistry: purple * Physics: grey

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u/Careless_Ordinary_94 Aug 27 '26

New Jersey
Math is red, science is green, English is blue, social studies/history is yellow, language is orange, art/creative writing is purple, if there’s anything else it’s black.

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u/HerLadyshipOfCaos Aug 27 '26

Italy: Italian is blue, math is red, scienze is green, english is yellow

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u/honestlynothxu Aug 27 '26

I’m from Mississippi! math = red, English = blue, science = green, & yellow = history/social studies

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u/Puzzleheaded-Mix-467 Aug 26 '26

Absolutely not, English is blue because the curtains are blue

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u/Latter-Life-6536 Aug 27 '26

Math is blue because the gridline colour on grid paper is blue

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u/DragonsAreNifty Aug 27 '26

I vehemently disagree with you. However, you do have a solid point lol. Math is red for me because red is the angry color (I am bad at math)

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u/thelazygamer Aug 27 '26

Maybe you're bad at math because you used the wrong notebook? Blue was always the color I chose for math

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u/DragonsAreNifty Aug 27 '26

Ya know what, at this point I’m willing to give it a shot. I’ll let you know if it improves my capabilities lol

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u/thelazygamer Aug 27 '26

It's all in your head. Most people are only bad at math because they decided they are or because they aren't honest about not knowing basic skills. I sort of know what I am talking about, I only have a graduate degree in Math, but I'm not a professor or anything.

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u/TheCarpetIsMoist Aug 27 '26

English is red because English is read

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u/Desperate_for_Bacon Aug 27 '26

Math is blue because math feels blue. Science is green because nature is green. English is black because language is a black hole that forever holds and immortalizes experience.

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u/ares7 Aug 26 '26

Red is for math.

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u/86cinnamons Aug 26 '26

English is yellow

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u/ellgramar Aug 26 '26

No, that's history / social studies / geography.

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u/86cinnamons Aug 26 '26

History is yellow or red , social studies is orange, geography is lol green or brown.

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u/sabes19 Aug 26 '26

This thread is making me question everything I once held dear

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u/qualitychurch4 Aug 26 '26

Why is like a third of your schedule just different variations of social studies?? That's a huge chunk of the color spectrum to dedicate to social studies+

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u/lidore12 Aug 27 '26

History can be yellow if it’s ancient history. Blue can be used for world history since the fall of Constantinople.

Source: Am Social Studies teacher

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u/Emilior94 Aug 26 '26

Yes!!

Science is green.

Math is blue.

Spanish (in my case) is red.

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u/FaroutIGE Aug 27 '26

math blue and science green. they're adjacent subjects. they can't be opposite colors.

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u/DevilsATXFCPanthers Aug 26 '26

Math IS blue, but English is yellow

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u/KevRev972 Aug 26 '26

Yellow was English for me. Red is Social Studies...

Because of the blood.

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u/TrekkieMae Aug 28 '26

YESSSSS

You're the first person I've seen on here whose opinion aligns with my own...right down to the reason for SS bing red.

High five! 🖐

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u/Blastspark01 Aug 26 '26

Agreed. Canadian here and I say Math, blue, Science, green, English, red and social/history is yellow

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u/squeedle Aug 27 '26

Connecticut here, math is blue, English is red, social studies yellow and green science

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u/Arcangel4774 Aug 26 '26

Obviously. Red = read.

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u/pigeonette1 Aug 26 '26

no, math is blue cuz like...numberssss..... and english is red because it's evil and I hate it.

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u/Mikeismyike Aug 27 '26

History is red, cause of the violence.

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u/looking4myclASSm8s Aug 27 '26

I used red for math because it’s the most powerful. Science was green because it’s the best color and best subject and also biology is obviously green
English was blue, I don’t think I had a reason for this
Social studies or history was yellow because that’s the closest color to aged parchment and people.

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u/OkapiEli Aug 27 '26

Math MUST be red.

Blue is for Language Arts.
Green is Science.
Yellow/Gold is History.

How can I explain this to you if you don’t understand??

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u/DudeWithTheAccount Aug 27 '26

Science is Green History is Blue Math is Red English is Yellow.

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u/luvli-kml Aug 29 '26

Math for me has always been red. Science was either blue or purple, English was green, and Social Studies was yellow. For other classes, I just went with wtv color I had, and I think Art was usually red

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u/Level34MafiaBoss Aug 26 '26

Wdym? Math is blue, red is language

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u/SecretRussianBot2 Aug 27 '26

and yellow is history!

