Small prophet object - water device on bed?

[u/t3jan0]

What is this thing ? At first I thought it was an old CPAP and then an espresso machine!

[u/bantamw]

My sister in law had a Goblin Teasmade. She threw it out after her husband got very drunk and in the middle of the night decided to have a piss in the kettle portion, topping it up. Cue 6:30am boiling piss smell 😬

[u/Ok_Lawyer_829 → u/bantamw]

I'm humoured that you would say "sister in law and husband" rather than "my brother and his wife" like you just can't be related to some kettle peeing fool.

[u/TheStusha → u/Ok_Lawyer_829]

It could be OP’s spouse’s sister and her husband. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[u/bantamw → u/TheStusha]

Correct. It’s my ex-wife’s sister’s husband.