r/CHICubs • I am a robot • Oct 05 '22

GDT: 10/5 Cubs (73-88) @ Reds (62-99) 3:10 PM

Cubs (73-88) @ Reds (62-99)

First Pitch: 3:10 PM at Great American Ball Park

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Line Score - Game Over

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E
CHC 0 3 0 0 0 6 4 2 0 15 13 1
CIN 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 7 0

Box Score

CIN AB R H RBI BB SO BA
DH Lopez, A 5 0 0 0 0 2 .262
RF Fraley 5 0 2 0 0 2 .259
3B Farmer, K 3 0 1 0 0 0 .255
3B Reynolds, M 1 0 0 0 1 0 .246
1B Solano 3 0 1 0 0 0 .284
1B Garcia, Ar 2 0 0 0 0 0 .213
LF Fairchild 2 1 1 0 1 1 .247
2B Steer 3 0 1 1 1 2 .211
CF Siani 4 0 0 0 0 0 .167
SS Barrero 3 1 0 0 1 2 .152
C Romine 4 0 1 0 0 1 .155
CIN IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
Ashcraft 5.1 4 7 7 5 4 95-55 4.89
Law, D 0.2 2 2 2 0 2 19-13 4.12
Kuhnel 0.1 4 4 4 1 1 27-15 6.36
Anderson, Ch 0.2 1 0 0 1 0 13-6 6.38
Sanmartin 1.0 2 2 2 1 1 18-11 6.32
Strickland 1.0 0 0 0 0 2 10-7 4.91
CHC AB R H RBI BB SO BA
SS McKinstry 6 1 2 3 0 2 .199
RF Suzuki, S 3 0 0 0 1 1 .262
1B Rivas 1 0 0 0 1 1 .235
LF Wisdom 5 2 1 0 0 0 .207
LF Happ 1 0 0 0 0 1 .271
RF Velazquez, N 3 2 1 0 1 1 .205
DH Reyes, F 5 2 3 3 0 0 .221
SS Hoerner 2 3 1 0 2 0 .281
2B Quiroz 1 0 1 0 0 0 .275
C Higgins 3 3 1 3 2 1 .229
3B Bote 4 2 2 5 1 1 .259
CF Morel 5 0 1 1 0 2 .235
CHC IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
Sampson 2.2 4 2 1 1 3 65-38 3.11
Alzolay 2.1 2 0 0 1 3 42-25 3.38
Leiter Jr. 1.0 0 0 0 0 2 9-7 3.99
Rucker 1.0 1 0 0 2 1 23-10 3.95
Wick 1.0 0 0 0 0 1 12-6 4.22
Hughes 1.0 0 0 0 0 0 13-8 3.12

Scoring Plays

Inning Event Score
T2 David Bote homers (4) on a fly ball to right field. Nico Hoerner scores. P.J. Higgins scores. 0-3
B2 Jake Fraley strikes out swinging. 1-3
B3 Spencer Steer singles on a ground ball to left fielder Nelson Velazquez. Stuart Fairchild scores. 2-3
T6 P.J. Higgins walks. Patrick Wisdom scores. Nelson Velazquez to 3rd. Nico Hoerner to 2nd. 2-4
T6 David Bote doubles (8) on a sharp line drive to center fielder Michael Siani. Nelson Velazquez scores. Nico Hoerner scores. P.J. Higgins to 3rd. 2-6
T6 Zach McKinstry homers (5) on a fly ball to right field. P.J. Higgins scores. David Bote scores. 2-9
T7 Franmil Reyes singles on a ground ball to center fielder Michael Siani. Patrick Wisdom scores. 2-10
T7 P.J. Higgins doubles (11) on a line drive to center fielder Michael Siani. Franmil Reyes scores. Nico Hoerner scores. 2-12
T7 Christopher Morel singles on a ground ball to center fielder Michael Siani. P.J. Higgins scores. David Bote to 2nd. 2-13
T8 Franmil Reyes homers (14) on a fly ball to right field. Nelson Velazquez scores. 2-15

