I’ve had this pee kink for a very long time, and I’ve recently begun embracing it more. I have a bunch of stories from this summer. One time I peed my shorts while watching an eclipse.
A few months ago, I went on a group bike ride around the city where I live. The bike ride is big, and very social, and quite slow-paced, so I ended up drinking a lot of fluids over the course of a few hours without having anywhere to go to the bathroom. By night time, the ride ended at a brewery where I had a drink or two with fellow bike riders. Then, I went to a nearby bar for a few drinks with another friend. An hour or so later, I stood up leave and for the first time realized how badly I needed to pee. I was already intent on leaving, though, for the ~30 minute bike ride home, so I left without using the bathroom.
On the way home, the bike path crosses through a wooded area that opens into a big open field. As I came into this field, I could see the moon shining bright, and I remembered the eclipse. People had been talking about the eclipse that night, but I assumed I wouldn’t be able to see it, either because I wouldn’t be out late enough or because the skies would be too cloudy. I walked my bike off the trail to the middle of the field so I could get a good view and maybe a pic or two. As I reaching to get my phone out, I realized I had to take a mega piss super bad. My bladder could not possibly be any fuller, and the pee was about to burst out of me. I was also a little tipsy at this point.
There were no bathrooms nearby, but there was also nobody around. Plus, it was night time, and the athletic shorts I was wearing would hide a wet spot pretty well anyway. So I squatted down and just let loose in my shorts. I peeeeeeeeed and peed and peed and peed. The stream just drenched my underwear. I felt the warmth in my crotch first, and the pee stream wrapped around me to warm up my little butt before trickling out of my shorts into the grass. It felt so good, so nice and warm. While I was peeing, and peeing, and peeing, I had a chance to get a couple of good shots of the eclipse.
Once I was finally done, I got on my bike and had a soggy little bike ride back home, probably leaving a trail of droplets as I went. When I got home, the shorts and underwear went straight into the dirty laundry, and I went straight into the shower. I shared the pics I took with a group chat, and people liked them, though I’m the only one that knows the full story behind the pics.