Just why though

[u/PureResolve649]

This woman is crazy.

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[u/msjjae]

Was that suppose to be sexy? Cus it was kinda like watching a Komodo dragon swallow a goat

[u/WeightedPaper → u/msjjae]

Please stop, I can only get so aroused

[u/HulkJr87 → u/msjjae]

Perfect analogy

[u/youlldancetoanything → u/msjjae]

With two caterpillars watching from above

[u/AtomicSymphonic_2nd → u/msjjae]

Well… for some folks out there… it could be seen as a bit “superhuman” to do something like that. A fetish, maybe.

And who wouldn’t want to “breed” with Superman/Superwoman? 👀

For the record, this is really gross to me, too. lol

[u/SuspiciousJuice5825]

drank the cup and threw away the drink. It's like a dr. suess book.

[u/hereforthemadness → u/SuspiciousJuice5825]

Right. She swallowed the cup but spit out the drink? What?

[u/dr_tantis_moboggan]

This will make a hell of a story for an ER nurse some day

[u/thatSDope88]

Why her eye do that

[u/PrincessFucker74 → u/thatSDope88]

Drugs mmmmmmkay.

[u/jennhiltz → u/thatSDope88]

Weirdly the eye is the scariest part of this video for me, lol

[u/marinac1]

But I was waiting for the cup to come back up 😬

[u/The_Drunken_Khajiit → u/marinac1]

Oh it will, it will, just you wait

[u/Lucasazure → u/The_Drunken_Khajiit]

Which end and will the cup be whole?

[u/anothersip]

One way ticket to intestinal blockage and an ER visit?

"Sign me up," she said.

That's one of the actual dumbest things I've seen anyone do in a while.

[u/NikkolaiV → u/anothersip]

Yeah, smashing plastic cups like that makes them break, and exposes sharp edges. Bare minimum, there will be some exit wounds.

[u/anothersip → u/NikkolaiV]

Absolutely, I've definitely cut myself on broken plastic cups before. Cleaning up a party or whatever. Chewed on them as a kid, I'm sure.

...But swallowing one?

Darwin Award winner vibes. 🏆

[u/hat-trick2435]

She swallowed the cup and spit out the beer. That's alcohol abuse.

[u/deezsandwitches]

She looks like a carp Edit: 🐟

[u/TotesMaGoats_1962 → u/deezsandwitches]

Sucks we can't add photos. Had an epic one to send you 😂🐟

[u/Thablackguy]

But...why? 🤦🏾‍♂️

[u/davper → u/Thablackguy]

Only fans are in her future

[u/NS__eh → u/davper]

Damn you think she can do that with fans? That’s crazy, she should join the circus.

[u/Salary_Spiritual]

Once i was on the beach in Den Haag and i saw a seagull do the same thing with a plastic water bottle in which there was a fry. That seagull had more class in her right pocket than this lady

[u/siksultymemz]

Where’s the cup?! WHERE’S THE CUP?!

[u/SpringSings95]

Im realizing she spit all the drink out, and only ate the cup

[u/Red-headedlurker → u/SpringSings95]

I mean, the cup's the best part!

[u/RuinsOfCoolness]

M̶i̶c̶r̶o̶Macroplastics

[u/banananananananana_7]

This is making me gag watching, did she just swallow the mf cup

[u/thaddmitchell → u/banananananananana_7]

Some people spit... she swallows.

[u/theLastBourbender]

It's disturbing that this video cuts off where it does. The shape of that cup seems like a one way trip

[u/OwnBunch4027 → u/theLastBourbender]

I mean, my thought exactly, is that a suicide?

[u/ammh114-]

Ewww. I mean i'm a chick, so i'm clearly not the target audience. But I don't even know that a dude would like this.

[u/hotlovergirl69]

Did she swallow the cup??? Wtf?

[u/djzerocool]

Did… did she…. Did she eat that cup and spit out the alcohol?

[u/Norader → u/djzerocool]

The cup was what she really wanted. The alcohol is poison for the body.

[u/iCanReadMyOwnMind]

"Wait! How did my mom die?!"

[u/lennonisalive]

Why does she look like a carp

[u/whyamiawaketho → u/lennonisalive]

Is it the liquid spewing from her mouth, perhaps

[u/lennonisalive → u/whyamiawaketho]

That is definitely contributing, I was more focused on the crazy eyes

[u/Recycled_Decade]

How are you passing that. My stomach is killing me watching it.

[u/Sea_Western_1999]

Did……did she swallow the whole cup?😧

[u/OneSadIndividual]

did she swallow that cup? Why? We need a follow up. That is gonna be one hell of a hang over.

[u/Unclebonelesschicken]

What in the fuck did I just watch…

[u/virusofthemind → u/Unclebonelesschicken]

Some getting ready for a lacerated ring piece.

