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U.S. ambassador warns Canadian politicians: ‘Keep your nose out of American politics’

https://www.ctvnews.ca/politics/article/us-ambassador-warns-canadian-politicians-keep-your-nose-out-of-american-politics/
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u/TemporarySun314 10h ago

While the US keep their noses in everyone's else countries. Because that is what Americans do, since decades...

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u/Nikiaf 9h ago

The CIA kept busy in the 70s installing dictators across south america.

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u/Obeetwokenobee 7h ago

It didn't end in the 70s, just became a little less obvious

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u/loulan 7h ago

Now they just kidnap their presidents.

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u/Ah2k15 9h ago

The US has been sticking their nose where it doesn’t belong for centuries. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Witchkraftrs 7h ago

Nah I would argue around 1940 is when they lost the plot. America was extremely reluctant to enter WWI, and even more so with WWII. Their foreign policy was very standoff-ish until that point. Then something clicked, and they must have realised how much money was to be made from the suffering of others and have been involved in constant wars ever since.

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u/zevonyumaxray 6h ago edited 4h ago

Started with the Monroe Doctrine in the 1820s, warning European empires to stay out of the Americas. Didn't do much at the time but it set a precedent. Mexican-American War in the 1840s. (Edit: At about the same time), some dumbass US politician came up with "54-40 or fight" wanting to take all of that land in Western Canada. (Edit: Ties into "Manifest Destiny" and all the Indian Wars.) Spanish-American War in Cuba and the Philippines 1898 to whenever the Filipino resistance was beaten down (1905 iirc). The Banana Wars in Central America and Haiti throughout the 1920s. They backed off in the 1930s due to the Great Depression. And then, since WW2, to misquote the song, 🎶 They've been everywhere, man 🎶

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u/Upbeat_Amount673 6h ago

I love mentioning it to my US friends that Canada was in both WW1 and WW2 from the very start of each conflict. They don't mention that in US history classes

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u/Firther1 6h ago

America only does the right thing after Canada shames them into doing it

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u/CosechaCrecido 1h ago

Dude they started destroying latin American democracy since before WW2.

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u/Lopsided-Rough-1562 7h ago

The US has been actively participating in overthrowing regimes when it doesn't suit their business interests for over a hundred years...

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u/PsychologicalMonk6 5h ago

The U.S. Administration has been actively encouraging seditionist separatists in Canada, including funsing a separatists movement in Alberta that has a referendum next week, meeting with separatists leaders, etc. not to mention publically disparaging Canadian politicians they didn't like during.

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u/TI72836 9h ago

It feels like the US wants to blame us for when the Republicans lose the midterms.

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u/DodgsonKaputnik 8h ago

Get in line.

They will blame you, Ukraine, Joe Biden, Iran, China (quietly) and Satan. They will in fact blame everybody except themselves and their own policies.

These people want to own everything in the world except the responsibility for the consequences of their own actions. That, they fob off onto anyone they can think of, no matter how absurd.

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u/LadyBarfnuts 8h ago

Satan always gets a bad rap. Must be frustrating. Hope he's doing ok mental health wise.

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u/squidvett 6h ago

Dude hid all those dinosaur bones underground and this is the thanks he gets.

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u/L0udog 6h ago

He hasn't been the same since Saddam Hussein dumped him.

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u/pimpbot666 8h ago

To be fair, Satan has the best music, and dude knows how to party.

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u/Ok-Replacement6893 7h ago

Biden shit my pants -- DJT

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u/ffdfawtreteraffds 6h ago

MAGA follows the classic authoritarian playbook to the letter. It's just about their only skill.

I will gladly accept their pathetic whining and misdirected blame IF we get off our asses and vote to flip the Congress and reign-in that stupid, evil, corrupt motherfucker.

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u/xCameron94x 9h ago

They 1000% will. Will probably tariff us even more 

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u/Burgoonius 8h ago

Republicans will blame anyone but themselves

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u/whenyoda 8h ago

It’s Biden’s fault

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u/tahdig_enthusiast 9h ago edited 4h ago

I’ve been saying this for months, they’re absolutely going to be blaming us

EDIT: Since this is getting a lot of views, my opinion is that they’ll deploy ICE to border states (and a bit beyond) and ask for a recount in all those States, with ICE supervision ofc). Saying that Canada meddled in the elections and that Canadians voted in US elections.

