r/whatisit • u/Cultural_Fall_3255 • 4h ago

New, what is it? What is this thing.

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u/Ok-Yogurtcloset5555 4h ago

Seeing that fly at me would EVACUATE my bowels.

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u/Glittering-Source-63 2h ago

For a good 3 seconds I thought you said excavate my bowels 😆

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u/RevolutionaryKey8565 3h ago

Might as well lighten the load

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u/Dingus_McCringlebery 3h ago

I stood up to a goose once and thats what he did

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u/Aclevername1000 46m ago

Haha! geese are poopy turd ass holes.

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u/FewScore6082 3h ago

The good news is it's big enough to realistically take a swing at!

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u/Ok-Yogurtcloset5555 3h ago

Yeah but that moment of contact is gonna make me turn inside out with discomfort lol

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u/FewScore6082 3h ago

Yes!

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u/Ok-Yogurtcloset5555 3h ago

Bro... Idk what they're called but in Vegas we have the beetles that look like OP's post but about 2 inches and all brown. Looked over in my small one person bathroom at work during a shift. And this fucker was 2feet from me with the wings up ready to fly. My face said scream, but my mouth made silence, as I flailed away with my pants around my ankles.... super fun times

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u/FewScore6082 1h ago

Oh shit I used to live in Vegas and never saw one.

. Or one never wanted me to see it 👀

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u/10303816 2h ago

PARRY IT

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u/GertyFarish11 2h ago

But what if you miss?

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u/Important_Muffin1 1h ago

Watching this on the toilet so yes

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u/Ok-Yogurtcloset5555 1h ago

Had a similar experience on a small shitter with a smaller cousin of this bug in Vegas. Commented in this thread I believe lol

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u/BZLuck 1h ago

IT CAN FLY?

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u/hackneed 1h ago

🤣🤣🤣 funniest thing I've seen all day! Cheers, good sir!