r/whatisit • u/Cultural_Fall_3255 • 4h ago

New, what is it? What is this thing.

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u/overdramaticpan 4h ago

longhorn beetle! while they look like they were born from hell's pyres, their bites aren't bad at all; it can break the skin, like a crab pinching you, but just put a bandaid on it and you'll be fine if bitten

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u/Redd1tRat 3h ago

This is a lie, if you get bitten, within a week you will become one.

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u/StrangeCrimes 3h ago

So that's what happened to Gregor Samsa.

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u/Dead-Calligrapher 2h ago

This guy Kafkas

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u/Many-Narwhal754 50m ago

When I hear people say Kafkaesque…