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u/Lopsided-Rough-1562 2h ago

That's plausible.

And it's frightening that it's plausible.

I've lived through too many once in a lifetime events the last twenty years. Let this not lead to another

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u/pleasegivemepatience 8h ago

Or you’ll be the excuse for them trying to cancel or interfere with them, due to ‘foreign interference’ like they’re doing with China.

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u/BleuRaider 8h ago edited 7h ago

Wrong. They’ll blame trans people one sentence before. They’ll then probably concoct some conspiracy of a trans, black, Canadian-trained domestic terrorist cell backed by Ukrainian funding who entered the country from Mexico. Gotta go after everyone conservative Americans hate in one blow.

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u/but_a_smoky_mirror 9h ago

If that happens most of us will be thanking you.

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u/ffdfawtreteraffds 5h ago

IF the Republicans lose control of the feckless Congress in November, the Republicans will look to blame anyone, and you're certainly one convenient option.

While they do speak for all of us, many, many of us do NOT agree with what the fuckers say. My hope is the many, many ACTUALLY vote this time. I wish I could feel more confident than I do. Heaven help us...

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u/rackfloor 8h ago

Absolutely building the pretense for some action.

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u/Keytarfriend 10h ago

American politics has "annex Canada" as a recent topic.

The hell you mean "keep your nose out", y'all crossed that line first.

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u/Mysterious_Camel_717 7h ago

And Greenland, and Venezuela, and the strait of Hormuz, and possibly Norway if their stupid government won’t recognise trumps commitment to peace goddammit!

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u/TriceratopsHunter 6h ago

Not to mention, coordinating with various separatist movements within Canada.

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u/yanginatep 4h ago

Just today Trump reiterated his 51st state bullshit

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u/canada_mountains 10h ago edited 10h ago

This is hilarious, after the recent reporting of American Republicans are trying to help the Alberta separatists (for those that are not Canadian, Alberta is a province in Canada, and Trump's people met with Alberta separatists before, and now this recent news):

Revelations about talks in Washington where Alberta separatists suggested exchanging water and oil for U.S. support, and in Calgary where separatists met secretly with Republican strategists, have sparked an outcry from federalists – and a call for legislative change.

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A Globe and Mail investigation on Saturday reported that Republican political operatives were on the ground in Alberta this year to assist the separatist campaign in its bid to leave Canada, while harbouring their own aspirations for the province to secede. The investigation also found that when Alberta separatist leaders went to Washington to meet with the State Department, they offered up key assets from the province’s resource portfolio, including access to fresh water and royalties on crude oil, in exchange for help transitioning to independence.

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The investigation also revealed that separatist advocate David Parker brokered an invitation-only meeting near the Calgary airport in January, where Republican strategists from Michigan discussed software that could be used to boost the sovereignty campaign and help sway the referendum outcome.

https://www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/article-alberta-separatists-talks-with-gop-spark-call-for-change-from-calgary/

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u/BringbackDreamBars 10h ago

help transitioning to independence

Unidentified men with AR15's and black F150's crossing the border when?

Jokes aside, this is so similar to a lot of Russian rhetoric/strategy towards Ukraine/the Caucausus.

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u/BrothelWaffles 9h ago

The parts of the MAGA playbook that aren't from Project 2025 or Thiel and Musk's little gaggle of technocrats are straight out of Russia and the USSR's playbook. The whole TDS thing and trying to have it classified as a legitimate mental illness is one of those pages. Destabilizing neighboring countries to expand your territory is another.

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u/active2fa 9h ago

Imagine this: china looks like a more rational actor in this scene.

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u/preaching-to-pervert 8h ago

Yeah. It's sucks but it's true right now.

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u/SnooPineapples3952 5h ago

It's seriously messed up when the Chinese are the more rational and preferable option - And we know that the Chinese are an oppressive one party state that tolerates no dissenting politics and just as culturally conformist as MAGA is.

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u/According-Try3201 10h ago

it's the ruzzian rulebook: accuse the other side of what you're about to do

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u/debbie666 7h ago

Every accusation is a confession.

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u/Beneficial_Handle942 8h ago

The Republican Party has become the party of division, here in the US and around the world.

