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Well, y'all, this old Cajun decided to sacrifice a Goldflower Frog Poison roll for science! 😂

31.4% THC | 3.30% Terpenes | 1g Flower

I've bought my share of pre-rolls from different Florida dispensaries, and some left me wondering if I paid for flower or fancy rolling paper!

But these Goldflower rolls have been looking mighty impressive, so I figured I'd cut one open and see what's really inside!

I ain't claiming they're the best in Florida, just the best this old Cajun has personally come across!

Watch the video and judge for yourself. Anybody found something better?

I'll put a couple pics in the comments

Laissez les bons temps rouler! 🐸⚜️

Beautiful is an understatement. Effects are perfect for after work. The smell stings your nose like straight candy gas. Flying in the sky right now with a couple hits. Im not saying this is THE best ganja I’ve came across in my times but damn it’s up there. I purchased this in the eighth the last drop and was amazed. This is definitely worth the price in my opinion. I’ve been cutting back a little bit on the smoke and came to realize that I enjoy my bud so much more and the effects just hit. Plan on savoring this jar for a while. No wake n bakes, get through the day and blaze up. To clarify, I’m just a stoner who loves bud. So much 710/flowery hate in here lol had to share some photos of those huge nuggets 🔥

Grabbed 14g of this stuff off the $15 menu. They stopped letting me use the FLCD coupon on top.. I guess we had a good run. Budtender informed me “We can’t use it on $15 menu anymore” 👎. Had a $5 reward anyway so it came out to $55.

Pretty unique smell it’s very lemony and fruity, with a hint of fuel. Medium hybrid feel. Ripping apart nice and doughy, and the other $15 strains recently were drier in my experience.

Decent pickup

I know at least one other person that did the same thing I did. Was looking for a new vape at Trulieve.com yesterday saw a proxy kit for $35 and ordered it. The order ended up at $270, when I chatted with support they suggested I take screenshots and go into the store to pay $35 so I did. Shout out to Brandon for helping me out! I needed a device bad, thanks Trulieve. $31 for the proxy out the door and a $20 gram for $51 total. I know we poke fun at Trulieve from time to time but they are a legend for this one in my book.

why do people bring their spouses or significant others into the dispensary as guests knowing you cannot talk or have any influence on the sale, just to get mad at the budtender for it? serious question.

(I did not vape inside the arena)

Just recently moved back to South FL from Colorado after 10 years.

🔥🚀flavor and smells like grape cake head from Jb to me …I’ll take better pics Tommorow 🫡

No strain info, nothing really concrete when I search for it. Hate they do this stuff.

Little diff but has zkittles taste in there somewhere not bad for flavor lover 🤙

The 2 new strains I was waiting on finally came out today and I snagged a quarter of each first thing this morning. I'll review the other one later, but for now, this is Cherry Seinfeld. Its lineage is pretty awesome and the reason I wanted to try it. Its Perm Marker x (Red Pop x Apples and Bananas #9). This baby is coated in trichs and a colorful array of greens and purples.

The nose on it is a sweet cherry and maybe strawberry type smell with a touch of gas. The flavor is damn near the same, but with a bit of an earthy pine subtlety in the backend. Buds aren't super dense. They are one of the better cures I have had. Leaves your fingers oily and sticky.

The effects have me rating this as one of my favorites ive tried in awhile. Super stoney and leaves me with dry and squinty eyes. Indica leaning for me, but not lock down, just super fucking stoned lmao. Gives me some munchies too. Does help a lot with anxiety and some with the pain and leaves me still functional.

Top 3 terps are D-Limonene, E-Caryophyllene, Linalool

THC: 32.3%

Terps: 3.9%

D9: 2.33

This one is very gassy and is very nice imo flavor translates pretty well tingles the nostrils 👃 hairs it’s more of a head high rating 8/10

Almost missed posting this! Til I saw the pics I took🔥🔥 wow, this beautiful strains appearance is great! Some how I manage to get the same pic (4-6) minutes apart, in between other buds and shots 🤣 and still came back to that bud in a few different angles 😆🔥 beautiful trichomes and colors to it, glad I can share! 2nd time buying and still fire! Deff repeat buy for me! Nose and taste translates to a sweet banana fuel, banana isn’t overpowering and smoking‼️ overall great! Not tha heaviest, similar to grape gas on effects but will smack you! Too good

What ya think bout tha close ups? 🧐🔍

I always look at the top two terpenes and log what they are, in order. These strains were the only time I ever found said combos. You ever find a rare combo? Post about it here! What was the two-terp combo, what strain was it, where did you get it, and when was it from?

PINENE-CARYOPHYLLENE (Lemon Cherry Kush, AYR, June 2025)

OCIMENE-LINALOOL (SoFlo Kerosene, RISE, November 2025)

OCIMENE-LIMONENE (Cascade Orange #5, GOLDFLOWER, August 2026)

TERPINOLENE-LIMONENE (Silver Spoon, TRULIEVE, August 2025)

TERPINOLENE-TERPINENE (White Durban, RISE, February 2026)

TERPINOLENE-BISABOLOL (Night Owl Haze, RISE, October 2025)

LIMONENE-PHELLANDRENE (Country Cookies, CURALEAF, January 2026)

MYRCENE-PHELLANDRENE (Baba Yaga, CURALEAF, March 2026)

CARYOPHYLLENE-3_CARENE (OZ Kush, TRULIEVE, March 2026)

- I notice Rise seems to have the highest chance for wildcard terp combos but as you can see it's all over the place.

- I've never heard of phellandrene outside of those two Curaleaf strains and have never seen it elsewhere nor since.

- Despite seeing Pinene as a secondary often, I never saw it with caryophyllene right after outside of that one time.