Highlights

Description Length Video
David Bote belts a three-run homer to right field 0:35 Video
Jose Barrero scores on passed ball in the 2nd inning 0:38 Video
Spencer Steer cracks an RBI single to left field 0:26 Video
Adrian Sampson exits with injury in the 3rd inning 1:35 Video
Adrian Sampson fans Spencer Steer to escape jam 0:18 Video
P.J. Higgins draws bases-loaded walk in the 6th 0:20 Video
David Bote lines a two-run double to left-center 0:38 Video
Zach McKinstry hammers a three-run homer to right 0:36 Video
Graham Ashcraft fans P.J. Higgins in the 4th inning 0:11 Video
Franmil Reyes hits an RBI single up the middle 7th 0:35 Video
P.J. Higgins drills a two-run double to right-center 0:17 Video
Christopher Morel hits an RBI single to center field 0:19 Video
McKinstry's homer highlights Cubs' six-run 6th inning 1:36 Video
Franmil Reyes crushes a two-run homer to right field 0:31 Video

Decisions

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Save
Alzolay (2-1, 3.38) Ashcraft (5-6, 4.89)

Game ended at 6:34 PM.

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u/1005thArmbar I DON'T GIVE A H*CK ABOUT A BAD REPUTATION Oct 05 '22

Nothing but respect to everyone who still shows up in these threads to post about Cubs baseball despite our record this year

Here's to a much better season in 2023!

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u/archy319 It’s got a chaaaaaance ⚾️ Oct 05 '22

Come on, let's push the reds to 100 Ls on the season, they're so close, they just need a little help.

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u/Interrobangersnmash Go Cubbies! Oct 05 '22

It would be somewhat poetic for them to take that 100th L on the last day of the season

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u/-_butters_- Karl Henderson Oct 05 '22

My kid said if they don't re-sign Willson he will not be a Cubs fan anymore, Jed needs to consider these real consequences of his actions

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u/-DaveThomas- a quality baby Oct 05 '22

This is really what's on the line. Is Jed willing to gamble away the support of our greatest fan? He better think twice.

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u/-_butters_- Karl Henderson Oct 05 '22

Exactly! I mean, he said the same thing when they traded KB, and Rizzo, but one of these days he might actually stand by his convictions haha

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u/HHHU03 Oct 05 '22

watching the reds broadcast is so funny

announcer just opened the inning with ‘the hellacious ending of what has been a rough season’

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u/-_butters_- Karl Henderson Oct 05 '22

It's been fun talking dumb baseball shit with y'all this season. Hope everyone has a good winter!

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u/steveofthejungle SLC's biggest Cubs fan Oct 05 '22

I’ll still be here being dumb in daily discussions and trade/signing threads. Have a great offseason too!

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Take care sir,

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u/Aceclaw MechaWin Oct 05 '22

This is the end bois. Its been an honor shitposting and overreacting to things.

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u/steveofthejungle SLC's biggest Cubs fan Oct 05 '22

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened

Ok maybe cry a bit

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u/Samuel_the_First Chicago Cubs Oct 05 '22

Baseball is fun. Thanks for a cool season. See yall next year.

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u/malepitt Oct 05 '22

This will always be the year that I unexpectedly got Pat and Ron's autographs, at a bus stop in downtown Pittsburgh after a game. I had them sign my hat, which I may not wear again

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u/PM_ME_UR_GLOVES Sheffield Slamma’ Oct 05 '22

Been a pleasure dropping by from time to time in here to talk baseball. Cheers!

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u/1005thArmbar I DON'T GIVE A H*CK ABOUT A BAD REPUTATION Oct 05 '22

Also, I better see all of you in the r/baseball postseason threads to shit on the Cardinals

8

u/Interrobangersnmash Go Cubbies! Oct 05 '22

Hey man, FUCK the Cardinals

10

u/-DaveThomas- a quality baby Oct 05 '22

2nd base is a Cubs' double agent!

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u/fajita43 Derrek Lee Oct 05 '22

ozzie smith would have made that play haha

10

u/Interrobangersnmash Go Cubbies! Oct 05 '22

Now THIS is how you close out a season!

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u/neonxmoose99 Cyle Hendricks Oct 05 '22

Season was rough this year but I think we have some bright stars that will give us a much better 2023 season

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u/sandrakarr Peanut Gallery Oct 05 '22

one more time.....
W!