I will say the US has recently been uniting a lot of countries in their strong dislike of what America has become.

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u/OneTotal466 8h ago

Always accuse your opponent of what you are guilty of.

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u/Thick_Advantage_4126 9h ago

Came to say the same thing. So rich of them to suggest anything on this topic. It's worth noting that at least the Americans wouldn't act like cowards (as Ottawa is) when faced with seditious behavior from abroad. They seem to be pretty cowardly with seditious behavior domestically though

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u/DisastrousAcshin 8h ago

What would you like Ottawa to do in a province that's already selling separatism on federal overreach? What actionable proof have you seen that they should be acting on?

The separatists are about to lose their referendum, so when that happens and shit escalates, I expect to see action taken. As of right now I feel they're going to see how this sham of a democratic referendum plays out

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u/thaddeusd 8h ago

<cough> Saudi flights on 9-11. <cough>

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u/No_Mission_8571 10h ago

How about the U.S just Fuck right Off !

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u/BetterZedThanDead 6h ago

This guy gets it.

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u/sea_rex2 10h ago

That's rich coming from US, I'm just saying...

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u/Silent-Obligation-49 10h ago

Apparently this clown doesn’t understand that Canada wants nothing to do with the US as it run by a criminal dictatorship.

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u/Matt7738 6h ago

From the country who has repeatedly threatened the actual sovereignty of Canada?

Get fucked… respectfully.

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u/Objective-Age-2462 5h ago

Get fucked allright. Not neccessarily respectfully either.

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u/Philisophical-Catman 5h ago

Hard agree on that one. Respect is a two way street and with the disrespect being levelled at my country from our southern neighbours, we don’t owe them an iota of respect. As far as Im concerned the gloves are off and Im going to give as good as I get.

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u/PistoIs 4h ago

And not respectfully too... especially.

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u/micromanminisavage 10h ago

Hoekstra should keep his nose, and the rest of his body come to think of it, out of Canada altogether.

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u/Formal_Ruin_8096 9h ago

The Canadian government really needs to step up and send this idiot home

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u/Vhoghul 5h ago

No reason to. He's helping to unite Canada like never seen before.

Every time he opens his mouth, we get further united in our hatred of our southern neighbours. The few MapleMAGA that are pro US, that aren't Russian bots, are being further and further ostracized from society in Canada.

Hoekstra deserves the order of Canada for uniting us in hating him.

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u/super_fallguys 10h ago

As an American, I think the ambassador should take his own advice and go fuck himself.

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u/badgerj 9h ago

I’m starting a new website. “OnlyGlans”. This footage should fit right in. Pun intended! 🍁🇨🇦

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u/Vegetable-Top-5850 10h ago

B*tch, the US supported srparatists in Alberta

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u/Fkyournonsense 6h ago

*is actively supporting

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u/CommercialAd8439 9h ago

And yet they collude with Canadians to have their provinces separate from Canada.

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u/Fillyerboot 10h ago

Setting the stage for ignoring the election loss coming up. Blame it on interference. Fuck you yanks. 

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u/aussie_shane 7h ago

The irony of asking another country to keep their nose out of American politics.

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u/sofa_lurker 7h ago

And yet they keep meddling in other nations politics, whether they are sending American politicians to "study and observe", tariffs tailored to steer an election, or outright military intervention.

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u/bobcat116 6h ago

Only Russia is welcome to meddle in American democracy.

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u/Roadie73 6h ago

Right?.... That boat sailed long ago,.

If they find something amounting to interference "they'll respond to it." ... LMFAO... Like they did when the Mueller report came out? What a joke. Russia has owned them for a decade of more now.

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u/desertrat75 9h ago

Trump, “We’re gonna make Canada a state!”

Also, “Stay out of US politics!”.

WTF. I’m so ashamed of my country.

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u/record_only_water 8h ago

an insecure toddler narcissist (and pedophile) is the president.

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u/Jelloburns 8h ago

This US Ambassador has a petition to the House of Commons with over 275,000 signatures to remove him from his post. We hope that the Canadian government will show some mettle, do the right thing and declare Mr. Hoekstra persona non grata. This individual has consitently displayed behavior unbecoming to his station. He needs to go, and our government needs to make clear that it will not tolerate this behavior or interference from any foreign dignitary. 🇨🇦

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u/LeftToaster 7h ago

I'm so sick of this troglodyte

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u/ottwebdev 10h ago

Every accusation is a confession.

