Picked up 14gs (14.20g 😂) this last Friday for $55, which is insane. The terp profile was basically my perfect match so I took a gamble.

The Watermelon Gelato I got from Goldflower was pretty good, nothing crazy and Runna Gyal was basically the opposite of what I like. I gotta say this is amazing for the price.

THC: 25.8%

Total Terpenes: 2.93%

​D-Limonene: 0.710%

Beta-Caryophyllene: 0.580%

Linalool: 0.470%

Alpha-Humulene: 0.165%

Effects: B+

The limonene really shines here's, clear headed and uplifting. Zero drag but at the same time not energetic. I smoked a 1.5g doink with a couple friends and it kept everyone talking and just having a good time. No body effects really to speak of.

Bag / Smell: B+

The zoap comes out aroma wise. I feel like I have had so many Z crosses that I don't know what it smells like anyways. For me zoap smells like sweet Irish spring bar soap and it definitely shows here. Nice large buds, Goldflower seems to always do great with the flower presention in my experience. It couldn't have been louder, but nothing is very loud down here.

Grind / Roll / Smoke: A-

Kinetic sand test texture, very sticky. Smoked great! Really smooth, soapy sweet and gassy. I could slowly smoke a doink all night, very pleasant. The homies were big fans as well.

Verdict:

For me personally, I don't know how to beat this for this price point. Cookies has some really good $15 options but none of them touched this, Gary Payton was close when it went for $15 a few months back but the bag appeal wasn't even close. This put Goldflower on the radar for me again, I'll be on lookout for more $55/$65 1/2oz strains moving forward.

This one is very gassy and is very nice imo flavor translates pretty well tingles the nostrils 👃 hairs it’s more of a head high rating 8/10

Almost missed posting this! Til I saw the pics I took🔥🔥 wow, this beautiful strains appearance is great! Some how I manage to get the same pic (4-6) minutes apart, in between other buds and shots 🤣 and still came back to that bud in a few different angles 😆🔥 beautiful trichomes and colors to it, glad I can share! 2nd time buying and still fire! Deff repeat buy for me! Nose and taste translates to a sweet banana fuel, banana isn’t overpowering and smoking‼️ overall great! Not tha heaviest, similar to grape gas on effects but will smack you! Too good

What ya think bout tha close ups? 🧐🔍

I always look at the top two terpenes and log what they are, in order. These strains were the only time I ever found said combos. You ever find a rare combo? Post about it here! What was the two-terp combo, what strain was it, where did you get it, and when was it from?

PINENE-CARYOPHYLLENE (Lemon Cherry Kush, AYR, June 2025)

OCIMENE-LINALOOL (SoFlo Kerosene, RISE, November 2025)

OCIMENE-LIMONENE (Cascade Orange #5, GOLDFLOWER, August 2026)

TERPINOLENE-LIMONENE (Silver Spoon, TRULIEVE, August 2025)

TERPINOLENE-TERPINENE (White Durban, RISE, February 2026)

TERPINOLENE-BISABOLOL (Night Owl Haze, RISE, October 2025)

LIMONENE-PHELLANDRENE (Country Cookies, CURALEAF, January 2026)

MYRCENE-PHELLANDRENE (Baba Yaga, CURALEAF, March 2026)

CARYOPHYLLENE-3_CARENE (OZ Kush, TRULIEVE, March 2026)

- I notice Rise seems to have the highest chance for wildcard terp combos but as you can see it's all over the place.

- I've never heard of phellandrene outside of those two Curaleaf strains and have never seen it elsewhere nor since.

- Despite seeing Pinene as a secondary often, I never saw it with caryophyllene right after outside of that one time.

- The bisabolol was 0.6% in that Night Owl Haze; I have never seen it that high in any strain regardless of sequence.

- I have only ever seen terpinene and 3-carene in very small quantities and found those finds to be quite interesting.

This orange juice Mac is mmmm mmm goodt!! It’s a sativa but a sativa I can handle without getting anxious, doesn’t smoke like a sativa more like a 50/50 to me … but the nose on this is so dam good… got that citrus funk to it with a little cheesiness on the back end🥴🥴🫶…. Gold flower is crazy good compared to most dispos I been too ( styropyro YT in the background playing😂)

It's hard coming up with new descriptions as everyone tends to be great and on point for me, this is another one.

great earthy gassy and sweet terps. The smoke translates more to a old school green weed Cush. The OG in this stands out effects wise as well.

Got 2 8ths of this and 2 8ths of red hots on sale with the half ounce deal. GREAT SCOOP 😌🔥⛽️👌🍭🍇

7.8 out of 10.🤙

COA in comments.