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u/PM_ME_UR_GLOVES Sheffield Slamma’ Oct 05 '22

We can fly the W until next year

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u/mt77932 Chicago Cubs Oct 05 '22

The final W

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u/1005thArmbar I DON'T GIVE A H*CK ABOUT A BAD REPUTATION Oct 05 '22

W STATUS: FLYING!

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u/NearlySilentObserver Oct 05 '22

Well, now what do I do to pass time instead of watching the Cubs?

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u/rotallytad Whoop there it is Oct 05 '22

I’m jerking off to mckinstry pics. I don’t know about you

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u/c4ctus FIRE THE BULLPEN. OUT OF AN ORBITAL RAILGUN. INTO TON 618. Oct 05 '22

Ladies and gentlemen, my friends, it has again been my honor and a privilege to shitpost with you all this season.

Fuck the cards, go Cubs go.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

LAST GAME OF THE YEAR!! LETS CLOSE IT OUT WITH A W

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u/inevitablescape GOAT 🐐 Oct 05 '22

I'm going to miss baseball

10

u/1005thArmbar I DON'T GIVE A H*CK ABOUT A BAD REPUTATION Oct 05 '22

i'd love to go to a fancy dinner with taylor mcgregor where she teaches me english

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u/TheyCallMeStone No Style like Old Style Oct 05 '22

TMac can teach me literally anything

9

u/Interrobangersnmash Go Cubbies! Oct 05 '22

Love having Pat and Ron on the radio while I’m at work. Gonna be a long six months.

Lookin forward to the World Baseball Classic tho

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u/-_butters_- Karl Henderson Oct 05 '22

I've said for years that my work productivity drops come November, baseball is soothing

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u/1005thArmbar I DON'T GIVE A H*CK ABOUT A BAD REPUTATION Oct 05 '22

mckinstry is goated and i will not be accepting alternate opinions at this time, thank you

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

This season was tough guys, but fuxk me what I do feel like crying 😭.

I feel it in my bones we will be fighting for a wild card spot next season.

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u/Dack-Ramb0 Oct 05 '22

“Let’s go Cubbies.”

Love it. Set the tone for this offseason.

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u/-_butters_- Karl Henderson Oct 05 '22

[ W ]

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u/DT_RAW Chicago Cubs Oct 05 '22

Go cubs

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u/cSwish There's always next year. Oct 05 '22

Last game and no Contreras starting? Dumb.

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u/qhsk Oct 05 '22

Need a good game from Nico so he can stay above .280

8

u/1005thArmbar I DON'T GIVE A H*CK ABOUT A BAD REPUTATION Oct 05 '22

do not hurt patrick wisdom

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Good fuck you back at him Patrick!

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u/Angrydwarf99 Santo Oct 05 '22

We get to start the season on a win and end on a win. That’s a successful season in my book. None of the rest matters

8

u/TheyCallMeStone No Style like Old Style Oct 05 '22

This late season JD and Boog banter is really tickling me

7

u/docard Andre Dawsome! Oct 05 '22

That was an amazing "yes" after being asked if he wants to hear something sad.

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u/TheyCallMeStone No Style like Old Style Oct 05 '22

And the genuine JD belly laugh!

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u/NearlySilentObserver Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

Why couldn’t this have happened the rest of the year??

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u/rotallytad Whoop there it is Oct 05 '22

We don’t play the vottoless reds 162 games

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Now this is what I call a

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COLOSSAL ASS WHOOPIN'!

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u/rotallytad Whoop there it is Oct 05 '22

One more inning w you masochist s. I don’t post until the season begins again. Hopefully cubs make some high profile moves and we get back into the playoff talk. Either way, love y’all

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

There is only one inning left of Cubs baseball. ☹️

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u/mt77932 Chicago Cubs Oct 05 '22

It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Goodbye baseball. Fly the sad W. 😢

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u/TheyCallMeStone No Style like Old Style Oct 05 '22

W staying up until next March and you can't make me take it town

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Guys, I’ll see y’all in April.

I’ll probably see some on the Bears sub, but I’m losing my patience with the Bears.