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u/Nice_Dependent_7317 10h ago

That’s rich, coming from a country that has spent decades sticking its nose into other countries’ affairs, instigating wars, fueling terrorism, and whatnot.

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u/The5YenGod 9h ago

But it is fine than Musk and Trump mendle in foreign affairs. What a joke

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u/gangleskhan 5h ago

Meanwhile, I read that the GOP has dispatched people to Alberta to advise on how to convince people to vote to secede from Canada...

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u/scottengineerings 5h ago

Not just dispatched. They were actually caught in the act:

An investigation by The Globe and Mail revealed that U.S. political operatives and government officials have been engaging with Alberta separatist groups ahead of the province's October 19, 2026 referendum.

https://www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/article-alberta-separatism-canada-united-states-republican/

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u/DaBluedude 2h ago

As an Albertan fighting US influence on my province this dude should take a strong dose of his own medicine.

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u/BKinBC 9h ago

Lord knows the Americans stay out of Canada's business.

What an absolute douche canoe.

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u/Ok-Shift5122 10h ago

I dislike all Americans
I detest a certain group of Americans
I despise and spit venom at a few Americans.

He is one of them.

Fuck this clown. Get the fuck out of my country.

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u/okiedokie2468 10h ago

Seems a little pot-kettle to me

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u/Cloudhead_Denny 9h ago

Screw you Hoekstra, you guys are directly financing the separatist movement in Alberta. As always with US nonsense, it's guilt by accusation.

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u/NowGoodbyeForever 8h ago

Elon Musk said that Quebec should separate from Canada literally earlier this week.

Every accusation is a projection with these desperate, soulless pedophiles.

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u/Exact_Patience_9767 10h ago

America, Canada will make a deal with you. You release the fully unredacted Ebsten Files and Canada will not intervene in your cracked out hot mess of a poitilical system.

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u/darodardar_Inc 10h ago

the loss of respect the world has for USA in just a few years will be studied for decades

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u/ObviouslyRealPerson 10h ago

The end of the Trump administration can't come fast enough. This idiot is going to be out on his ass immediately after

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u/wavydave1965 9h ago

But never forget it was Americans who voted this idiot into office. Twice. Plus half the country still supports the guy and there’s plenty of MAGA Trump wannabees that are itching to take over when he’s gone.

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u/annaleigh13 9h ago

He says, as America pokes its nose into EVERYONE’S politics

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u/JPMoney81 9h ago

Maybe stop interfering/funding the Alberta seperarist movement first and then we'll consider listening to this bloated gas bag.

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u/pimpbot666 8h ago

‘Stay out of American politics’ closely followed by America interfering with Canadian politics.

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u/kahunah00 7h ago

But the US has no problem interfering with Canadian politics and Alberta's seperatist movement. The US is a fucking joke and can fuck right off!

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u/Good_Macaron3666 5h ago

Yes. Because many Americans hear about Canada all the time in U.S. media. Get a grip of yourself America. . .

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u/Particle_wombat 4h ago

Too late, we're going to do what we can next month but its going to be a long time before we can start reeling in this horseshit. On behalf of the 50-60% of us who are still sane i apologize. If we are successful next month in limiting the damage it would probably still be in your best interests to put as much distance as you can between us, as we have demonstrated that we cannot be trusted.

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u/W8kingNightmare 9h ago

Why are Republicans going to Alberta?

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u/Flangepacket 8h ago

Man. I’d love to meet this guy in the wild and let him know where he can fucking shove it. So tired of the hypocrisy and attempts to undermine Canadian sovereignty. Exhausting af.

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u/DoctorBocker 10h ago

If I call Pete Hoekstra a soiled sack of rancid suet, is that a political statement or no?

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u/MostJudgment3212 9h ago

Typical conservative playbook. Accuse others of what you’re guilty of yourself. The problem is that they’re much better at making the media make the big deal out of it.

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u/marklein 8h ago

Dear Pete,

Trust me, they WISH they could keep their nose out of USA politics. The problem is that USA politics keeps cramming its stinky ass into Canada's nose.

