I feel like ranting, feel free to skip to the end.
Over the past two days I've wasted hours (Doing other stuff while checking into the slow chat responses) trying to redeem a "Let us pay off your phone" loyalty upgrade offer I saw in my offers recently.
I initially thought it was nifty. It'd be a straightforward process to have my current device payment waived by Verizon and upgrade my phone. They're not philanthropists for sure, but a 36 month lock in to the new phone was acceptable enough. Less headache with this current phone. So I went to redeem it from my number specific offers, but it didn't apply to checkout. Just prompted me to pay off the full amount. Some hassling, couldn't find it later.
So I thought, okay fine. Support. I contact them, Ai, nope. Real agent please. Still felt scripted and AI assisted. Definitely not helpful. They mentioned flex, early upgrade, trade in, this, that. None of them were the promo I was talking about.
Right okay, I was certain I got the specific offer. But they kept on pushing me to get a new line with a new phone. Why would I get a new line and a new phone? So I asked for a different agent. Got the usual "give us time to review chat" still have to provide details after their "review"
Well they still took ten minutes between replies. Timed out. New agent. Same thing. Another agent. Same thing. All of these saying that they were "reviewing my account" before eventually stopping their replies and a new agent coming in. They'd say it wasn't showing up before trying to upsell me.
So I thought. Other carriers are offering the same thing if I switch. End chat, I'm switching. They call my phone number which I thought was funny so I didn't answer. But then they text me? I chat with a customer rep before they say "Great! We'll apply the loyalty promo to your account". I clarified that it was for the full payoff and upgrade and they said yes. Finally.
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The next day I just wanted to see if it was actually pending on my account. The agent said they had added a note on my account after all. But this new agent said it wasn't there, yet after a bit of talking they said "Right, we'll go forward with the promotion for full payoff and upgrade after all"
Then the agent tried to backtrack and upsell me on another line. Then he said "We'll give you a loyalty discount for $10/month off for a year" when I complained. So I was still unclear.
I had the screenshots and records, two agents had said they applied the very promotion that I saw with my own eyes. I call in to the line to speak to a real voice, they say it's not there, they'll give me a callback with the proper division to have a promotion correction. Dunno when. Dunno if I care after all of this lying.
At this point I've accepted that the only way to get this "promotion" is to just switch carriers. I'm fine with that. This has been a hassle.
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TL:DR: Loyalty payoff upgrade offer wasn't working. Two agents said they applied it to my account. I have screenshots of their promises, I even made sure to CLARIFY what the promotion was. And that it was for my account. They MIGHT call me, not even sure anymore. Too many lies.
Not so subtle push to switch.