r/CuratedTumblr • u/GinaWhite_tt TeaTimetumblr • 11h ago

Shitposting Trapped in the Prison of the Plot

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u/pearlmiyua 10h ago

Guys, you’re really overdoing the whole narrative symbolism thing. I’m just trying to relax and enjoy a chill day at the beach, so could somebody please shut off that super intense theme music I’m hearing?

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u/Rio_Walker 10h ago

Dude, there is a guy with a blue bottle across his chest and he's approaching way too fast.
Maybe you shouldn't have fallen asleep next to a guard tower...

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u/DropoutRedMage 9h ago

Hey! I don't work here!

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u/Sennten 9h ago

And if I did I wouldnt save your kid

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u/Alarming-Sale-6291 1h ago

Hey! I don't work here, but maybe I should~!

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u/atomiccheese911 50m ago

Save my kid?

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u/Alarming-Sale-6291 49m ago

No, get a job 🤗