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u/KPretz Chicago Cubs Oct 05 '22

Been a rough season, but I’m still not ready for it to be over! Last home series was a perfect 3 days in Wrigleyville!

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u/1005thArmbar I DON'T GIVE A H*CK ABOUT A BAD REPUTATION Oct 05 '22

also it bothers me that every game starts between 12:00 and 12:10 ALaska time today, except for the Dodgers game that starts at 12:20. I know it probably isn't some grand conspiracy by the league but I still hate the dodgers

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u/1005thArmbar I DON'T GIVE A H*CK ABOUT A BAD REPUTATION Oct 05 '22

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NURSE!!!!!!

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u/Hope4years Oct 05 '22

I can’t not laugh at that!

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u/nongzhigao Nico Oct 05 '22

Better late than never, Bote!

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u/rotallytad Whoop there it is Oct 05 '22

Shiiiittt!

7

u/tyderian HOLY COW! Oct 05 '22

🛶

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u/1005thArmbar I DON'T GIVE A H*CK ABOUT A BAD REPUTATION Oct 05 '22

thinking about how weird it is that they made an Elvis movie where Tom Hanks' character has a ridiculous accent and uses the phrase "snow job" 100 times

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u/Interrobangersnmash Go Cubbies! Oct 05 '22

Was it a good movie though? The pandemic really changed my filmgoing habits. Used to see everything. Now I rarely want to make the effort to get to the theater. Still haven’t seen Top Gun either!

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u/Hope4years Oct 05 '22

Coom talking about how fun it is to be around Morel. I love the kid’s positive attitude.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

THANK FUCKING LORD!

We escape that nasty 5th inning.

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u/1005thArmbar I DON'T GIVE A H*CK ABOUT A BAD REPUTATION Oct 05 '22

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NURSE!!!!!!

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u/1005thArmbar I DON'T GIVE A H*CK ABOUT A BAD REPUTATION Oct 05 '22

why are they zooming in on patrick wisdom's penis and ass?

8

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Are you not entertained?

3

u/-_butters_- Karl Henderson Oct 05 '22

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/HHHU03 Oct 05 '22

How can you not be romantic about baseball

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u/sandrakarr Peanut Gallery Oct 05 '22

i put it on mute cause an ad was annoying me and forgot to put it back but why's the camera focusing on Wisdom's ass? (not that Im complaining, mind...)

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u/-DaveThomas- a quality baby Oct 05 '22

I mean, that ass is glorious. Sexual preferences be damned.

"The Todd appreciates hot, regardless of gender"

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

I’ve been so busy most of this season that I’ve hardly had time to watch games. Now I finally have some time and it’s the last game of the season.

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u/Dack-Ramb0 Oct 05 '22

Well, at least this one is going well!!!

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u/-DaveThomas- a quality baby Oct 05 '22

Sign. That. Man.

Holy fuck

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Make it a long and good one, make it known ya'll not ready to end playing yet and would be ready for the post-season.

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u/-DaveThomas- a quality baby Oct 05 '22

This is turning out to be a great cap to a playoff-less season. This gives me great hope for the future. The train keeps rollin

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u/KPretz Chicago Cubs Oct 05 '22

How can they not keep him? He is the heart of the team and a great leader. I can’t take another loss

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

What he do I miss?

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u/mt77932 Chicago Cubs Oct 05 '22

It has been great being here with all of you and I hope to see you all here next season.

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u/rogueleader12 Nico Oct 05 '22

It’s been fun friends. Glad we’re going out with a win

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u/elgenie Go Cubs Go Oct 05 '22

This is just stat padding now

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u/Hope4years Oct 05 '22

Franimal’s smile as he rounded the bases was great to see

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u/PM_ME_UR_GLOVES Sheffield Slamma’ Oct 05 '22

Make it 20 runs. Out with a bang instead of a whimper like the last few years

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u/1005thArmbar I DON'T GIVE A H*CK ABOUT A BAD REPUTATION Oct 05 '22

feel good game of the year

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u/1005thArmbar I DON'T GIVE A H*CK ABOUT A BAD REPUTATION Oct 05 '22

RIDERS OF ROWAN!!!!