Sincerely, -random internet person

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u/mr_bakeo 2h ago

I’m tired of seeing this hemorrhoid in my news feed.

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u/wrenchedups 10h ago

A petition to remove the American ambassador has 275,000 signatures from Canadians.

“1. Formally declare Pete Hoekstra persona non grata and request his removal as U.S. Ambassador to Canada;

  1. Raise with the United States the pattern of conduct by Ambassador Hoekstra inconsistent with the Vienna convention on Diplomatic Relations; and

  2. Direct a parliamentary committee to review U.S. diplomatic interference in Canadian domestic affairs.”

https://www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en/Petition/Sign/e-7531

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u/GlassFlamingo71 10h ago

They're just mad because they like to be the ones doing election interference

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u/MuthaPlucka 10h ago

These scumbags always tell you what they’re doing by their own accusations

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u/Blearyhyde 9h ago

That’s rich, coming from a crumbling nation lol !

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u/mliving 3h ago

Says the country who has repeatedly entertained and funded Alberta Separatists, threatened Canadian sovereignty and routinely makes disparaging remarks about our Prime Minster and Premiers.

Fuck you!

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u/Shadowlance23 3h ago

The hypocrisy of this administration is breathtaking.

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u/WardenEdgewise 9h ago

As soon as the Orange Menace brought up the 51st State bullshit, American Politics very much became Canada’s business. That was equal to a declaration of war. The Canadian response to that should be equal. The Trump administration is the enemy of Canada.

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u/xxxdrakoxxx 10h ago

its very weird that a country's ambassador in foreign country is conttinuously acting like an asshole towards that country. this administration only has the asshole mode i guess. Canada should just kick him out.

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u/Current_Volume3750 10h ago

The hypocrisy from this party is mind-boggling. Although I shouldn't be shocked anymore.

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u/Gr_ywind 10h ago

This has to be peak irony.

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u/Nikiaf 9h ago

Is he really not aware of the irony of this statement? It's the classic american mentality of "it's ok when we do it".

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u/Antigone6 9h ago

“Don’t you dare do exactly what we do fucking everywhere.”

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u/Helios0186 9h ago

If only the US does the same.

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u/ottermann 7h ago

Dear Prime Minister Carney,

Please declare this doofus as Persona Non Grata, and deport his ass.

Pretty please? Asking for about 60% of Americans....

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u/DippyHippy420 10h ago

If Trump is not a Russian asset he sure does act like one.

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u/sea_rex2 10h ago

He is a FSB asset. Putin didn't even need to pay him for that, he is doing it for free... his cabinet is certainly full of compromised individuals...

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u/Wonderful_Nerve_8308 9h ago edited 9h ago

Maybe we'll stop if US keeps their nose out of everyone else's politics

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u/yepthisismyusername 9h ago

This administration feels that they are exceptional in every single sense of that word. It is breathtaking.

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u/DjAlex420 9h ago

The country that meddles in everyone else's affairs doesn't want it done to them? That's rich.

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u/watchitbend 9h ago

Baaaaahahahahaha, bahah, ha, hahaha, ha ha ha.... BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA. 

This fuckwit and his gaggle of imbeciles.

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u/mrprezident 9h ago

This guy needs to be rounded up and removed from Canada, quickly.

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u/Argosnautics 8h ago

Pretty clear where your nose has been, dipshit.

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u/TreatOk3677 8h ago

Can Peter Hoekstra get the fuck outta Canada.

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u/0dty0 8h ago

"You're gonna be our 51st state soon, eat a dick"

"Omg stay out of my business! What do you care?"

Pick a lane

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u/putin_my_ass 7h ago

This is another step in setting their preferred narrative that "Canada bad" because we're interfering in their internal affairs.

And since Americans believe themselves to be exceptional, they see nothing wrong with them interfering while others cannot do the same.

We do not, however, obey in advance. Get fucked Hoekstra.

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u/raven_478 3h ago

You first!! American MAGA politicians are the biggest hypocrites!

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u/Royal-Hunter3892 10h ago

Classic case of accuse the other side of which you are guilty.

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u/Upstairs_Owl_1669 10h ago

Remember when this absolute clown lied about “no go zones “and Dutch politicians being burned when he was the ambassador there? He’s objectively a pathetic joke. This is the only job he can get at this point because no one would ever hire such a loser

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u/Dartmouth-Hermit 10h ago

Every accusation from this human failure is actually a confession.