I know at least one other person that did the same thing I did. Was looking for a new vape at Trulieve.com yesterday saw a proxy kit for $35 and ordered it. The order ended up at $270, when I chatted with support they suggested I take screenshots and go into the store to pay $35 so I did. Shout out to Brandon for helping me out! I needed a device bad, thanks Trulieve. $31 for the proxy out the door and a $20 gram for $51 total. I know we poke fun at Trulieve from time to time but they are a legend for this one in my book.

4% myrcene

Y’all remember that movie WALL-E, where everybody’s floating around in those chairs without a care in the world? 😂

Well, that's about how this Frog Poison has me feeling from the shoulders up! Very heady, relaxed, and just floating along without a worry.

The dry draw was very earthy, and the smoke hasn't been harsh one bit. Smooth sailing so far! I'm also really enjoying the quartz tip I transferred over from the sacrificial roll. Waste not, want not, cher! 😂

Now, the metal hardware in this old Cajun’s ankle and pelvis is acting up tonight, but it seems to be helping a little with the pain so far. I'm just waiting to see if any more effects kick in.

So far, my head's on vacation, and my metal may finally be getting the memo! 🐸⚜️

Little diff but has zkittles taste in there somewhere not bad for flavor lover 🤙

No strain info, nothing really concrete when I search for it. Hate they do this stuff.

🔥🚀flavor and smells like grape cake head from Jb to me …I’ll take better pics Tommorow 🫡

Doing a card renew gettting a 1/2 that’s $110 need to spend at least $40 more and what I need is a day time cart for work hours so a sativa would probably be best but open to whatever. I only vape at work so to keep stress and anxiety down

Genetics: Pavé x Gastro Pop #12 ( by Compound Genetics )

I've actually had this strain a faw times before. I had some Grassroots smalls of this strain ( mid af ), an RSO syringe ( potent af ) & I did also try this from MÜV as Live Rosin when they dropped their Hyphen Pod hardware to compete with ( and be interchangeable ) with the Modpod batteries & pods. I did enjoy the strain as rosin but the hardware I used was straight cheeks. So now it's time to give Facetz a proper Solventless send with the Kodo Pro + Ceramic Core combo. 🤙🏾

Review

Nose: 3.75/5. Straight up skunk, gassy & dank rosin cart vibes. Heavier emphasis on the straight terpy gassy notes overall especially after it's been vaped. And it smells really good. Like I was genuinely kinda taken aback by this portion, and I wish it was one of those carts where the smell lingered around for a bit longer. 💨

Taste: 4.5/5. This cart tastes straight up delicious. It's not often when I'll say one of these Curaleaf Rosin carts will wow me on the flavor ( outside of Orange Z & the terpinolene forward hitters ). This one however actually surprised me in the best way possible by providing pretty flavorful and prominent flavors after vaping it a few times. Starts off VERY gassy on the inhale, with more of the same and some sweetness due to the myrcene on the retro. Definitely a tastier solventless Cura-cart for sure. 🍽

Effects: 4.5/5. I wasn't sure what to expect from this section. The Grassroots smalls I had of this strain were pretty, mid. And the same could be said for MÜV's Solventless Hyphen Pod when I tried it a few months ago. Now i don't know if it's because of the battery combo, or the fact that it's Select's oil in the hardware over "the Essence's" solventless oil, but this was a MUCH better experience as far as the effects are concerned. Starts off very uplifting and VERY heavily relaxing due to the myrcene. Did a very sufficient job of easing tension in my muscles, while also calming the mind and promoting a much more calming and heavier couch lock sensation. Definitely a "use at night" rosin cart for me. But it is also VERY heavy on the munchies, so be mindful & don't eat all yo snaccs late at night. 🫠

Legs: 3.75/5. 50 min. 🔥

Overall: 4.125/5. This was a MUCH better experience with this strain. Idk what happened to the Grassroots smalls, but I knew that it would be a better strain once it was dialed in more. To me, this rosin cart is definitely one of the more tastier options I've tried from Curaleaf as far as their Ceramic Cores go. And after vaping strains like Tarts, Triple Stack & Mimosa Kush Mints, it was nice to see a "newer" strain deliver right out the gate for flavors. I think that the effects are great to me, and those effects have the typical Rosin cart longevity for my area. So all in all, this is imo a very solid rosin cart, and I'll definitely be grabbing this again so I can have portable mega pain relief to help regulate myself into dreamland. Ty for the fire Solventless cart Austin! 🙏🏾💯

Stay Solventless Sub. 💨

Tried using on the 80$ for 2 trupods and a trustik. Budtender said that the discount wouldn’t work. Pretty whack. No explanation just it’s not working. Trulieve sucks. Rant over

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Well, y'all, this old Cajun decided to sacrifice a Goldflower Frog Poison roll for science! 😂

31.4% THC | 3.30% Terpenes | 1g Flower

I've bought my share of pre-rolls from different Florida dispensaries, and some left me wondering if I paid for flower or fancy rolling paper!