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u/dollgaze707 Aug 27 '26

yellow is definitely history lol! history was my least favorite subject and yellow was my least favorite color. just made sense

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u/BoucletteFZ09 Aug 26 '26

The exact opposite in fact.

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u/Level34MafiaBoss Aug 26 '26

You are a savage

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u/AntonSugarwater Aug 27 '26

Blue is a calming color. Red is an energizing color. A comforting blue is much more in line with reading a book than doing math equations

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u/Level34MafiaBoss Aug 27 '26

My math textbook was blue and my language book was red. Idk the association doesn't get much further than that.

I get that other people have had different experiences, I just find it funny to banter about the colors lol

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u/Carbon-Base Aug 26 '26

Absolutely not Boss! Math is red, English is blue, Social Studies/History is yella.

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u/Colla-Crochet Aug 27 '26

Yellow is language!

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u/SpicyRice99 Aug 26 '26

No! Math is blue!

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u/CardiologistOld9036 Aug 26 '26

No, math is blue, history is red, science is green, and English is yellow.

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u/exSKEUsme Aug 27 '26

English is blue cuz it calmed me down as the only subject I was good at, history is yellow because the land on maps were yellow 🫠 math red cuz it angers me.

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u/Alectheawesome23 Aug 26 '26

Nah math is blue social studies is red

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u/Safe-Celebration-220 Aug 26 '26

Or blue. But green?!?!?

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u/CMDRSenpaiMeme Aug 27 '26

Math is yellow, sorry. Science is blue and English is green. Red is for social studies/history

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u/okcafe Aug 27 '26

FONALLY SOMEONE GETS IT

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u/GloriousChickenStrip Aug 27 '26

Math is yellow, english purple or blue, social studies red or orange and science green

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u/kellyk311 Aug 27 '26

This is the way.

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u/pcapdata Aug 27 '26

For me it’s blue but younger child says it’s red too!

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u/GrunchWeefer Aug 27 '26

Math is red or maybe orange. English is blue. Social studies could also potentially be blue but it's also a good fit for yellow. Science is 100% green.

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u/Ezekeal Aug 27 '26

Red folders add math skills. Red hats remove them.

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u/Ressy02 Aug 27 '26

We didn’t take color theory, we lived through color theory

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u/CumbersomeNugget Aug 27 '26

Purpley also acceptable.

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u/Helpful-Bat-1455 Aug 27 '26

Math is yellow.

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u/Jedi_Of_Kashyyyk Aug 27 '26

Woah, Math is green for sure, maybe blue. Red? Red is for English/Literature!

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u/Mateorabi Aug 27 '26

No the red folders are for loading and unloading only. 

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u/MusicalPigeon Aug 27 '26

My middle school had math as black. Language Arts was red. In elementary school Language Arts was blue, but I don't remember what color math was back then.

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u/Street-Pirate-327 Aug 27 '26

Green-Science
Red-Math
Blue- English
Brown or Orange- History
Idk why this makes sense but it does

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u/Carbon-Base Aug 28 '26

A Pirate I can agree with!

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u/Divinus_Venandi Aug 27 '26

Math is blue. Social Studies / History is red. Science is green, English is purple. I can't remember what I used yellow and orange for, so they must not be important

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u/ktm1128 Aug 28 '26

this guy maths

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u/Equivalent-Doubt-101 Aug 28 '26

yea its either red or blue i dont care, science is GREEN

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u/kaylaarayee Aug 28 '26

I always thought math was blue lol

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u/Fluid-Text-3425 Aug 29 '26

Math is obviously red

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u/Pibbed Aug 29 '26

Always red!!! Yes

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u/eye-sea-watt-yew-did Aug 30 '26

For my daughter , Math is blue Red is Deutsch green is social studies purple is music. But we live in Germany so Im sure its different.

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u/McKenzieC Aug 30 '26

The reasoning is simple. Math draws blood. Red notebook/folder hides the blood

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u/universallymade Aug 26 '26

Why would Math be red? Red is for Reading class

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u/Left-Device2656 Aug 26 '26

Since when was math red. Worlds gone to crap

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u/Chaos-Wayfarer Aug 26 '26

Well that’s one I haven’t heard yet! 

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u/Argentum1909 Aug 26 '26

Everyone knows math is blue!

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u/BarderBetterFaster Aug 26 '26

Only people that enjoy it. The haters use red.

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u/Yummi_913 Aug 26 '26

Lmao this is so interesting because I switched math from red to blue when I started liking it and getting good grades. Red then went to history because of all the wars, death, and struggle.

