r/todayilearned • • 14h ago

TIL: Eumenes of Cardia who went from being Alexander the Great's secretary to defeating one of Alexander's greatest generals in his first major battle

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eumenes#Asia_Minor_and_the_Hellespont
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u/AbroadTiny7226 14h ago

Wars of the Diadochi is one of the coolest periods of history. Pretty much a battle royale of like 20+ of the foremost military minds of their generation just slugging it out for 40 years

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u/Citrus2015 14h ago

some of those guys lived for absurdly long time for ancient times too

Antigonus was in his 80s when he was KIA, lysimachus and Seleucus were in their late 70s. Pretty impressive for a time when medical technology like antibiotics didn't exist!

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u/AbroadTiny7226 13h ago

Ya it’s quite surprising. Not only did antigonus live that long, he was commanding armies until the day he died. Crazy to think about

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u/HollaWho 13h ago

I should switch to a Mediterranean diet lol

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u/OldJames47 12h ago

Or just walking everywhere.

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u/WideEyedWand3rer 12h ago

Summon my litter bearers!

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u/Ratyrel 11h ago

According to Plutarch, Antigonos was very fat in old age.

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u/Dwighty1 12h ago

IMO Antigonus is the most interesting of them all and the Antigonid Kingdom has this real «what if» vibe written all over it. Impossible situation of course, bordering 3/4 of the other Diadochi, but still.

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u/Citrus2015 11h ago

Seleucus also came very close to reunifying the entire empire after Ipsus, and was probably would have done so if he wasn't assassinated by ptolemy keraunos

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u/KingDarius89 12h ago

Ptolemy: "I'm just going to hang out here in Egypt while you idiots kill each other. Okay, bye".

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u/IguanaBob26 12h ago

We're also going to keep it in the family . . .

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u/comrade_batman 12h ago

“You ain’t got nothing if you don’t have F A M I L Y.”

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u/fulthrottlejazzhands 10h ago

What are you doing sister-cousin-aunt-great aunt?

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u/slvrbullet87 10h ago

the Ptolemys would be disgusted that every video was step-something. They would want some escapism in their videos, something like people who weren't related to each other getting it on.

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax 6h ago

No, he also campaigned as far north as eastern Anatolia. Took and lost Cyprus multiple times IIRC. Fought the Seleucids over Palestine, Lebanon and Syria.

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u/Autism_Sundae 11h ago

People's reaction to the (short) existence of Bactria is one of my favorite parts of the era.

"What do you mean there were Indo-Greeks?"

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u/kood25 10h ago

The most surprising thing to me, was a lot of them were Buddhist and they went on to have a large impact on subsequent Buddhist iconography and art.

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u/CadenVanV 9h ago

Indo-Greeks that also fought the Han, if you count the Ferghana

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u/AbroadTiny7226 10h ago

Menander ftw (although he might technically be the king of the indo-Greek kingdom I can’t remember)

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u/CardinalCanuck 12h ago

There's a great podcast called Age of Conquest by the Kings and Generals channel that did the Wars of the Diadochi. The narrator David does a great job bringing it all to life

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u/AevnNoram 8h ago

Pretty much a battle royale of like 20+ of the foremost military minds of their generation just slugging it out for 40 year.

Cassander was also there, getting carried by Seleucus and Lysimachus and routinely bodied by Demetrius

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u/Lanky-Steak-6288 6h ago edited 1h ago

What? That's nonsense. Cassander alone handled the situation in greece against antigonos' top officers while moving back and forth between mainland Greece and the northern balkan tribes as well as preventing antigonos from crossing over to greece.

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u/AbroadTiny7226 8h ago

All my homies hate Cassander

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u/durandal688 9h ago

Yeah i remember learning and being like…all these Allies were like nah let’s fight to the death. I was like cause religious differences? Trade route taxation Cause….

Oh power? Just power?

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u/AbroadTiny7226 9h ago

“…to the strongest”

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u/Green----Slime 14h ago

Reinforces the theory that Alex's talent transfer via osmosis

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u/Citrus2015 14h ago

yes, Eumenes would have almost certainly be involved with administering the army and watching the masters at work for over a decade

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u/CocktailChemist 14h ago

Ghost on the Throne by James Romm is a good book that uses Eumenes as the center of the narrative if anyone wants more about him.