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u/steveofthejungle SLC's biggest Cubs fan Oct 05 '22

Thicccccness

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u/steveofthejungle SLC's biggest Cubs fan Oct 05 '22

Ending the season on a W is great because I can truthfully fly the W when I’m in Middle Earth New Zealand in November

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u/-DaveThomas- a quality baby Oct 05 '22

I don't want it to end!

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u/PM_ME_UR_GLOVES Sheffield Slamma’ Oct 05 '22

Here we go. Last 3 outs. 😢

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u/rotallytad Whoop there it is Oct 05 '22

W :/

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u/509BandwidthLimit Oct 05 '22

Make the last one count boys, avoid the sweep!

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u/rotallytad Whoop there it is Oct 05 '22

Season finale! Ended with some hope for next year. Has been fun watching, posting and reading all of your comments. See y’all next year and FTC!!

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u/Tjagra OG Oct 05 '22

FTC always and forever!

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u/SwAeromotion This Old Cub Oct 05 '22

Could've been a grand slam, but I'll take the 3-run shot.

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u/flossholder2 Wisdong Oct 05 '22

Bote bomb!

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Bote not too bad since he been back

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u/tylee7 Oct 05 '22

Let's give em 100 losses!

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u/-_butters_- Karl Henderson Oct 05 '22

BOTE!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Piss!

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u/1005thArmbar I DON'T GIVE A H*CK ABOUT A BAD REPUTATION Oct 05 '22

speaking of my appreciation for taylor mcgregor, i miss that giraffe fella who used to get cartoonishly horny for kelly crull a few years back

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u/rotallytad Whoop there it is Oct 05 '22

The same dude/girl that was constantly using Sasha grey similies?

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u/1005thArmbar I DON'T GIVE A H*CK ABOUT A BAD REPUTATION Oct 05 '22

the very same, yeah. the horniest guy who ever lived. i just imagined him with his tongue dragging on the floor, eyes bugged out and hitting himself in the head with a rubber mallet while yelling "HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA" every post

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u/rotallytad Whoop there it is Oct 05 '22

Lmao. Yeah he was constantly on some shit like, “the cubs have more DP’s than Sasha grey”. Durr hurr

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u/Jdhill1188 Willy Yay-Yay Oct 05 '22

A quiz my friend made. Can you name the 42 pitchers the Cubs have used this year?. I did so much better than I thought I would, I got 26

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u/rotallytad Whoop there it is Oct 05 '22

I was told this class didn’t have a final at the end of the year.

And it’s timed?? Oh hell naw

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u/1005thArmbar I DON'T GIVE A H*CK ABOUT A BAD REPUTATION Oct 05 '22

Very impressed with my 39. I forgot about Little, Menez and Franmil pitching in that blowout

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u/Jdhill1188 Willy Yay-Yay Oct 05 '22

Damn! Wow, that's super impressive. I got all the starters and I felt pretty good about that lol. Then just filled in random names I could think of. The first two I got right though were Schwindel and Simmons

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u/steveofthejungle SLC's biggest Cubs fan Oct 05 '22

I love Sporcle but I’m so much better at geography quizzes than sports quizzes

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u/rotallytad Whoop there it is Oct 05 '22

Ok name every city jhey hit a ground ball to second.

(Dammit I told myself I was no longer going to shitpost about heyward ever again)

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u/steveofthejungle SLC's biggest Cubs fan Oct 05 '22

Ummm every city in the NL plus about half of the AL?

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u/Jdhill1188 Willy Yay-Yay Oct 05 '22

I'm terrible at both! I was pretty surprised I got as many as I did. It's insane how many random sports names are in my head

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u/TranceScape Night Games>Day Games Oct 05 '22

Good shit Bote. Keep pourin it on

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u/1005thArmbar I DON'T GIVE A H*CK ABOUT A BAD REPUTATION Oct 05 '22

you know i'm enjoying this game

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u/steveofthejungle SLC's biggest Cubs fan Oct 05 '22

Bote again!

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u/inevitablescape GOAT 🐐 Oct 05 '22

Bote on fire

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u/mighty__orbot Pat Oct 05 '22

Bote drives in five runs and the pitcher walked in the sixth. Nice!

