r/CuratedTumblr • TeaTimetumblr • 11h ago

Shitposting Trapped in the Prison of the Plot

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u/No-Supermarket-6065 Gin-soaked, semi-literate munchkin 8h ago

Man I sure love my wise old mentor being around forever to give me as much training as I ever need to learn. It'll be so nice to leave his grounds when I'm ready to face the villains and not a second later. Don't know what he keeps talking about with there being "some day I shall have to stand on my own" or whatevs. Oh hey, that guy in black armor walking toward us looks super weak. I bet the old man can whoop his ass.

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u/PrettyPinkPonyPrince 7h ago

Huh. My mentor actually defeated the armored guy really easily. 

I guess that just shows how effective his training will be when I leave to find the ancient artifact he asked for.

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u/No-Supermarket-6065 Gin-soaked, semi-literate munchkin 7h ago

sorry I don't get this one, what's the bit?

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u/Relevant-Fox-7114 6h ago

The mentor is evil

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u/No-Supermarket-6065 Gin-soaked, semi-literate munchkin 6h ago

Ah, naturally

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u/IrvingIV 5h ago edited 5h ago

Does your mentor wield a Shovel?