r/ACounterPartsLife • u/bonned_goat • 2d ago

A simple numbers game

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u/doomslayer30000 2d ago

Then one day ...

Good news, King Kamehameha isn't coming near Cesario right now

Bad news, It's Lord Kanaloa instead

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u/Fenrir05312004 2d ago

Lord Kanaloa having only 2 children with Cesario. King Kame can't come to Uma Musume due to him being owned by Kaneko the bastich.

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u/kidanokun 2d ago

Leontes: and that's how I'm born

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u/michael_sensei 2d ago

Ah yes the playboy himself and the first guy who absolutely got the most tortured mostly by spe before he have good term's with him because he actually a good guy and husband towards still and aruvu

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u/kidanokun 1d ago

And also had run on Fine Motion 9 times before finding out she has a built-in IUD

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u/Left-Cod-8480 2d ago

Who could that be?

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u/bonned_goat 2d ago

If you're talking about the uma besides cesario, it's king kamehameha

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u/GyroChicofruit 2d ago

King Kamehameha W🔥

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u/PresenceAggressive27 2d ago

King Kamehameha: successful stud (with most famous foal being Apapane a triple tiara winner) and a successful racer! He bred with Cesario a fair few times and even had a foal called Leontes that was quite successful

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u/kidanokun 1d ago

Leontes in turn had Museum Mile, the last years Arima Kinen winner

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u/Several_Journalist15 2d ago

“Beta” Umamusume design version of King Kamekameha

She appears on very first Umamusume trailer, trying to be flirty with Hishi Amazon

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u/windswept1225 2d ago

Simple numbers game? Sounds familiar.

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u/HistoricalAbies293 1d ago

Cuckoldry runs rampant in the Uma fandom huh

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u/IHateRegistering69 1d ago

It’s inevitable.

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u/Snypehunter007 1d ago

I don't get it.

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u/bonned_goat 1d ago

Basically king kamehameha bang cesario more than kris s and this fact enraged kris