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u/RemyVonLion 13h ago
Can you imagine being part of the 1% and being constantly geeked while barely having to work if at all? Truly living the dream.
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u/1kpointsoflight 12h ago
Being hooked on cocaine sux ass. I can’t imagine that being the way I chose to make my life suck when I made it to easy street
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u/Turbulent-Rub-3509 8h ago
My cycle was I have a couple drinks, then have a couple shots and go call the bag man then pick up a 12 pack on the way home then go call my bag man again two in the morning then listen to the birds at five and regret everything I did.
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u/ProudMount 4h ago
I'm really glad these days are history for me. The birds mocking you in the morning finally convinced me.
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u/1kpointsoflight 8h ago
The fucking birds…. I’d sing along if I only knew the words
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u/Bimitenpix 2h ago
Nothing ever made me feel more headly than coming down from cocaine at 5-6 in the morning
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u/noface8137 11h ago
Well when life looks like easy steet, there's danger at your door
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u/1kpointsoflight 8h ago
Hey now! Maybe she had too much too fast
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u/noface8137 8h ago
Hey now 👋🏻 or maybe the dark is from her eyes?
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u/1kpointsoflight 8h ago
You know your user name is on point for this topic
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u/noface8137 7h ago
Can't feel your face if you don't have one haha in all seriousness it's a reference to a studio Ghibli movie I really love. A character from that movie is called No Face.
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u/RemyVonLion 12h ago
Well yeah that's why you switch it up constantly and only have cocaine occasionally lmao
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u/Useful_Kale_5263 11h ago
This was my first thought. Imagine doing a line off whatever historical shit they have, then pulling up to be on TV with the bros/bras to give a speech, that I know for a fact they were cheesing about while doing lines.
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u/wtfVlad 12h ago
Honestly it is probably extremely overwhelming and I imagine it feels like your life is spiraling. Not giving sympathy to anyone in congress, but I certainly dont envy them.
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u/RemyVonLion 12h ago
Are you kidding me have you tried Adderall? I've never felt more on top of the world lmao
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u/Accomplished-Head449 12h ago
For someone with insane ADHD it was meaningless
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u/RemyVonLion 12h ago
I have kinda minor/medium ADHD and it was my favorite thing I got prescribed, then my DWI fucked that up 😔
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u/ElMuffinHombre 9h ago
How so
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u/RemyVonLion 9h ago
My psychiatrist didn't trust me anymore after I crashed from getting barred out. But that was a year ago and I don't see her anymore, I can probably get a new doc but since I work full time it's hard to find a convenient time to get it done.
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u/Leading-Midnight-553 10h ago
The true dream. And having money work for you, not having to worry about money day to day.
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u/Ucscprickler 5h ago
Meanwhile, forcing all the workers under you to pass drug tests for the privilege of working for you.
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u/Turbulent_Two_6949 13h ago
Considering how hard her face is trying to guern I think she holds it together pretty well. Chicks probably sniffing the type of coke I dreamed of in my teenage years
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u/Inhabitsthebed 13h ago
Was there always this many people geeked out of it standing on political stages being beemed out to tvs everywhere and just no one talked about it or is it just the orange guys influenece
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u/DeepAsparagus6763 12h ago
It's the rampant blatant corruption and nonchalance that has become so acceptable. Almost every day the orange man says or does something that would have been the end of any political career 15 years ago and no one bats an eye anymore.
The public has become so desensitized so why would his cronies care? They will be pardoned anyways
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u/hvchdwbch 11h ago
He posted an ai video of him as that dude that got mauled by the tiger in Yorkshire... fucking insane that he is still our president and people back him
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u/HefflumpGuy 8h ago
link?
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u/hvchdwbch 8h ago
On his truth social, ion feel like finding it
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u/HefflumpGuy 7h ago
Just found it on the Daily Fail, complete with lots of outraged readers comments.
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u/Inhabitsthebed 12h ago
This is it I think. In your opinion what changes things back to normal?
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u/6iix9ineJr 11h ago
Such a complicated question for a reddit post. In short end economic inequality. Material conditions are what people are upset about, period. If everyone’s needs are met, people don’t fall into extremism.
How we get there is the real question. My answer is hard left policies.
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u/Inhabitsthebed 11h ago
Well yeah i guess if you really get into it i agree with your first paragraph. As for your second the answer is less corruption and you americans need to get rid of super pacs. Hard left policies after the last few decades would be nice i agree but a competitive capitalist market would also work. Rn too few companies have monopolies and thats when capatalism starts to fail the people. Government should have regulations to stop that shit from happening but hey ho they're all bought by said companies one way or another.
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u/6iix9ineJr 9h ago
Hard left policies would be to break monopolies and nationalize industries like healthcare that directly affect the lives of the population. I don’t care about culture wars as much as I do making sure every American lives comfortably.
But whatever people call it, I’m in 100%
Oh yes, and like you said get money tf out of politics
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u/Vast-Establishment50 6h ago
Fire up the Gulags and famines.
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u/6iix9ineJr 5h ago
Hypocrisy
At the same time, the US had Jim Crow laws, redlines were being drawn by banks, Red Scare, and govt was sterilizing 25% of the native population.
