r/whatisit • u/Cultural_Fall_3255 • 4h ago

New, what is it? What is this thing.

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u/mazes_and_roses 4h ago

What the fuck country do you live in?! Glad I don't have things like that running around in Idaho?

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u/SteveMartin32 3h ago

Only thing Idaho has is potatos and ho's

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u/Oliver_Holzfilled 3h ago

And white power militias.

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u/lexiconhuka 2h ago

That's covered under hos

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u/SaltyArts 2h ago

At least hos have value idunno about white militias having value

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u/HawkHarder 1h ago

They have white values?

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u/lexiconhuka 2h ago

Easy, they are loot drops in the apocalypse. Each one will have an assortment of .45, .308, 556, and 9mm. With how loud they are it would be easy to find them

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u/Alki_Soupboy 48m ago

I like you. You are my friend now.

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u/Redseve 1h ago edited 1h ago

Not to be redundant but lots of Mormons too, it's practically northern Utah

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u/garitone 3h ago

And the Mormons who were too crazy to be allowed to stay in Utah.

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u/Axolotis 3h ago

The ones who couldn’t afford to go to BYU.

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u/Gino-Bartali 2h ago

I thought that subsidized tuitions was like the only outlet the church gives as a charitable return to their members after amassing $300 billion in stock market assets?

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u/Kindly_Stand_6895 2h ago

Nah. They give support to members struggling financially and have subsidized stores for things like food and clothes.

Every other Wednesday I help unload food for members who have requested it for free through the church. Sometimes the food doesn't get picked up, in which case the excess is donated to local food pantries. The church helped pay for my family's rent for a couple years when we were really struggling as well.

I know there's more education options than just BYU as well. Online you can take a variety of courses through Pathways and I helped with the church's English Connect courses for over a year.

I'm not entirely sure of the full extent of the church's charitable programs but I know some of them are made available to non-members and the members can be very well taken care of.

Also lots of volunteer work. They've been seriously increasing their young service missionary program so instead of sending all of the missionaries abroad to teach the gospel they're also sending missionaries to their local communities to do volunteer work full time without preaching the gospel. Local pantries, the VA, refugee immigration centers, schools, senior centers, you name it. It's a huge program around here where I live.

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u/Axolotis 2h ago

They don’t even pay for missionary mission expenses.

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u/Calabamian 2h ago

Jack Mormons…my fave.

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u/Educational_Fox5319 2h ago

And vocal white supremacists

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u/EnduranceBoxer 2h ago

The ones who all had the same daddy

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u/Certain_Expression41 3h ago

And bald faced hornets.

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u/Impressive-Owl1517 2h ago

We’ve got those in the Great Lakes too they’ve got to be about everywhere temperate 

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u/VoxInferni666 3h ago

And these things

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u/General_Mayhem2025 3h ago

I'm having An Officer and a Gentleman flashbacks! "And you don't have eyes, so you must be a ho!" Oh wait ...you DO have eyes...nevermind..

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u/Quintessence679 3h ago

Two of my favorite things, omw

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u/Anxious_Bison8007 3h ago

Fries and thighs

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u/Sovereign-Anderson 2h ago

Ore-Ida-ho's

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u/Brave_Quantity_5261 2h ago

And all the potato’s just left

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u/Laserkweef 2h ago

Also neo nazis

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u/healthy_fats 2h ago

Spuds and hos!

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u/PearlJamFanLV 2h ago

Po-tate-ho

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u/OKOK-01 2h ago

Thats like 2 of my fav things

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u/CastorVT 2h ago

not just potatos!

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u/ManWithBeard123 2h ago

is that you, Shane Gillis?

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u/SwimmingSpell8005 2h ago

They have Mormons too

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u/ShawnyMcKnight 2h ago

Two things I enjoy…

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u/dbeck003 2h ago

You calling my Mom a potato?

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u/Substantial_Fox9575 2h ago

I’m familiar with the first but not the last??

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u/karenskygreen 1h ago

And they aint good ho's

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u/value_meal_papi 1h ago

Hoflation is making it hard to live in Idaho nowadays

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u/JonaFray 1h ago

You mean u da ho?

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u/pyrodice 1h ago

"Miss Idaho" is Ebonics. If you know, you know.

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u/Akkerlun 1h ago

And don’t forget former Senator Larry Craig, the bathroom toe tapper.

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u/Ill-Positive6950 1h ago

Sign me up

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u/vjeremias 1h ago

Literally 40% hos

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u/UnderTheScopes 1h ago

Mo naked ones, at that.

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u/Jew-zilla 1h ago

And you don’t look like a spud, boy!

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u/agatakricti 4m ago

I'm a big fan of both. Maybe I should move there.

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u/thelimeisgreen 3h ago

And a bunch of racist Christian nationalists. Idaho has a lot of those.

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u/WholeTart6066 3h ago

Say it like a bad thing

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u/Far_Left_Extremist 3h ago

And the kkk