r/DnDcirclejerk • u/Limping_for_e-girls • 7h ago

KILL ALL WARLOCKS

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249 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

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u/Choice-Ad-5897 6h ago

Spell slots? In my Eldritch Blast and high charisma rp simulator?

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u/sir_revsbud 2h ago

A goblin in my short rest? Repelling Blast goes brrr.

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u/dyelogue Vored by Toothy Maw 7h ago

They have taken us for absolute fools

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u/jUG0504 5h ago

me after casting one (1) spell:

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u/Brewer_Matt "Mental Health and Stuff" Degree Haver 5h ago

I'm such a smart boy. I sold my soul for Moderate Pew-Pew, Magical SFX: The Cantrip, Sleepytime, and Armor Goes Brrrr.

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u/DaqCity 7h ago

Why need spell slots when Cantrip goes brrrrr?

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u/ChemyChems 3h ago

Found a pic of you~

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u/ChemyChems 3h ago

It is our burden, our cross to hear, our albatross around the neck, for being one of the best classes.

Easily top 13.

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u/Over_Comfortable_854 6h ago

This is why warlocks in my dnd campaign mantain slots gained at lower levels. It's that simple

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u/karanas The DMs job is to gaslight 6h ago

You should start a dnd YouTube channel

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u/amazegamer64 5h ago

Is there a more scathing insult than this?

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u/Dovahstal 4h ago

Still better than doing a long rest after every, fucking, fight