never forget

every time i watch his stream, hes either talking to an ai, having an ai play the game, or having an ai write code for him. at this point why not just replace him entirely since he clearly doesnt like streaming

ur bald lol

Ive been working in the D face mines for about 2 or so years...My back aches and im ready to retire.

Been through so much already, each stream I meet my quota and yet it is never enough to satisfy mr Doug.

Shot my best shot in this community, I thing it is time to recover with a long deserved break.

In the long run, I dont think its sustainable to continue to produce D faces anymore.

The land has run dry, the data centers has lost the water, and we need a break.

Nuts is this Doug Doug guy, im retiring..... wait, why did thr basement door open...

D:

He can't even spell properly!!!

oh yeah also shooting chatters I guess

It was closer than expected, especially going into the final game on Monday, but we still beat Poo by a comfortable margin.

Our best score of the season so far, with 5 players scoring 10+, 4 of them with 20+. Warren and Nabers kept the game close for Poo, but Nacua and Cook eventually put it out of reach and got us the W. POGGIES!!! Poo did put up a good fight after suffering so many injuries to his team, but it's also no surprise as he picked up the GOAT Kirk Cousins, who's currently a top 10 qb in fantasy.

In other news, Doug just edges out Failboat 94 - 89 as Dan continues his search for a win. And of course it's Doug who gave Failboat the best chance at a win so far. Joov beat Linkus 105 - 87 while they are both missing players, Joov down 1, Linkus down 2. DGR defeated CJ 117 - 102 despite down a player. Finally, Moarf won 136 - 128 over Smant who benched two players that combined for 60+ points.

Next week we will take on Smant, with Nacua back, Cook and McBride continuing to perform, we should still be the favourite in this matchup. VICTORY AT ALL COSTS!!

Thanks for reading, and I'll see you next week.

i dont want lemonade from your bathrooms or orcs or wizards

Find the outlier...

Chat destroyed Failboat, as expected.

McBride and Kincaid might've been underwhelming, Kincaid averaged 17.25 points in the two games that we benched him, and averaged 2 points in the two games we started him looking like an FPL bum, but our star man Nacua is back and immediately delivered 23 points. Burrow and Cook were solid as usual and McMillian put on a show with 38 points, outscoring his previous three games combined. Interestingly enough, Dan's team is not as Patriot-heavy as before, perhaps he's realizing it's not working, still couldn't score triple digits tho.

In other news, Joov continues his winning way despite Smith-Njigba finally cooling down with only 10 points as he beat CJ 120 - 110. Smant beat Linkus 131 - 93. Doug beat DGR 111 - 101, who absolutely balled like crazy last week against chat. How convenient for Doug that DGR's team overperformed against us and underperformed against Doug, RIGGED!! Lastly, Poo beat Moarf 119 - 65 despite losing his first round Achane pick to injury.

As we are a few weeks into the season now and injuries happening every week, some are forgetting to sub out their injured players. Joov, Linkus, and Moarf all started players who definitely won't play in the past weekend. Fortunately, I don't think their results were heavily impacted because of it.

Looking into week 5, our opponent is Poo, whose team has been decimated by injury just 4 weeks into the season. Tougher opponent than Failboat, but still should be a win for chat. VICTORY AT ALL COSTS!

As usual, thanks for reading, and I'll see you next week.

Also, there's now a clip video for the draft but still doesn't include the stakes for the league. Didn't know Failboat's team was drafted by his parents, wonder who's managing that team now, with by far the most roster changes in the league 19, just four weeks into the season.

I don’t know if it’s a new Monster flavor, but I just found it, and I think it fucking rocks, and I fucking love it, but I want to hear your guy’s opinions on it. (I will put a photo of the flavor just so you guys can see it.) I also made a little something that I will also put down below. Hope you like it.

How dare he.

Is doug doug bald