To base an entire ideology based off of the worst moments of the first nation following said ideology is bad faith. Shows you’d rather just throw a label on an idea rather than think it through
China is up rn btw. Mark this comment in ten years when the US is a clear #2 superpower.
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u/HefflumpGuy 8h ago
the orange guys influence
Did you ever try spending a day without mentioning the old fat guy you obsess about?
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u/MSnyper 13h ago
Got them gums geekin
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u/norunningwater 13h ago
Gurning like a MFer, must have thought a little cocaine before being on TV would hurt
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u/stratusnco 13h ago
all of them politics high on something.
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u/Hokulol 13h ago
I mean, aren't all professions filled with drug users?
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u/goodnewzevery1 11h ago
I don’t think filled is fair to say, but I do think it’s fair to say drug users are in most professions
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u/addicted2soysauce 9h ago
I think it is also fair to say most professions have a higher than average rate of substance abuse compared to the general population. A few professions, like mine, law, a much higher rate.
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u/Soracaz 12h ago
I don't remember the last time I saw an F1 driver on drugs while working.
But sure, all professions. Semantics, but when you say all you mean all.
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u/Hokulol 12h ago
- Franck Montagny: The former F1 driver (who raced for Super Aguri) received a two-year ban after testing positive for a cocaine derivative during an ePrix race in 2014.
- Tomáš Enge: The former F1 driver received multiple suspensions for failing drug tests (including a ban related to cannabis use earlier in his career).
- Randy Lanier: An IMSA and Indy-era driver with sports car and open-wheel background was arrested in 1988 and convicted as part of a massive marijuana-smuggling operation. Lanier is detailed on Randy Lanier - Wikipedia.
Thanks for that though.
My fathers heart surgeon just lost his license for drinking and doing coke while doing surgeries.
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u/Shelby0116 13h ago
Alien? Next time I do cocaine I’m gona tell myself im not high im just an alien! 😂
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u/JakBos23 6h ago
Just tell the cops that and they can't arrest you. They don't wanna cause an intergalactic incident.
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u/Leading-Midnight-553 12h ago
Everyone saying coke but you know it's amphetamines. All them politicians/rich folk take speed. They also do coke---don't get me wrong---but speed is a day to day staple for them
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u/balboasale187 11h ago
“Be cool, be cool. Shouldn’t have snorted that last bit. It’s cool, be normal.”
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u/tycho-42 13h ago
Anyone here watch Stargate? It reminds me of the Goa'uld and whenever their eyes would flash, you'd know it was a bad guy.
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u/DepressedWizzard 12h ago
the last place I expected a Goa'uld comment to show up was here. Nicely done, and perfectly on point
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u/EmperorOfCanada 8h ago
Let me caption some of her thoughts.
"OK, its been a few hours since I blinked. Let's blink so that people don't think I'm high."
"Shit, I blinked in the wrong direction. Let me try that again. Shit, where should I look while I blink. Maybe at his ear. Yeah, that's it. Shit blinked in the wrong direction again. Close eyes, not open wider. OK, got it that time."
"Shit, what's this in my mouth. Did I forget to swallow those pills? Nope, that's my tongue, is it my tongue, or is someone using astral projection to French kiss me?"
"Shit, time to blink again."
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u/I_Am_Yeti_1 12h ago
She’s off and on with the yack lately, surprised she wasn’t grinding those teeth harder…
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u/Dario0112 13h ago
I'm known for the flip for that cocaina, I'm heavy in the street like the 7 series Bimma- Clips
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u/LongNailedbooboos 10h ago
Are they all on coke? Every time I see these videos of the orange man and his crew, people are tipping out.
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u/zooomg 5h ago
Yes they are, pretty much all the time. I wish they could be randomly drug tested just like the rest of us. If I show up to work like that I would be fucked.
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u/LongNailedbooboos 5h ago
I dont understand why they aren’t held to the same standards as military members who get tested regularly with a zero tolerance policy and that was once a month or more for some people.
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u/bredncircus 12h ago
The geekin wouldn't look so bad but she has a ton of Botox which has frozen her face lol
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u/kevinthebaconator 11h ago
Who is she?
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u/CaptDrofdarb 2h ago
Drugs my friend that’s drugs and what you witnessed is a woman on drugs trying her best to appear normal and not on drugs
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u/Santex117 5h ago
Imma be honest, there’s tonso of videos online of celebrities and politicians doing the weirdest sh*t with their eyes. I always thought it was weird, like we all do, because I couldn’t easily explain wtf was going on.
Then I got prescription contacts for the first time in my life, and then it all made sense.
Those fuckers will dry up all the time, get stuck, curl up at the edges, debris will get caught on them, your eyes may randomly get more sensitive to light
All of a sudden I’m doing the same weird shit with my eyes too lmao and now everytime I see one of these videos, and people spreading “ITS LIZARD PEOPLE!” Or “It’s an ALIEN!!” conspiracy type shit, and I go…
Yeah, none of yall crazy people ever wore contacts before lol, lucky. Or maybe not because yall actually entertain these crazy theories when there’s a perfectly good explanation
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