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u/anywho123 10h ago

Maybe keep your nose out of Trump’s ass?

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u/Ebomi 9h ago

But it is ok for Russia and other “enemy states” to meddle in US politics as long as it supports the GOP, gotcha.

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u/SerGT3 6h ago

Projecting much? What a loser.

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u/Fkyournonsense 6h ago

Meanwhile the US is actively getting involved in Canadian politics, trying to influence Alberta’s separatist referendum.

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u/Mhockeybuff 3h ago

This ambassador should not be allowed in Canada.

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u/Poufy-Ermine 2h ago

That's a bit rich considering all the meddling US does

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u/purpleplez 9h ago

Didn’t we try to kick this dick, out of Canada? Did Carney ignore all the collected signatures? The hypocrisy is mind blowing.🤯

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u/Prestigious_Task7175 8h ago

Yeah but by doing that you would be playing into the US hostile rethoric.

They know their ambassador shit talks Canada, that's why they chose him and that's the posture the US government told him to adopt, because they want a reaction from Canada that would justify more hostility, Canada does well by not playing that game, as it would fall right into the US bait.

It wouldn't be the first time in history someone send an annoying ambassador hoping he would get expelled/sometimes killed in order for something else to happen.

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u/DubiousWisdom8008135 8h ago

The petition is open until November 18th

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u/MJIsaac 8h ago

Speaking as a Canadian, that petition is pointless theatre.

It has no power to bind the government, and the individual in the role is irrelevant. It's not like the US would say to themselves, "oh, our ambassador pick was an asshole and they kicked him out, let's appoint someone more diplomatic now."

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u/Capital_Elderberry28 10h ago

Like tRump keeps his nose out of other countries politics? Who needs a new president?

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u/BigRigButters2 10h ago

How bout we (the US) keep our nose out of the world's politics as well

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u/Good_Tomato7381 10h ago

A rule for thee but not for me

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u/CleanAstronaut6659 9h ago

Because the Trump admin has stayed out of Canadian affairs lmao

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u/bubblegum-rose 9h ago

“If you’re a good country, fuck you. It doesn’t matter if you like us, if you’re nice to us, or even if our lives depend completely and absolutely on you. Fuck you if you’re good, if you’re democratic, or if you’re weak and fighting against tyrannical regimes. If you are a tyrannical regime, we’ll pretend to hate you, but secretly every night we have that dream where you fly in through the window.”

-The GOP

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u/Ambitious_Address667 9h ago

Damn thats ironic eh?

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u/xCameron94x 9h ago

Can we kick this guy out of Canada already. Sheeeesh 

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u/Overall_Curve6725 9h ago

Oh the irony. U.S. ambassador can FO

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u/PapaGilbatron 9h ago

Hey, US Ambassador…middle finger, sit and spin.

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u/slap_shot_12 9h ago

The self awareness of a hamster.

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u/Cuntributor 9h ago

No one cares, PETE, you sound like an asshole. Christ Almighty, not a day goes by in which the US doesn't keep our name out of their fucking mouths.

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u/maurymarkowitz 8h ago

Keep your nose out of American politics’

Yeah, that's only for the Russians!

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u/FoEQuestion 8h ago

Like Trump, Rubio, Musk, ..... stay out of Canadian (and Danish, and Ukrainian, and ....) politics?

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u/luvkaybay 8h ago

To use someone else’s words…” Quiet 🐷 “

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u/urbanek2525 8h ago

Or else what?

Yeah, didn't think so.

The threat is a fart in the wind. Go Canada. Do whatever you want.

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u/External_Excuse_9949 6h ago

Canada will do what we want with our nose but he can take his ass right out of our country.

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u/Wolfwod 6h ago

And what about the USA keeps it's nose out of everyone elses politics?

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u/MiWacho 5h ago

The audacity of this bitch

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u/rickside40 4h ago

Please get that fucker out of the country

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u/ShipRude504 4h ago

They are literally interfering in our Alberta referendum and are accusing us. Deflection is one of the tools in the narcissists playbook. Waiting for the day that I don't hear the name Trump mentioned. So draining.

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u/MommersHeart 3h ago

Get bent.

Better yet, go home. We don’t want you.

