I’m just going to leave this here

[u/SirSekerek]

White’s a great striker, but is he great enough to lead the line for the best team in MLS? Two games in a row he’s cost us a win with his finishing in alone.

[u/elephantgun42]

Why not Haaland?

[u/icoresting → u/elephantgun42]

time to start a gofundme to trigger his relegation release clause

[u/choose_wisely1122 → u/elephantgun42]

[u/SimpleSamples → u/choose_wisely1122]

Hard to believe Haaland has been a cap for over a year now.

[u/choose_wisely1122 → u/SimpleSamples]

Ya man. He is just injured, like everyone else.

[u/i_also_draw_things]

There is zero chance Harry Kane ever touches an MLS pitch.

[u/Ok_falconer → u/i_also_draw_things]

He said he wants to be a NFL kicker. Some NFL teams play on MLS pitches.

[u/ProfessionalAd4749 → u/Ok_falconer]

Chicago should be relocated off that god awful NFL pitch hopefully by the time he makes it to the states

[u/YVRBeerFan → u/Ok_falconer]

And pay more

[u/mr__windupbird → u/i_also_draw_things]

Especially not in the season before England has a home Euro tournament

[u/icoresting → u/mr__windupbird]

yeah, an MLS move is like 5-6 years away (if it ever happens at all)

[u/YVRBeerFan → u/i_also_draw_things]

In the 2020s

[u/icoresting]

a guy who's 3rd in the golden boot race in MLS apparently doesn't score enough goals so the solution is to just go sign one of the 3 or 4 best strikers in world football. it's really easy to do that for a team in the 15th best league in the world. why hasn't anyone thought of this before

[u/sharpnylon]

Haha no

[u/southsider74]

Sketchers 🔥

[u/Low-Inspection-3213]

We are too small for Kane’s ego. America only, sadly.

[u/blackpeppersnakes]

I can't get over him kissing tump's ass

[u/YVRBeerFan]

A beautiful idea about 6 years too early.

[u/DisorientedViking]

https://giphy.com/gifs/YUqRg9PpySKWMsJSgL

[u/PJbrilliant]

I’m gunna carry hopium and say he’s coming. Bayern is my Europe club