r/WatchesCirclejerk • • Jun 14 '26

Images in the comments

119 Upvotes

Hello, respectable and elegant users of r/watchescirclejerk,

After a highly scientific and emotionally stable voting process where 47.7% voted to allow images in comments, 12.2% voted against it, and 40.1% voted for “fuck the mods,” a consensus has been reached: images are now allowed in comments.

You can look at the pool here

Please remember that AI-generated content is still against the rules, and bans will continue to be issued with the same speed, enthusiasm, and interpretive flexibility as before.

That is all


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • May 07 '26

NEW RULE

895 Upvotes

Hello degenerates,

Effective immediately, AI slop is forbidden. We’re all tired of the low-effort AI garbage flooding everything. If you post AI-generated content, you will be banned.

Ok, ciao.


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 7h ago

Newly bought Rolex in Thailand

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168 Upvotes

Hello reddit, I'm glad be in the presence of such experienced watchers and I would appreciate your dearest advice relating to my recent 65th birthday gift.

To kick things off, I recently went to Pattaya to explore the local nightlife and stumbled across what I believed to be a good deal. This Rolex was only 500 USD, which I, obviously, thought was a smokin' deal. I purchased said watch right on the spot. This was an unusual splurge for me (get it), even though I was on vacation, and this was my big retirement gift. However my friend at home recently told me he's never seen a rolex that looks anything like this, and that I most definitely got scammed.

I would consider myself a skilled pawn star (like the show), so I feel that it is unlikely for me to duped so simply.

Reddit, do your thing, thank you kind strangers.

-Jerry


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 6h ago

How do you guys deal with buyer’s remorse.

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64 Upvotes

Just bought a Seiko 62MAS reissue because apparently paying a premium to cosplay as a Japanese diver from 1965 is my idea of financial responsibility.

Spent an embarrassing amount of money on a watch whose entire selling point is that it looks like something Seiko made 60 years ago.

“Historical significance.” “Faithful reinterpretation.” “The original 62MAS laid the foundation for Japanese dive watches.”

Holy fuck, listen to me. I’m literally reciting Seiko’s marketing department just to cope with buyer’s remorse.

It’s not vintage. It’s not luxury. It’s a modern Seiko pretending to be an old Seiko, purchased by an idiot pretending to be a watch collector.

And the worst part? I genuinely hate the fucking thing after I bought this shit.

Should’ve bought an extra strap for my PAM, but apparently I needed 200 meters of water resistance to wash my hands at pub’s bathroom.


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 8h ago

Fanboys in the comments struggling to justify an $1,800 bracelet link

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63 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 14h ago

Bremont really out here saying it's the first British watch "to go" to the moon...because it is SCHEDULED "to go" to the moon on an unmanned module

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121 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 11h ago

Rolex won’t sell me watches, so i went across the street and overpaid by the thousands for watches I didn’t want

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74 Upvotes

-Ron


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 7h ago

What is the worst watch brand name ever, and why is it Zbioland?

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23 Upvotes

Or is it Crrju? Close call


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 8h ago

I am a billionaire ex-Navy Seal neurosurgeon that needs affirmation from a bunch of randos on the internet before I buy a watch. Which one should I pick?

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28 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 6h ago

Brave warrior super duper upset over post making it here.

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17 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1h ago

watch id on a dog wanker?

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• Upvotes

first billionaire lolcow istg


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 19h ago

At this point, having a watch brand that hasn't been to the moon is a point of difference.

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86 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 3h ago

Found This in My Closet: Is it Worth Anything?

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1 Upvotes

Hi,

I have no knowledge on watches and apologize if there are any rules for this subreddit against posts like these. I didn’t see any, so I thought I’d give it a shot.

I found this watch with a bunch of my parents old stuff in my closet. The front reads “Seiko, Quarzarama,” and the back reads “Base Metal Case, Dustproof, Stainless Steel Back.” I can’t find a serial number anywhere on it. Does anyone know if this is worth anything significant? Thanks for the help.


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

TFW you see a woman wearing a big rugged Casio watch!🥵

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118 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 21h ago

New score. I think it deserved a jerk or two…

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46 Upvotes

The SBGA 415. I jerked to it a couple of times already, but alas no circle…


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 17h ago

I'm so mad that a certified watchmaker couldn't fix my cosplay Chinese Rawlecks

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19 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 21h ago

Just had a guy ask if I could make his Daytona run backwards

33 Upvotes

a customer brought in a modern Daytona yesterday, full set, bought at grey market premium. he'd seen a TikTok claiming reverse-running watches are rarer and wanted to know if I could convert his. I told him that would mean rebuilding the movement as a mirror image. he asked if that was expensive. I said imagine buying the watch again. he said okay but would it hurt resale value. had to explain that a backwards chronograph isn't a factory variant collectors hunt for. he seemed skeptical. mentioned something about left-hand crowns being hot now. I didn't have the energy to connect those dots for him. left the watch for a routine service instead


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

/uj Watches are fun and I like spending money on them

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139 Upvotes

I have too much disposable income so I like to buy men’s jewelry to impress other people in the upper-lower-middle-class caste of Western Capitalism


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

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108 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Final flex boss: moser, Porsche gloves, cigar and golf at trump’s club

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83 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

What kind of watch should I get?

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91 Upvotes

Looking for something to wear in the jungle


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Calm down tough guy.

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289 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

The reality: "We put your watch in a box with a GoPro attached and tie it to a weather balloon". The marketing copy:

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50 Upvotes

Even funnier considering 120k feet is about 36 kilometers, which is only about a third of the altitude that is generally understood as being the "start" of space. The watches themselves look kinda neat but if you're gonna market yourself to space nerds you should try to get basic facts about space right...


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Ulysse Nardin Freak - Alternatives for Under $5?

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99 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 17h ago

(Grand) Seiko Mod

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So I recently purchased an Alpenist and found out about Seiko mods.
Obviously upgrading to a Grand Seiko would be the dream but I think I found a much more elegant diy approach.
We all know that GS lives off their dials.
So I was wondering if I zaratsu polish my dick hard enough and cum on my Alpenist could I recreate the texture of a Snowflake?
Does anybody have experience with that?
I think I might be on to something here…