[u/Siriuswot111]

I too eat my beer with the skin still on

[u/Alternative-Bite3971]

Holy CRAP THAT MADE ME FUCKIN GAG

[u/Lucasazure → u/Alternative-Bite3971]

Not her though!

[u/AlternativeWonder471]

She is definitely in the running for a Darwin award if she keeps it up

Edit: spellin

[u/Playnu2]

Thats a drug mule

[u/apo539]

Tf was that dumbass look on her face? 😂 was that supposed to be her sexy look? 🫪

[u/Stayofexecution → u/apo539]

She’s got a lazy eye and is cross eyed too.

[u/scarletxgrace]

Did she swallow a fucking cup?? What was that look? Horrifying

[u/Additional_Can_997]

If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.

-Chris Rock

[u/ILoveLamp_1995]

You know that's her one and only talent, being a Goliath grouper

[u/PureResolve649 → u/ILoveLamp_1995]

Definitely the party trick she does, every single time.

[u/Europe72Alive1]

She’s not going home alone tonight

[u/spookyhappyfun → u/Europe72Alive1]

True. She’s going to the ER instead to have that cup removed from her esophagus.

[u/Darkconer]

I was hoping she was gonna close her mouth and spit out an empty cup.

[u/Fenrir324]

When you only have one thing to offer

[u/Apart-Ferret-2707]

One less cup in a landfill,shes just tryin to do her part for the enviroment yall

[u/BurritoBowlw_guac]

What happened to the cup??????

[u/PureResolve649 → u/BurritoBowlw_guac]

I’ve been searching for a follow up video and it’s a dead end. I think this is Philadelphia though.

[u/Lanna33 → u/BurritoBowlw_guac]

She swallowed it whole. I hope her friend can perform the Heimlich maneuver.

[u/joeyjoojoo → u/BurritoBowlw_guac]

Macroplastics

[u/Carlos_Infierno]

You have ugly talents, Martha

[u/gutter_slutmaxxing]

Is this shit in reverse?

[u/Slytherin-elite]

I’m drunk browsing reddit and this shit almost made me throw up lol

[u/66vocho]

So, she’ll be shitting that out right? That’s the trick.

[u/bulldog5253 → u/66vocho]

I guess she has never heard of an impacted bowel.

[u/malthak → u/bulldog5253]

I don't think that will reach her bowels. That won't pass through the pylorus.

[u/TotesMaGoats_1962]

She's recycling plastic.

And brain cells, apparently

[u/sexybeast70]

Well that's gonna hurt coming out

[u/lackadaisicalday → u/sexybeast70]

Intestinal blockage possibly

[u/drunk_funky_chipmunk]

How else is she supposed to prove she’s a baddie

[u/chaotic_loverrr]

"this plastic is tastier than beer"

[u/Normal_Opposite_9864]

good way to die

[u/adullploy]

She swallowed the cup? Like those damn sea turtles who can’t stay away from trash. Giant big ocean but they always find the trash.

[u/goblinwitch95]

Nobody is going to comment about the dead eyes and those lashes that make it look like someone is trying to dress up a dead person???

Edit: wait omg look at how she is standing LMAO the more I watch this the more I am horrified on a visceral level.

[u/Leading_Dig2743]

She spat the cup out her mouth which not shown in this video edited for rage bait

[u/in-a-microbus → u/Leading_Dig2743]

Thank you! I was really worried that she swallowed that cup!

[u/Anti_Spedicy]

This is the first time, and hopefully the LAST, that I've seen someone swallow a fucking cup

[u/earlubes]

How is she gonna shit that thing out?

[u/dmj9 → u/earlubes]

If you have to ask you can't afford it

[u/earlubes → u/dmj9]

Well yeah but I wanna know

[u/Kind-Shallot3603 → u/earlubes]

Bold of you to assume this will make it through her intestinal track

[u/rando_mness]

She shits out props for the 2 girls 1 cup set crew.

[u/rustyredditortux]

doing all of that just to spit all the drink out 💔

[u/mysqlpimp]

One person, one cup, and a daily allowance of macro plastics.

[u/EquivalentSnap]

That hurt my throat looking at it 😭

[u/JADE_Jador → u/EquivalentSnap]

I choked to death while looking at it

[u/yihihi]

I wasn’t ready for the end

[u/Phatbeazie]

Top Award for Healthy relationship with her father

[u/dissoland]

For attention, i guess.

[u/p0is0n]

The eyes though. Reminds me of a dead goldfish. 

[u/TheRealRickC137]

"My name is Classi, with an I, and a little dick hanging off the C that bends around and fucks the L out of the A S S."

[u/Usual-Championship88]

How is that going to digest or come out?