- The bisabolol was 0.6% in that Night Owl Haze; I have never seen it that high in any strain regardless of sequence.

- I have only ever seen terpinene and 3-carene in very small quantities and found those finds to be quite interesting.

4% myrcene

Y’all remember that movie WALL-E, where everybody’s floating around in those chairs without a care in the world? 😂

Well, that's about how this Frog Poison has me feeling from the shoulders up! Very heady, relaxed, and just floating along without a worry.

The dry draw was very earthy, and the smoke hasn't been harsh one bit. Smooth sailing so far! I'm also really enjoying the quartz tip I transferred over from the sacrificial roll. Waste not, want not, cher! 😂

Now, the metal hardware in this old Cajun’s ankle and pelvis is acting up tonight, but it seems to be helping a little with the pain so far. I'm just waiting to see if any more effects kick in.

So far, my head's on vacation, and my metal may finally be getting the memo! 🐸⚜️

The Rucker #1

The Rucker #1 is another example of why I’ve been disappointed with Flowery lately. Too much focus on looks and not enough on what actually matters. The bud can look amazing all day, but when there’s no real flavor, the effects don’t last, and the legs just aren’t there, what’s the point? Flowery has seriously gone downhill recently. Honestly, if they didn’t have those big-name brands under their umbrella carrying the reputation for them, I feel like they’d be a pretty sorry company on their own lol.

Tried using on the 80$ for 2 trupods and a trustik. Budtender said that the discount wouldn’t work. Pretty whack. No explanation just it’s not working. Trulieve sucks. Rant over

Would explain all the brand new accounts straight dick riding and randomly talking about how the flowery is the best dispensary in the state

Stop the jokes and the bullshit. People come on here for genuine advice…

Why scam, lie and make them pay $60 1/8th

/rant over.

Doing a card renew gettting a 1/2 that’s $110 need to spend at least $40 more and what I need is a day time cart for work hours so a sativa would probably be best but open to whatever. I only vape at work so to keep stress and anxiety down

so they gatekeep the flower behind a tiered reward system first, than once available to the public they refuse to apply the card renewal discount of $75. They said no new strains 😆 😂.

Please Eden update your website to reflect this.

Please flcannabisdeals add this to the discount page.

Genetics: Pavé x Gastro Pop #12 ( by Compound Genetics )

I've actually had this strain a faw times before. I had some Grassroots smalls of this strain ( mid af ), an RSO syringe ( potent af ) & I did also try this from MÜV as Live Rosin when they dropped their Hyphen Pod hardware to compete with ( and be interchangeable ) with the Modpod batteries & pods. I did enjoy the strain as rosin but the hardware I used was straight cheeks. So now it's time to give Facetz a proper Solventless send with the Kodo Pro + Ceramic Core combo. 🤙🏾

Review

Nose: 3.75/5. Straight up skunk, gassy & dank rosin cart vibes. Heavier emphasis on the straight terpy gassy notes overall especially after it's been vaped. And it smells really good. Like I was genuinely kinda taken aback by this portion, and I wish it was one of those carts where the smell lingered around for a bit longer. 💨

Taste: 4.5/5. This cart tastes straight up delicious. It's not often when I'll say one of these Curaleaf Rosin carts will wow me on the flavor ( outside of Orange Z & the terpinolene forward hitters ). This one however actually surprised me in the best way possible by providing pretty flavorful and prominent flavors after vaping it a few times. Starts off VERY gassy on the inhale, with more of the same and some sweetness due to the myrcene on the retro. Definitely a tastier solventless Cura-cart for sure. 🍽

Effects: 4.5/5. I wasn't sure what to expect from this section. The Grassroots smalls I had of this strain were pretty, mid. And the same could be said for MÜV's Solventless Hyphen Pod when I tried it a few months ago. Now i don't know if it's because of the battery combo, or the fact that it's Select's oil in the hardware over "the Essence's" solventless oil, but this was a MUCH better experience as far as the effects are concerned. Starts off very uplifting and VERY heavily relaxing due to the myrcene. Did a very sufficient job of easing tension in my muscles, while also calming the mind and promoting a much more calming and heavier couch lock sensation. Definitely a "use at night" rosin cart for me. But it is also VERY heavy on the munchies, so be mindful & don't eat all yo snaccs late at night. 🫠

Legs: 3.75/5. 50 min. 🔥

Overall: 4.125/5. This was a MUCH better experience with this strain. Idk what happened to the Grassroots smalls, but I knew that it would be a better strain once it was dialed in more. To me, this rosin cart is definitely one of the more tastier options I've tried from Curaleaf as far as their Ceramic Cores go. And after vaping strains like Tarts, Triple Stack & Mimosa Kush Mints, it was nice to see a "newer" strain deliver right out the gate for flavors. I think that the effects are great to me, and those effects have the typical Rosin cart longevity for my area. So all in all, this is imo a very solid rosin cart, and I'll definitely be grabbing this again so I can have portable mega pain relief to help regulate myself into dreamland. Ty for the fire Solventless cart Austin! 🙏🏾💯

Stay Solventless Sub. 💨

Nice looking nugs. Good cure. Sticky, spongy, no complaints there. Burns nicely.

Smells like Cinnamon/Orange and you can pick it up on the retrohale also.

Happy and functional high with decent legs (90 min).

8.5/10 for me big fan of this one.

Thanks for the blessings from Jah today

After smoking on the Vapes all day I like to come home to some indica

So I rolled me up a blunt of some Witch D

This is always been one of my favorites what made it even more of a blessing the last time I had it it was probably under 20% now it's 26% THC

and what a perfect name for the holiday 🎃