r/CrazyIdeas • • 15h ago

Birthday cakes should taste like vaginas as a reminder of where we all came from

0 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 13h ago

As soon as GTA VI comes out we should all post how bad the game is and upvote the posts as much as possible, just to give the illusion that it sucks to everyone in work

10 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 23h ago

Electromagnetic suspension wheels on bikes that don’t need specialized tracks.

0 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 8h ago

A salute to the psychopaths who continually decide to put the cooking directions on the bottom of the take-and-bake pizza box.

39 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 11h ago

Drug that causes extreme dysphoria

40 Upvotes

People who've tried heroin or other strong narcotics report that it felt so indescribably amazing and euphoric that nothing else in life can compare and everything other than being high feels bad now.

What if there was a drug that causes the opposite effect and makes you feel insufferably terrible for a few hours so everything else in life feels much better comparatively? Nothing could go wrong!


r/CrazyIdeas • • 17h ago

Bananas!

14 Upvotes

Everyone gets one banana per day for free. Can do whatever he wants with it.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 21h ago

What if an official agency periodically sent out "scam" SMS messages, and then informed and sent info packages to the people who fell for them?

24 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 14h ago

Arrange simultaneous job interviews with two companies that use AI interviewers. Encourage them to outbid one another for your services

2 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 13h ago

DVD commentary of the Harold and Kumar movies by Cheech and Chong

3 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 6h ago

Hear me out

6 Upvotes

String cheese but longer much longer