[u/Kind-Shallot3603 → u/Usual-Championship88]

Horribly. That shits gonna lacerate probably multiple internal organs

[u/trixayyyyy]

Is she poopin that out?

[u/PureResolve649 → u/trixayyyyy]

r/AskDocs

[u/Prudent-Mix-6601]

🎶 Dumb ways to die. So many dumb ways to die. 🎶

[u/infinityy_stoned]

That’s someone dooter 😔

[u/Mister_Way]

"Why?"

do you really need to ask what she's showing off here?

[u/PureResolve649 → u/Mister_Way]

I get that part, but I’m talking about eating the mf. My guess is her man says, “show em how you eat a d*ck bae”. And the rest is history.

[u/maybebaebea]

"How did you get a plastic cup lodged in your intestine?"

"Well, you see-"

[u/PureResolve649 → u/maybebaebea]

She’ll probably just show the Dr. the video.

[u/LeCouchSpud]

Now clean that shit up dumbass

[u/Fantastic-Ad6692]

Yup super trashy and the opposite of sexy.... damn

[u/Signal-Difference-13]

Gross

[u/Savoygirl93]

Is she ded?

[u/_BLACKHAWKS_88 → u/Savoygirl93]

Definitely blacks out before they started giving her the Heimlich.

[u/blueghostfrompacman]

We really need better resources for people suffering from mental health issues

[u/Tepeshe]

Im trying to avoid microplastic. She just cba, swallows macroplastics

[u/nullNobody]

The humble sea turtle.

[u/DeezNutzzzGotEm]

Mentally ill

[u/WhippetRun]

She was cool ...UNTIL SHE BOA CONSTRICTED THE CUP

[u/tone187]

When micro plastics ain’t a problem

[u/LN_McJellin → u/tone187]

She said fuck it, macro plastics are a go.

[u/mizdavilly]

What size throat is that ? And how big big of a diameter can it hold ?

[u/OxHoneyCurvesXo]

Why

[u/Brightlightingbolt]

That doesn’t seem all that healthy

[u/Karhak]

Why would you risk choking to death on the floor of a nightclub?

[u/goblinwitch95 → u/Karhak]

For the male gaze, I presume.

[u/kodeks14]

The instructions were unclear. Spit out the drink and swallowed the cup.

[u/Gadivek]

She wants the macroplastics

[u/starfleetdropout6]

Fucking weird and gross. Didn't even look human.

[u/SpringSings95]

I almost threw up watching her stuff the cup in. Like the alcohol wasnt already bad enough 😭😭

[u/ItsGreasefrmALC]

LMAO

[u/scarletxgrace → u/[deleted]]

God thats so sad

[u/istolethesun12]

We get it. You suck dick 🙄

[u/edge70rd]

Anything for attention

[u/M4sterofD1saster]

I hope her friends have the EMTs on speed dial.

[u/caprikaironic]

Um

[u/JonBoyWhite]

Did she eat the fucking cup?

[u/m0nk37 → u/JonBoyWhite]

She ate the fucking cup. 

[u/zlouk]

So, did it come back? DID THE PLASTIC CUP COME BACK?

[u/ambifiedpersonified → u/zlouk]

RIGHT??! The fuck she just do??

[u/popcornkernals321]

Imagine that’s you all drunk and sloppy with your girls having a blast. Then you choke to death on the floor of some bar doing whatever the fuck this is.

[u/101forgotmypassword → u/popcornkernals321]

She throwing up outside the club sounding like a someone tipping over a beer pong table.

[u/PureResolve649]

Who the hell is tapping on her throat though!? I feel like it’s the boyfriend showing off his lady

[u/LN_McJellin → u/PureResolve649]

Right. All the while her dumbass looking like she’s trying to fight to keep her eyes from repelling from one another like same-polarity magnets that got too close.

[u/RottingPinhead]

What the fuck

[u/Tek-Twelve]

Imagine this is your child

[u/youlldancetoanything]

Drunk logic

[u/pezchef]

she sure said, "f them micro plastics"with that cup, huh.

[u/Bluecobber]

Ew

[u/Veliticus]

I threw up watching this

[u/ChiefRasta]

Waste of alcohol & time

[u/NormalSea6495 → u/ChiefRasta]

That was my thought: this economy is wasting alcohol it's an important mental health resource.

[u/ChiefRasta → u/NormalSea6495]

I woulda been more impressed if she swallowed the cup

[u/heyitshim99]

I think she misunderstood the whole concept of a drink. You are supposed to swallow the liquid and get rid of the cup not eat the fucking cup and spit out the drink. How did she manage to fuck that up?

