r/whatisit • • 1d ago

New, what is it? Small prophet object - water device on bed?

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What is this thing ? At first I thought it was an old CPAP and then an espresso machine!

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u/NiceTrySuckaz 1d ago

I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day.

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u/Sun_Bearzerker 22h ago

I can't tell if you're kidding or not, but you know you can get a plug in timer that will automatically turn the grill on at set times in the day, right?

Also I worry about the bacteria that may grow on the bacon in this time frame, but you do you.

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u/seamustho 21h ago

It’s a quote from the show the office lol

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u/Sun_Bearzerker 21h ago

Sigh, my chronic lack of pop culture knowledge strikes again.

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u/seamustho 8h ago

You should watch it! Show really hits its stride by season 2 first season is still good though.