A father who has arrived to pick up his daughter for a doctor's appointment follows right behind Epstein.
Upon Epstein entering an alarm goes off and a message is broadcast loudly through a speaker in a pre-recorded child's voice:
“Stranger Danger! Stranger Danger! Stranger Dan...”
A kindergarten employee rushes toward the alarm system, shuts it off and says to Epstein while shooting occasional nervous glances at the father standing behind him:
“Sorry, sir. Our biometric scanner coupled alarm system is supposed to go off whenever a registered sex offender enters the building. However, it has malfunctioned and now just goes off whenever anyone, whether on the registry or not enters. It's also triggered whenever I or any of my coworkers come in. It's tiresome, for sure.”
Epstein replies:
“Ah, don't worry about it. I'm just here for the pizza party.”
The kindergarten employee replies:
“Certainly! Go right in, sir.”
The father comes in next. The alarm doesn't go off, which puzzles him. He asks the employee:
“Didn't you just say it goes off whenever anyone, whether on the sex offender registry or not, enters?”
The kindergarten employee replies:
“Oh, it's very... uh... sporadic and unpredictable at times. It might go off without anyone present, too.”
Another kindergarten employee who is late for work enters the kindergarten quickly.
“Stranger Danger! Stranger Danger! Str...”
The message is cut off as the employee shuts off the alarm.
“How're you doing, Dave? Please be on time from now on, huh?” the employee says to the other.
“Sorry, it's been a rough week,” Dave says before walking inside.
The father furrows his eyebrows and says:
“What the hell? Wait a minute. There's something sketchy about all of this.”
A dog suddenly rushes through the door and sets the alarm off yet again.
“Stranger Dan-.."
The employee shuts off the alarm swiftly and retorts to the father:
“See? There's nothing sketchy going on here. It's just broken, is all.”
The father, not fully convinced simply nods and goes to retrieve his daughter, however the alarm goes off again.
The father turns around and sees Donald Trump being greeted by the employee, who says:
“It's an honor to have you here, sir. Please, join Jeffrey Epstein and Prince Andrew in the Fun Room. The pizza party has already started.”
As Trump enters the designated room, the father lingers in thought for a minute before yelling at the employee who is still standing beside the entrance:
“This is some bullshit if I've ever seen it! I want to know what's going on inside the ‘Fun Room!’”
The father runs toward the door Trump entered through and barges into the Fun Room.
Inside he sees the dog, Epstein, Trump, and Prince Andrew sitting around a table eating pizza, all wearing party hats.
The father quickly scans the room.
“Where are the children!? Where are they, you degenerate assholes!?” the father yells.
Prince Andrew replies:
“W...what? We're just 'avin' a good ol' pizza party, chum. What kind of ghastly people do you take us for?”
Trump replies as well:
“Yeah! Don't ruin this for us! We're just having a good time!”
The father shakes his head and yells:
“No! No! Just no! I ain't buying it! Why the hell would high profile people such as yourselves, minus that fucking dog have a pizza party by yourselves inside some random kindergarten in the suburbs? It makes no sense! I'm calling the police.”
R. Kelly suddenly enters the room and yells:
“Did someone say ‘Pizza Party!?’”
He makes air quotes with his fingers around “Pizza Party.”
Prince Andrew points at R. Kelly and yells back:
“Aaaaaah! Look who it is! My n*gga!”
“This man thinks we're all here to... do things... to children,” Prince Andrew remarks, pointing at the father.
R. Kelly gasps and replies:
“Oh my goodness. Neither I nor any of my friends would even dream of doing such a thing! What is wrong with you, sir? Gosh!”
Epstein says to the father:
“Look, why don't you just join us for an hour instead of calling the police? You'll see that we're good people just having a private party... in a kindergarten... to avoid any media coverage and... general attention.”
The father hesitantly agrees, eats pizza, and watches a movie with the group.
As the end credits roll, Prince Andrew says:
“See? Nothing fishy about this. You can relax now and leave with your child. We're playing some board games... and such... for another hour or two.”
The father, who still has his guard up regarding the situation, replies:
“Nah, I'm good. I'll play with you all.”
Prince Andrew sighs and says:
“Very well.”
Two hours later, the group decides to call it a day.
The father smiles and says:
“I guess I was wrong about you people. Shit, I'm sorry but can you blame me? This whole setup looked suspicious at first and that's putting it mildly.”
Prince Andrew, looking distraught replies:
“Nooo, nooo, it's... it's fine. This was... fun. Alright, lads. Let's get out of here.”
Epstein, R. Kelly, Trump, and even the dog look deflated as they start leaving with Prince Andrew.
Trump kicks a toy and looks at the ground while pouting.
The dog waits for the rest of the group to reach the hallway before turning around towards the father.
The father squats in front of it and says:
“Aww, look at you then. Who's a good boy? You are!”
The dog growls, grabs the father by his collar and whispers into his ear:
“You ruined this for me today, you fucking cockblock. I'm going to kill you.”
Before the group of men manages to leave through the main door, the words “FBI, search warrant!” are heard from outside.
Several agents rush inside the kindergarten and the alarm goes off once more:
“Stranger Danger! Stranger Danger! Stranger Danger!”