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u/ZePepsico 12h ago

There is manga also about Eumenes, and I think they turned it to an anime.

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u/Masango72 11h ago

Yep, Historie. Though the anime doesn't come out until next year

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u/computo2000 47m ago

Oh, this one is made by the writer of the manga parasyte. Can’t wait for it to come out.

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u/LrdHabsburg 14h ago

Fantastic book

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u/CocktailChemist 13h ago

My one caveat would be that since it doesn’t try to cover everything going on in the period it helps to have a general familiarity with the Diadochi to orient yourself. Otherwise it’s going to feel like there are some unexplained gaps.

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u/gidneyandcloyd 8h ago

A good science fiction book features Alexander and Eumenes as important characters: Time's Eye by Arthur C. Clarke and Stephen Baxter (first book of the Time Odyssey trilogy).

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u/jmc286 3h ago

Thank you for the recommendation! Had a credit on audible and got it. Look forward to listening

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u/I_suck_at_Blender 13h ago

He showed mercy by not sending in his accountant.

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u/hypochondriacfilmguy 14h ago edited 7h ago

There's a absurdly good manga about him called Historie by Hitoshi Iwaaki (the same guy who made Parasite) please check it out.

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u/PinkTCat 12h ago

I was just thinking what's the name of that manga. Thanks for sharing, going to finally finish reading it.

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u/Autism_Sundae 11h ago

please check it out.

No

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u/Citrus2015 14h ago edited 13h ago

His story however is a tragic one, he was alway looked down upon for being Greek rather than Macedonian, and was ultimately betrayed by his own men at the battle of Gabiene. He was captured and executed via strangulation.

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u/rbk12spb 14h ago

Of i remember correctly it was the silver shields, and they were disbanded by Antigonus (I believe, not 100% certain) because he couldn't trust them.

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u/Citrus2015 14h ago

yeah the silver shields were notorious for mutinying over and over again.

Antigonus was sick of them and burned their commander alive in a pit, then dispersed the rest of them throughout the empire. The most troublesome ones he sent to what is now Afghanistan and told the local commander to just send them on dangerous mission to get them killed.

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u/Banjo_Evadie 8h ago edited 8h ago

They were also just simply way too large of a threat to keep around. They had fought in the entirety of Alexander's conquest as an honored part of the center phalanx, and many had even fought under Philip II. Imagine a unit consisting of nothing but seasoned veterans in their 50s and 60s who had fought and survived through some of the toughest scraps the world had seen through their entire military career. You might know some people with "old man strength", who despite being older, are still much more in-shape and as strong as a younger body with different experiences - these guys were like the pinnacle of 'old man strength'.

According to Plutarch's account, at the Battle of Gabiene (Eumenes vs. Antigonus), they crushed the Antigonian front line while taking (supposedly) zero casualties. Unfortunately for them, the battle was lost when Antigonian cavalry decisively outflanked the Eumenian force. He states that the dust clouds kicked up by the battle obscured the Antigonian cavalry pushing towards the Eumenian baggage train. Eventually their baggage train (including their families) was captured, and despite holding the field and making an orderly retreat, the Argyraspides were forced to capitulate in exchange for the safe return of their baggage train by selling Eumenes out to Antigonus.

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u/Schen5s 12h ago

Aw damn I shouldn't have scrolled further down without reading the manga about him first. Now I spoiled the ending for myself lol

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u/Alarming-Ad1100 10h ago

Over 2500 years you had

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u/Schen5s 9h ago

Never heard of him til this thread, actually. So it's also my TIL.

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u/yehEy2020 4h ago

Alexander schooled Eumenes in the life, taught him everything he knew!

