The BBC was the only media group that didn’t cower and tremble. They continued because discovery was going to air ALL KINDS of dirty laundry of the DJT grift gambit. Good for them! Somebody has to have a spine.

nut gobbler - I’m dead.

My inner former child just fell in love with you - I, however, am crying I’ve laughed so hard 💀

My personal favorite is big brain talking to you about your luteal phase. Really. That statement along with contradicting himself regularly earn one reply: “B-Bye”

Good for you for ending it. Your sanity thanks you.

Good to know this - huge savings right there! Thanks.

If I did it, that would be what I drank…

If I can bring my dog, I’ll go - and to save fuel expenses, I won’t even require a return “home.”

an actual sense of humor

Dog treats - good luck getting them past the doorway and out of the house, though.

Mega Maid - she’s gone from suck to blow!

Oddly, I have found through my multi-decades of experience that the person who makes themself less available actually tends to get the promotion instead of the person who is always available and helps out without hesitation. Maybe it is subconscious thought, but the less available/strong, reinforced boundaries person gets the promotion because those boundaries tend to make them less influenced by employees, customers and has an overall stronger aura. I am by no means saying this is actual reality, but perception is reality.

Your last service on the vehicle, like oil change, will have the odometer reading and a windshield sticker for recommended mileage for your next one.

Wow. Color me completely shocked by absolutely none of this.

Both can be true, no??