r/CrazyIdeas • • 6h ago

A salute to the psychopaths who continually decide to put the cooking directions on the bottom of the take-and-bake pizza box.

36 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 9h ago

Drug that causes extreme dysphoria

31 Upvotes

People who've tried heroin or other strong narcotics report that it felt so indescribably amazing and euphoric that nothing else in life can compare and everything other than being high feels bad now.

What if there was a drug that causes the opposite effect and makes you feel insufferably terrible for a few hours so everything else in life feels much better comparatively? Nothing could go wrong!


r/CrazyIdeas • • 5h ago

Hear me out

4 Upvotes

String cheese but longer much longer


r/CrazyIdeas • • 12h ago

As soon as GTA VI comes out we should all post how bad the game is and upvote the posts as much as possible, just to give the illusion that it sucks to everyone in work

11 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 7m ago

A Halloween themed jogging fitness app that tracks your movement

• Upvotes

BUT you have to wear listening devices like earbuds. You can hear zombies or some terrifying entity chasing after you. The audio is 3D/360° and binaural, so it sounds much more realistic. It also scans your environment so if you move to the left, the audio is heard more from your right, vice versa. The slower you get, the louder the monster becomes, as if it's catching up to you. The sound design would also have to be really high quality. Thr monsters are also relentless, but you can mark a destination on a map as a safehouse. When you arrive then you're finally safe. And you can also connect to a server to do co-op runs with friends. So instead of being alone, you can also have a buddy to run with from zombies


r/CrazyIdeas • • 1h ago

I badly wish these news debate panelists had consequences for going out of topic.

• Upvotes

I come across these random debates on the news with these so-called experts who blabber nonsense and derail the conversation into something else other than the main topic. It's really frustrating as a neutral viewer to actually understand the truth.

So in future, I propose an alternative. Each panelist must wear a shock ring on their finger. And each time they lie or derail the topic info a propaganda statement, an AI block should show a fact check and offer a demerit point to a panelist. If the panelist continues to lie and derail the topic 3 times in the debate the shock ring should activate and shock the panelist. Nobody wants their f\*cking opinion. The same should be done to news journalists who blurt out opinions instead of facts.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 16h ago

Bananas!

14 Upvotes

Everyone gets one banana per day for free. Can do whatever he wants with it.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 20h ago

What if an official agency periodically sent out "scam" SMS messages, and then informed and sent info packages to the people who fell for them?

24 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 12h ago

DVD commentary of the Harold and Kumar movies by Cheech and Chong

3 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

A 12 screen movie theater playing the same movie on all screens, but in 10 minute intervals. So you can take a bathroom break, take a phone call, get snacks, etc and just jump back in where you left off.

93 Upvotes

Maybe an app that knows when you walked and tells you which theater to head to.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 12h ago

Arrange simultaneous job interviews with two companies that use AI interviewers. Encourage them to outbid one another for your services

2 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

Everyone with the same first name now share a single, collective bank account.

53 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

What if Tinder but for friendships, and you have to match with 2 people to meet.

237 Upvotes

I think the 3 people requirement promotes more platonic meetups. Yeah I know things can just as easily develop from there, but it works perfectly for an app that's focused on finding friends and hanging out

I noticed that people are more open when they're not just talking to one stranger. Adding a 3rd party keeps the conversation flowing better and gives the other person more room to relax and spectate. Those small windows where the spotlight is not on you and you can freely think before jumping in on the conversation helps a lot. Especially if someone's not super social.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

Brutal Monopoly: 1 player goes around the board once without anyone going. Then player 1 and 2 go around the board. Then Player 1,2,3, you get the idea.

33 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

A movie where gravity is like 50% normal, but nobody ever acknowledges it or explains why.

35 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 22h ago

Electromagnetic suspension wheels on bikes that don’t need specialized tracks.

2 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 23h ago

Prosti Toots: Farting Prosthetic Buttocks

2 Upvotes

So I'm sitting here thinking of xmas gifts and I'm like why the hell doesn't a Farting butt exist. So I get this idea:

Butts that you strap on and fart with!

See it's a gag gift, but maybe it's also a game. Plus you can tell people you got your buddy/wife/child a prosti toot, or you stayed up all night with the family/boss/mom playing with your Prosti Toots.

It's a bit genius maybe too genius, but maybe a little crazy too. Anyways folks, let's crowd fund this shit!

Toooooot!


r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

Bone detector

7 Upvotes

It's like a metal detector, but it detects bones.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 14h ago

Birthday cakes should taste like vaginas as a reminder of where we all came from

0 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

Drug an entire flight with peyote

0 Upvotes

The only people not drugged of course would be the pilots and an armed guard to ensure the pilots’ safety.

No one knows they’ve been drugged until it kicks in midway over the pacific.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

Come up with generic uses for famous but unethical trademarks to water down the brand names

2 Upvotes

You may not be aware, but it is possible for a company's trademark to become "watered down" to the point that they lose control of it. If the trademarked name enters the public's lexicon as a generic word and gets used enough, the company loses the ability to sue others for using it.

Some examples of trademarks that got watered down this way: Band-Aid, Xerox, Spam. Because the public just decided these words were generic, that's exactly what they became.

So take the big brands that everybody hates and start using their names to apply to a generic category instead. Like how big poorly made houses became McMansions (much to the chagrin of McDonalds).


r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

Show idea: "Breaking Up the Gang".

5 Upvotes

Start with a group of plucky kid friends in a small podunk town: Bill the charmer, Tom the bookworm, Mary the daredevil, Bill's sister Susan the tinkerer, and Mary's dog Lucky. These kids have been friends for as long as they can remember, and through thick and thin, they've discovered that if they put their heads together and believe in themselves, they can accomplish anything they set their minds to.

These limitless capabilities are deemed a threat.

Now, various powerful groups are working to keep the "gang" apart, fearing that they may 'put their heads together' to accomplish something more drastic than saving the local rec center.

But they can't be kept apart. Their bond and can-do attitude are just too strong.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 2d ago

Make a Wish but for suicidal people

52 Upvotes

Kids with cancer and other horrible illnesses obviously get priority, but suicidal people should get some wishes too. And I know people are gonna say “oh what if you don’t kill yourself”, well then they can put me on the Wall of Shame if I pass my date - which can also double as a way to shame the kids who make wishes but also survive their illnesses.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 2d ago

“50 First Days”: A movie where Adam Sandler plays a boss whose 50 employees wake up every morning with no memory of their job training.

59 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

Radical Beamforming: NTHSA to amend 2026 car headlight rules with switch that turns driver side headlight off

0 Upvotes

new 2027 cars sold in North American region are required to have a switch that turns the driver side headlight "L" off independently of passenger side headlight "R". Rationale is surprisingly intuitive. When two cars approach each other from opposite directions, each vehicle turning off one headlamp, the total amount of light is exactly the same as one car with both headlights on. No reduction in safety.

Automatic off/on with a pushbutton is allowed as secondary and supplementing method, but must be integrated with vehicle speedometer, so that automatic switching headlight ON occurs after 240 feet of travelled distance. For 55 mph this means 3 seconds, at 25 mph 6 seconds OFF then automatic ON. States are expected to update local laws, ordinances in rapid succession, to include the turn left headlamp off law for approaching cars.