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u/TranceScape Night Games>Day Games Oct 05 '22

HUGE INNING

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u/1005thArmbar I DON'T GIVE A H*CK ABOUT A BAD REPUTATION Oct 05 '22

MCKINSTRY FANS RISE UP!

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u/mt77932 Chicago Cubs Oct 05 '22

I tuned in at the right time! Holy furking schmitt Batman!

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

ALL I WANT TO SAY IS...

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FUCK THE CINCINATTI REDS!

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u/-DaveThomas- a quality baby Oct 05 '22

Damn, my dumbass thought this game was starting at 5:40

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u/qhsk Oct 05 '22

McChickenstry and Bote are the greatest to ever do it (quick summary so far)

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u/malepitt Oct 05 '22

The only way I could desperately cling tighter to the tag end of this season would be if I were at the ballpark, buying the last basket of soggy fries and dry chicken tenders under the heat lamp at the concession stand

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Reyes needed this day

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u/maureen2222 Seiya Suzuki Oct 05 '22

I just tuned in LOL are the reds okay

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u/her_butt_ Oct 05 '22

I think the Reds are feeling blue lol

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u/TheyCallMeStone No Style like Old Style Oct 05 '22

Damn, they wanted that free pizza

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u/-DaveThomas- a quality baby Oct 05 '22

I appreciate you all. Even more so, now that I've been reminded of the culture in the Bears' GDTs.

Have a great off-season. Can't wait to be in here with all you great ones again, next year. It should be a fun year!

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u/Interrobangersnmash Go Cubbies! Oct 05 '22

SEASON FINALE BITCHES!

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u/Hope4years Oct 05 '22

Thank you all for cheering up and entertaining this old Cub fan this season. You guys are the best!

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u/SwAeromotion This Old Cub Oct 05 '22

Franmil, what is you doing?

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u/TheyCallMeStone No Style like Old Style Oct 05 '22

Bote will not go gentle into that good night

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u/rotallytad Whoop there it is Oct 05 '22

Gettin real tired of this dude Steer.

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u/fajita43 Derrek Lee Oct 05 '22

bases loaded: favorite adult beverage anyone? (i'm listening to jd and boog...)

me: shiner bock

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u/Hope4years Oct 05 '22

BOTE McBOTEFACE!

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u/malepitt Oct 05 '22

Wooooooot!

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u/Hope4years Oct 05 '22

McKinstry HR!

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u/nongzhigao Nico Oct 05 '22

What a way to finish the season!

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u/malepitt Oct 05 '22

Comment I saw earlier today: if the Cubs have a position player pitch today, we'll set the MLB record for most pitchers used in a season

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u/fajita43 Derrek Lee Oct 05 '22

3 up 3 down after a big offensive inning is the very definition of sexy...

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

That and Nico Hoerner.

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u/Hope4years Oct 05 '22

Wisdom must have a target on him

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u/Hope4years Oct 05 '22

Franimal hits the bag and gets an RBI!

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u/fajita43 Derrek Lee Oct 05 '22

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slip_%27N_Slide

[the slip 'n slide] was first sold in 1961

JD was born in 1960

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u/TheyCallMeStone No Style like Old Style Oct 05 '22

Took a while to catch on I guess

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u/fajita43 Derrek Lee Oct 05 '22

franmil has to have to lowest "stride length : height" ratio of all humans

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u/Hope4years Oct 05 '22

Nico had to be careful he didn’t pass Franmil on the base paths

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u/-DaveThomas- a quality baby Oct 05 '22

Just smokin em

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u/malepitt Oct 05 '22

Let's go for twenty

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u/fajita43 Derrek Lee Oct 05 '22

if adbert gets the W, this will be his first season with an above .500 W/L %.

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u/-DaveThomas- a quality baby Oct 05 '22

Did they announce what coaching position Heyward has next year? lol

Seriously though, if he wants it, I hope we give it to him. He has manager material written all over him. Would love the Cubs to be the first part of that journey

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u/rotallytad Whoop there it is Oct 05 '22

Nice knowing you Rucker. ✌️

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u/-DaveThomas- a quality baby Oct 05 '22

Props to Rucker for working that back into something favorable

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u/tityl Marquee Oct 05 '22

I love that the Cubs box score looks so much like my kids little league box score. 7 of 9 starters have played multiple positions or have been subbed out.