[u/Sea-Independent-726]

im fucking mortified

[u/Coldchinesef00d → u/Sea-Independent-726]

Second hand embarrassment honestly

[u/Chrismonn]

Is this what they call the ick

[u/FatalErrorOccurred]

Drugs are hell of a drugs.

[u/Huntthatmoney]

Just drunk and stupid

[u/goblinwitch95]

Horrific.

[u/Enough-Honeydew4176]

Gross

[u/CunnilingusExtremo]

She did it her way. Alcohol is bad for you.

[u/WhyMe_blah]

That looked so degenerate 🥴

[u/cantstandyourface12]

Straight trash

[u/AWESOMEGAMERSWAGSTAR]

Onlyfams ya getting out of hand damg gon it

[u/nthensome]

She seems nice

[u/SynthError404 → u/nthensome]

You can’t save her but you can try you got about 3 minutes max so make it a rush job

[u/Stillwater-Scorp1381]

repulsive behavior

[u/AhmOB]

Trash recycling in action ♻️

[u/Strict-Particular-35]

Oh she section 8 sexy

[u/FelineSoLazy]

Macro and microplastics inside her

[u/PureResolve649 → u/FelineSoLazy]

I’m sure she made sure it was BPA free.

[u/cornonthedogs]

It was fun and then it wasn’t

[u/uhuuuh262]

Ewwwwwwwww

[u/Earth_Worm_Jimbo]

WTF

[u/pinba11tec]

Is this one of those things like twerking where the concept is supposed to be sexy but it's fucking not

[u/natural-situation420]

She swallowed a plastic cup!?!?!? 😳

[u/SynthError404]

Classy

[u/cmfreeman]

Because you'll post it on reddit.

[u/Dependent-Toe-3359]

Okay, this is one of those videos where the more I watch it, the more questions I have 😂

But the choking comment is actually pretty valid. If she genuinely swallowed that plastic cup, that's not just "microplastics" or some harmless party trick — it's a foreign-body ingestion. Something that large could potentially get stuck in the esophagus or digestive tract and cause an obstruction or, more rarely, a perforation.

That said, the comment saying she'd automatically need surgery isn't quite right either. A lot of swallowed foreign objects pass on their own, and some that get stuck can be removed with an endoscope without surgery. It depends on the object's size, shape, where it gets lodged, and whether she's having symptoms.

Also, technically we can't even prove from this clip that the entire cup actually made it into her stomach. It definitely LOOKS like she swallowed it, but with viral videos I wouldn't make that claim with 100% certainty.

Either way, risking choking or a trip to the ER for a nightclub video is absolutely wild. 😭 And somehow she managed to keep a completely straight face through the whole thing.

[u/Foxwglocks → u/Dependent-Toe-3359]

She’s swallowing macro plastics lol

[u/Dependent-Toe-3359 → u/Foxwglocks]

😂 Okay, “macro plastics” got me. That’s actually the perfect description here. I know microplastics are the thing everyone talks about, but if she really swallowed that cup, she skipped a few steps and went straight to the full-size version. 😭 Jokes aside, that’s why I was saying it’s more of a foreign-body ingestion issue than a “microplastics” issue if the whole cup actually went down.

[u/Learntobelucid]

Let her show off her talent

[u/_Affexion_]

I used to be able to put a beer bottle in my cleavage and drink it by doing a backbend. The point was free beer, she... She somehow made this not only significantly more sexual, but wasted the booze? I'm confused about the point? Does she need an ER now to get off work Monday?

[u/slipnsloop45]

Nauseating! Just the look-at-me exhibitionism, never mind the spitting and swallowing the cup! A woman to avoid!!

[u/softstones]

As her father, I’m very proud of my little trash compactor.

[u/One-East8460]

I don’t get it. Why?

[u/Buckeye3327]

I’m wondering if that would just pass straight through her digestive track. Break down any in stomach acid? She’d need surgery if that blocks her shit up

[u/BeTheBall-]

RIP

[u/Unhappy_Painter4676]

I mean, why the fuck not, God works in mysterious, yet amazing ways.

[u/Lemoninawound]

Mmmm plastic 🤤🤤🤤

[u/Sirulrich03]

Well that was educational. How impressive. I’m sure she is making her parents proud.

[u/Amorican1969]

What a buffoon.

[u/ghostofstankenstien]

Mom?!

[u/bUrNtToAsT314]

One mans trash is another mans...

[u/No_Seaworthiness8880 → u/bUrNtToAsT314]

Recycling

[u/Host_Necessary → u/bUrNtToAsT314]

Gutter trash

[u/Ok-Win2072 → u/bUrNtToAsT314]

Most he could do

[u/PureResolve649 → u/bUrNtToAsT314]

Mother or sister.

[u/DoesBasicResearch → u/bUrNtToAsT314]

... compactor.

[u/MostOriginalNameEver]

She can fix me