r/whywouldyoutouchthat • u/KINGDONG5136 • 6h ago

Why?

15 Upvotes

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u/WillingArm2463 5h ago

Nightmare fuel

2

u/JayneWasRight 4h ago

This is the only correct answer

7

u/mlmurf 4h ago

Batocera parryi or Batocera frenchi depending on Asia or Australia. Longhorn beetle

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u/ILovePotassium 5h ago

These things look so weird and somehow we are the most dangerous animal on the planet??

1

u/charming-choom 3h ago

being covered on non hairy skin is weird as fuck

0

u/Sirbugknight 5h ago

… bruh most of this kind of beetle eat leaves. 

I can’t even think of anything else to add to this, except that maybe it would help to learn about creatures before saying things.

Have a nice day!

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u/questionable-advisor 2h ago

That sounds like EXACTLY the kind of thing a giant beetle would say RIGHT BEFORE IT EATS YOUR SOUL! YOU'RE NOT TRICKING ME!!

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u/MacrocosmosMovement 2h ago

Look at their username 'Sir bug knight' it's definitely a trap.

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u/Maelstromx2578 4h ago

Have you heard of this thing called a joke? Perhaps its' conceptual relative, humor?

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u/RICO-Them 4h ago

He just wanted to dunk on an ignorant random because he's such a smart big boy.

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u/Sirbugknight 3h ago

Oh, so you were joking?

Forgive me then, it’s hard to tell when someone is joking on the internet.

Have a nice day!

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u/akmly 4h ago

That's a bug. Because, it's a big bug.

3

u/NappyFlickz 4h ago

THEY CAN MAKE BREATHING NOISES!?

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u/MacrocosmosMovement 2h ago

I'm not sure that's breathing noises, it only makes those noises as it moves it's head, it might have little ridges on the back of it's head that are rubbing against the underside of it abdomen.

0

u/Alien_Amplifier13 1h ago

They breathe!! Lol

3

u/TonyTheDuke 3h ago

I don't care if its not AI, someone just tell me it's AI please.

3

u/Outside_Look790 6h ago

He's just happy to be involved 

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u/Outside_Look790 6h ago

But also, longhorn beetle.

2

u/TFUTWS 3h ago

I hate when i see shit like this because my douchebag brain will use it against me in my dreams

2

u/SoulShine_710 3h ago

It's not real It's a model of some kind

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u/Bunnie9019 2h ago

Why.. Just why are we touching things that look like it would or could eat you 🤦🏽‍♀️ I hope this beetle is poisonous let's just get the natural selection out of the way already....

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u/the_penis-mightier85 1h ago

Agreed I'm glad somebody else said it why the fuck would you pick this thing up now you're probably too scared to put it down

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u/1970_RoadRunner 4h ago

A Transformer?

1

u/TCB47 4h ago

Voldemort.

1

u/RGBlowMe 4h ago

Imagine getting bit by that.

1

u/Zerus_heroes 3h ago

A Kaiju baby I think

1

u/ChanceDue3063 3h ago

's a beetle.

1

u/Daria_Morgandorffer 3h ago

Disappointed metal music was not added to a video of a headbanging beetle

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u/Staff_Sadge 3h ago

A curio, or animatronic.

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u/Accurate-Survey6985 2h ago

Poor dood. 

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u/just_no_one_here 1h ago

That's kinda cute for a big bug

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u/Full-Tomorrow9889 54m ago

Wind-up toy ahh bug

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u/Therealginahandler 37m ago

Put the fucking thing down, i'm sure it doesn't want to be handled

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u/O_gr 5h ago

I want a 10 hour video of vibing beetle now.

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u/Repulsive-Lab-9863 4h ago

I am pretty sure it is less vibing and more really scared and angry, poor little guy.

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u/Training_Cupcake3242 5h ago

Man Kuuga is looking different.