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u/railroad-dreams 2h ago

Ha. The president calls Canada the 51st state and he has the NERVE to warn Canada to stay out of US politics

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u/mo181918 1h ago

Maybe warn Russia too.

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u/Eiensakura 1h ago

Bloody rich coming from this walking putrid baloney.

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u/Red_River_Metis 9h ago

This guy can go fuck his hat and lick Trumps nuts some more

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u/doug4130 9h ago

What a loser

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u/martyrsmirror 9h ago

Heading for a midterms wipeout and it won't be because of anything Canada did.

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u/Big_Option_5575 8h ago

Canadians to U.S. ambassador....    Get the hell out of our country.

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u/Ntroepy 8h ago

Every accusation is a confession.

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u/TheMessInMyHallway_ 7h ago

Feel free to join the hundreds of thousands who have already signed the petition to get hoekstra out of canada https://www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en/Petition/Details?Petition=e-7531

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u/BananaJelloXlii 7h ago

"Bend over and take our abuse and keep your mouth shut."

What a dysfunctional shithole America has become.

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u/Ryan1980123 6h ago

Like the U.S. does? Your rapist pedophile president to start.

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u/ashoka_akira 6h ago

I have my American friend saying stuff like this and it’s like I’m perfectly happy to keep my nose out of your business, but you gotta keep your nose out of our business first.

maybe stop interfering with our politics and stirring up division and separatism here ffs.

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u/Manderspls 6h ago

Why is this piece of shit still in my country? Nobody fucking wants him.

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u/ShakeMyHeadSadly 6h ago

Potential 'political interference in the U.S. midterms'? Who are you trying to sell, jackass? That's the crap that you guys try and get away with. I am very tired of this Administration trying to paint Canada as an enemy.

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u/kevolad 4h ago

Look in the mirror when you say that and get your Republican proto-fascists out of my province

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u/TheRealBenDamon 3h ago

We have made Canada itself a matter of American politics. These fucking traitors are sickening.

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u/hannabarberaisawhore 2h ago

Reverse uno card, asshole

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u/bluebell411 2h ago

Hahaha. Look at the kettle, the frying pan and every dirty pot calling us out for interfering with their politics. What a moron

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u/BoilerSlave 2h ago

Gestures at Alberta Separatists

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u/Cinderella2u 2h ago

the hypocrisy is outstanding. what a jerk

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u/Apprehensive_Ring_40 2h ago

Usa has hands in others and wants other to stay out. Nah f that

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u/rizo36 1h ago

american politicians should keep their nose out of childrens...

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u/Badgerman97 1h ago

As our VP literally goes and campaigns for the AfD in Germany. These people piss me off so much

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u/ImedgeQc 1h ago

Start by doing the same you cheetos eating monkeys !

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u/DEEPSQUINT 10h ago

hello everyone, its your duty as a global citizen to spread disinfo in the internet about the us administration before the midterms

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u/Bad_Day_Moose 10h ago

Don't have to spread disinformation, factual information is all that is needed.

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u/Peter_Mansbrick 10h ago

You'd think so, but maybe if everyone lies and convinces republicans that Trump is an empathetic, caring person they might finally turn on him.

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u/Ambitious_Address667 9h ago

You dont even need misinformation for that, ive heard trump loves kids, thats gotta count for something right?

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u/ThePesticle 10h ago

If you want to discredit the Republican administration there is no need to spread disinformation...their factual performance is more than enough ammunition. 

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u/perfectpencil 9h ago

Spreading verifiable facts is probably more damning than anything else.

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u/seventy912 10h ago

Disinformation? Like Trump being a great guy with no Russian affiliations at all, that kind of thing? 

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u/dhdhdjdj2 10h ago

“Disinformation” lol. Just tell everyone what they’re actually doing is plenty.

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u/Amatorius 10h ago

We appreciate any help to deal with these inflated fuckers

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u/FunctionalGray 10h ago

Is it our job now that Ukraine destroyed bot farms?

That seems like a lot to ask.

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u/Ok-Customer4709 8h ago

Ya, only Russia is allowed to mess with our elections. /s

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u/hellranger788 10h ago

Coming from a country that’s been threatening annexation???

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u/Herb-Alpert 10h ago

That's kinda ironic, isn't it