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u/Conscious-Move9662 14h ago

Bernadotte is better

Chad Napoleon General

Sweden elects a Frenchmen as king to protect them

He leaves Napoleon changes name to Charles John Bernadotte

Napoleon makes him promise to never fight him

Refuses to put anything but Sweden 1st

Eventually Napoleon overstepped

Charles helped 6th Coalition beat Napoleon by developing strategies to counter him

Bernadottes are still Rulers of Sweden

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u/Citrus2015 13h ago

Both Alexander and Napoleon had some of the most talented subordinates in military history

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u/AmazingParka 12h ago edited 12h ago

Genghis Khan had that too. Famously, his four "Dogs of War” were Jebe, Qubilai, Jelme, and Subutai. Then there was another group he called his “four warhorses.”- Bo’orchu, Muqali, Boroqul, and Chila’un.

He built a formidable command cadre and rewarded ability and service. He was also willing to take former opponents into his service. Jebe is a standout example.

And Subutai, on his own merits, was ridiculously good. I've seen historians rank him among the greatest generals in history.

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u/fetissimies 10h ago

By many metrics Subutai is the most successful military commander in history

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u/geosub20 10h ago

Genghis Khan is underrated in terms of selecting his subordinates, all were brilliant and capable of independent command. I doubt they could match with anyone but Napoleon's Marshalls.

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u/Autism_Sundae 11h ago

Bernadotte is better

I like terrible arguments as much as the next but lolno.

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u/Aschrod1 5h ago

I hate to agree with Autism Sundae here, but Bernie’s hey guys just don’t actually fight Napoleon until we can ROFL stomp him didn’t take a genius. Just a real soldier who worked his way from the ground up. I love mister fantastic legs and he was definitely competent but when folks like Davout exist at the same time… sit down for your betters Bernadotte.

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u/Autism_Sundae 1h ago

Agreed, and to be more than fair, both were pragmatists of the highest order, and to agree with the OP, Alexander could at times be highly egotistical and vain (who wouldn't be?), had killed his friends in bouts of drunkenness etc.

Which helps underscore OP's point about Bernadotte's loyalty to his adopted domain as a beyond admirable quality. But at what point did Alexander stop having somebody bigger, better than him, to say 'No' to? Both were transformed in their gaining of power, for better and worse and I think it's fascinating to detail. In effect, Bernadotte became '""swedish""', Alexander became more 'eastern'.

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u/Arminius_Fiddywinks 11h ago

It’s what happens when all of your inner circle are very competent operators in their own right.

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u/hariseldon2 14h ago

Title is misleading. All of Alexander's generals ended up fighting each other.

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u/kwijibokwijibo 13h ago

How's it misleading? It doesn't say only they fought. But it's interesting how a secretary defeats a hero general

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u/icwiener25 13h ago

The source itself says he was also a bodyguard to Alexander and a cavalry captain. So he wasn't just a pencil-pusher beating a general, he was a skilled soldier with command experience.

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u/Citrus2015 12h ago edited 12h ago

It should be noted that he was made a cavalry captain very shortly before Alexander died as reward for his service, and he commanded one cavalry squadron which was far smaller than entire army. He was promoted again after siding with Perdicas and made governor of cappdicia where he fought against rebels and Persian holdouts.

So he did have prior command experience, but it was very limited and far less than the other Macedonian officers. Beating Craterus was huge upset and made him a legend to his contemporaries.

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u/UsedBaseball4597 13h ago

By secretary you probably mean gay lover that travelled along with Alexander.

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u/Alarming-Ad1100 10h ago

This nonsense has to stop

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u/UsedBaseball4597 7h ago

It's historical fact. Only desputed by people who would rather not have Alexander to be a greek person of his own time, but a whitewashed figure of worship.

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u/Allmann_ 2h ago

I think you're confuseing him with Hephaistion, who pretty certainly was Alexanders lover.

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u/Alarming-Ad1100 7h ago

You reduce this man from his accomplished position earned through wit and might to a homosexual bed warmer

And now you pretend to be a scholar, you’re just a Reddit stereotype

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u/UsedBaseball4597 7h ago

And Freddie Mercury was gay, but he wasn't gay...

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u/Jofur-Crowcaller 12h ago

I guess that secretary took notes on how to be a good general.

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u/herculesmeowlligan 6h ago

Eumenes....nutz?