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u/mt77932 Chicago Cubs Oct 05 '22

Final game of the season and neither team is making the playoffs, you have to have fun with it.

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u/TheyCallMeStone No Style like Old Style Oct 05 '22

Love when JD dropped that "I'm not changing my scorecard"

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u/-DaveThomas- a quality baby Oct 05 '22

Reyes can make a HR out of anything.

E: Quiroz bringing the stabby stick with him all the way to first!

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u/TheyCallMeStone No Style like Old Style Oct 05 '22

Gotta convert those Quality Babies when they're young

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

I missed the beginning of this one, why was Happ taken out of the game?

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u/chrisGNR Chicago Dubs Oct 05 '22

They didn't say. Sampson was removed for precaution due to groin tightness.

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u/maureen2222 Seiya Suzuki Oct 05 '22

Hopium for next year

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u/-DaveThomas- a quality baby Oct 05 '22

Hughes wants to go home!

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u/-DaveThomas- a quality baby Oct 05 '22

DJ TMac in a jean jumper? Yasssss

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u/-_butters_- Karl Henderson Oct 05 '22

Last game... hope everyone is having a good day and go Cubs! ⚾

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u/qhsk Oct 05 '22

Why do I not like great American ballpark

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Hermosillo would have had that

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u/rotallytad Whoop there it is Oct 05 '22

So would AAJ!

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u/Hope4years Oct 05 '22

Ouch

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u/fajita43 Derrek Lee Oct 05 '22

the reds now own the record for most HBP by pitchers (we had it until wisdom's PA)

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u/-_butters_- Karl Henderson Oct 05 '22

Ashcraft looks like Haley Joel Osment's cousin from Alabama

(Ok, before hitting enter on that I looked him up and he's actually from Alabama lol)

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u/Hope4years Oct 05 '22

Good eye PJ

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Bote nice!

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u/sandrakarr Peanut Gallery Oct 05 '22

in which the scary bottom 5th lights a fire under some asses and we get insurance runs.
Where was this the rest of the season? XD

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u/WaterStoryMark Ian Happ Support Group Oct 05 '22

What's everyone's hypothetical walkup song?

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u/malepitt Oct 05 '22

Woooooot v.2!

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

McKinstry sealing the no doubt W for the season ending!

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u/-_butters_- Karl Henderson Oct 05 '22

McK!!!

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u/rotallytad Whoop there it is Oct 05 '22

Reds just got Mckinstrey’d

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Joey “You’re Not On My Level” Votto eats pizza with a fork and knife.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

4 rbi game from David Bote!!

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u/TheyCallMeStone No Style like Old Style Oct 05 '22

Let the boys eat on the last day of school

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u/Hope4years Oct 05 '22

I’m not believing this score!

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Favorite game of the year lol

Good way to end it

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u/LegacyLemur IT'S HAPPENING Oct 05 '22

Cool. I guess the 670 score app doesnt feel like broadcasting the game today. How great

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u/TheyCallMeStone No Style like Old Style Oct 05 '22

Wisdom in left? Bote in right? Cats and dogs living together??

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u/-DaveThomas- a quality baby Oct 05 '22

I'm totally cool with repeating the 7th inning results

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u/HHHU03 Oct 05 '22

quiroz is so tiny 😭😭

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u/steveofthejungle SLC's biggest Cubs fan Oct 05 '22

After the game is over I’m going to a Halloween group run where you wear a costume. Going as my old favorite: an old-timey baseball player (unfortunately with just the 70s stache, not the handlebar stache)

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u/-DaveThomas- a quality baby Oct 05 '22

RIDERSSSSS!

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u/-DaveThomas- a quality baby Oct 05 '22

McKinstry with a stellar play? Am I daydreaming? Fuck yeah

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u/malepitt Oct 05 '22

LOL Rivas was the "pizza strikeout" When Reds pitchers combine for 11 strikeouts during any home game, win or lose, redeem your ticket for a FREE SMALL 1-TOPPING pizza!

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

If they want free pizza they should go to Boston. They’ll get it delivered right to their seat.