But these Goldflower rolls have been looking mighty impressive, so I figured I'd cut one open and see what's really inside!

I ain't claiming they're the best in Florida, just the best this old Cajun has personally come across!

Watch the video and judge for yourself. Anybody found something better?

I'll put a couple pics in the comments

Laissez les bons temps rouler! 🐸⚜️

Thinking about building my ounce for 180 at cookies and just wanted some suggestions on strains that I hadn’t tried yet.

My current selection is 2 eighths of each of these 4 strains:
• Blue Dream
• Blueberry Banana
• Banana Bread
• Hollywood

I’ve had Blueberry Banana and Banana Bread before and know they’re both great, so I’m happy to grab those again. I haven’t tried Blue Dream or Hollywood yet, though.
For anyone who’s tried Blue Dream or Hollywood, how were they in terms of effects, flavor, and overall quality? Are they worth trying, or would you swap either of them for something else?

Appreciate any input! 🙏

Grabbed 14g of this stuff off the $15 menu. They stopped letting me use the FLCD coupon on top.. I guess we had a good run. Budtender informed me “We can’t use it on $15 menu anymore” 👎. Had a $5 reward anyway so it came out to $55.

Pretty unique smell it’s very lemony and fruity, with a hint of fuel. Medium hybrid feel. Ripping apart nice and doughy, and the other $15 strains recently were drier in my experience.

Decent pickup

I picked up fantasy melons (left) animal face (right)

I wanna start of with my first time trying RISE i love wax but the best wax i had besides this was cookies, ayr🍪 so my opinion isn’t a “connoisseur” type one

Start of with fantasy melons the taste is so pure so good and it all hits me like a truck i have nothing bad to say about it. Now this animal face i LOVE i honestly just started picking up indica strains with weed but never concentrate.. End of the night this wax GETS IT DONE!! My legs my body everything feels so good and the taste is just phenomenal it kinda taste like a frosted animal cookie a little.

Also I picked up a DONUT TRIP live rosin cart off first hit was actually horrible i went inside to get a replacement i never got a replacement just off horrible taste but i had to.. it was disgusting the rise service got that taken care for me no problem and very understanding. I replaced it with a Lemon fresh live rosin and that thing is so good It tastes so good and flavorful for a Live rosin and not just weedy but the Leg effects are there.

PS : the closest rise to me is 45 minutes but i will say the 50% of 3+ concentrates is such a good deal and also they gave me a ice pack 🫪 That may be normal but for me it made me feel good 🤣🤣 Honestly nothing bad to say in this review.

Thanks for the blessings from Jah today

After smoking on the Vapes all day I like to come home to some indica

So I rolled me up a blunt of some Witch D

This is always been one of my favorites what made it even more of a blessing the last time I had it it was probably under 20% now it's 26% THC

and what a perfect name for the holiday 🎃

Go this grinder & after rolling a joint I realized it tasted a bit off only to find tiny specs of paint (yellow & blue) in the bud itself. (I dumped out the bud in a separate (obviously older) grinder to make sure the colors were there)

I’m concerned because I grinded up majority of my 8th with that into pre rolls so they may all be contaminated now.

Ps. The grinder is nice looking tho

Unless I am missing something, the Trulieve app does not show terpene profiles for flower. That is where I buy my flower since it is close by. I decided to look into MÜV since it is also close and saw that every listing for flower had the terpene profile. This is extremely helpful since I am now getting into specific results, e.g., muscle pain, sleep, etc. and find it extremely helpful to be able to pinpoint the terpene mix (MÜV) vs relying on a description of effects (Trulieve). Which other dispensaries do y’all use that show terpene profiles?

Glacier(Permanent Marker x Lazer Gun)

Purchased with the 4/100 because I’ve been slowly trying out anything that goes through the sale rotation.

First Gram Impression:

The smell when opening up the bag, is like a Glacier Freeze Gatorade and funky soap. Soft sticky nugs, about 6 chunky ones to the Q. Flavor is very soap forward with a slight candy on the end.

Fully medicated, heavy eyes. Very relaxing off a g hand roll. May be great a daytime smoke for high anxiety or just to take a relaxing breather. Definitely melted away the migraine I’ve been fighting.