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u/OmniferousSwan Aug 27 '26

I find it fascinating that we are assigning it not only different colors, but for different reasons. Like I never even considered that people would assign a physical meaning to the colors they chose, math just "tastes" blue to me.

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u/universallymade Aug 26 '26

Social Studies is Blue. Science is Purple. Math is Green

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u/YamAggravating8449 Aug 26 '26

Yes! Math is blue.

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u/PurpleKrill Aug 26 '26

English should be blue! Or geography.

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u/sansebast Aug 26 '26

This was immediately what I said 😂

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u/speelingwrror Aug 26 '26

I’m not going to be afraid anymore. I USED GREEN FOR MATH

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u/CantTouchKevinG Aug 27 '26

Downvoted for terrorism

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u/B_r__0k__3___n Aug 27 '26

Me too! Blue is for science, and red is for English! Green is for math!

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u/speelingwrror Aug 27 '26

woah woah woah we are not the same-- Please everyone be aware, I'm not with this person! I had blue=Language Arts, Red=Science, Green=Math

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u/B_r__0k__3___n Aug 28 '26

Y'know what? As long you aren't using blue for math, I can compromise lol

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u/PurpleWildfire Aug 26 '26

Call me crazy but I always chose green for math, maybe bc it was my favorite color and favorite class

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u/fazbear123456 Aug 27 '26

same except my reasoning is I for some reason associated it with money, and bills = green

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u/86cinnamons Aug 26 '26

Well that’s just cute so I’ll allow it

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u/froggies92997 Aug 26 '26

No, math IS the best class (but blue is for math, which was my favorite color at the time).

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u/poem_for_your_snog Aug 26 '26

The word mortified means embarrassed/ashamed, jsyk.

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u/DoingBestWeCan Aug 26 '26

They were ashamed that they sent their kid to a school so clearly run by incompetent people. 

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u/somekindagibberish Aug 27 '26

I see mortified used nearly every day on reddit, always incorrectly.

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u/accord281 Aug 27 '26

So...I still used it properly is what you're saying?

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u/poem_for_your_snog Aug 27 '26

If you're saying that you were embarrassed on behalf of the school, then absolutely!

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u/BalfazarTheWise Aug 26 '26

Math has always been green

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u/pkmnrt Aug 26 '26

Makes sense, because math is green

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u/cucumberoll Aug 26 '26

Mortified means embarrassed, just by the way

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u/LandofRy Aug 26 '26

I always think of math as green.

Maybe it's because of excel.

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u/HappyAstronaut7 Aug 26 '26

Why were you embarrassed? What’s embarrassing about that?

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u/SLeonaTA Aug 26 '26

WTF? Everyone knows math is red!!

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u/FullMoonTwist Aug 26 '26

Why would schools mandate any color for a subject 😭 What a pointless thing to exert control over.

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u/AntonSugarwater Aug 27 '26

They don’t.

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u/BarderBetterFaster Aug 26 '26

Math is blue if you're good at it.

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u/86cinnamons Aug 26 '26

Disgusting. Disgraceful. Shut the whole thing down.

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u/thesilentbob123 Aug 26 '26

Math is red tho

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u/No_Ebb5965 Aug 26 '26

Math is blue, science is green, english is red and history is yellow.

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u/Just-Like-My-Opinion Aug 26 '26

Are they crazy????? Math is RED!!

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u/ArgonWilde Aug 26 '26

I can see how this aligns in the US. As green is money, and money is math 🤷

I honestly had no idea that subjects had colours... Other than the school of science at my university being coloured purple, which is great.

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u/seanwdragon1983 Aug 26 '26

Internet show called smartypants just had yhis discussion: what color are ypur core 4 subjects at school? No consensus.

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u/SubstantialTrip9670 Aug 26 '26

Wait. Is this a school mandated thing or unspoken rule I don't know about? Back in my day, all my folders were Lisa Frank.

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u/whyyunozoidberg Aug 26 '26

Math is red.

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u/CoasterThot Aug 26 '26

No! Math is red! English is purple! Purple like purple prose!

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u/Positpostit Aug 27 '26

Everyone knows math is red

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u/MaleficentPlate69 Aug 27 '26

Mortified to simply go out and buy a green folder for a few bugs?

You must be fun at parties.

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u/rolexb Aug 27 '26

Looks like you need a red folder for English because you don't know what mortified means.

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u/biggiebag Aug 26 '26

You were embarrassed?

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u/zinten789 Aug 27 '26

Why were you embarrassed that green was for math?

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u/mirroracleworker Aug 27 '26

Why were you embarrassed?

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