Man, I've been fighting this evil tyrant now for the last fifteen minutes, and he just...won't...stop with the whole, "Give into your anger!" rant. Like, my guy, we've spent this entire fight in the shadows because you won't spring for replacement lightbulbs, and I'm not drowning in despair, I'm just wearing all black because its laundry day and I didn't want to show up to our big moment with visible stains. Striking you down isn't out of revenge, I'm just hangry and looking forward to a sandwich after this!
He sounds like the sort of foe who would call your sandwich a hero like it's some kind of symbolism. Meanwhile you grabbed whatever bread was left at the bakery and slapped together that sandwich without any heroic intent.
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u/Successful_Ebb_7402 12h ago
Man, I've been fighting this evil tyrant now for the last fifteen minutes, and he just...won't...stop with the whole, "Give into your anger!" rant. Like, my guy, we've spent this entire fight in the shadows because you won't spring for replacement lightbulbs, and I'm not drowning in despair, I'm just wearing all black because its laundry day and I didn't want to show up to our big moment with visible stains. Striking you down isn't out of revenge, I'm just hangry and looking forward to a sandwich after this!