recreated using picsart

it's just the text, and not the meg and the format

I was in a hotel kinda thing where I went to a waterpark with a bunch of different pools and even weird spinning water bucket machines. At one point I decided to go to the (smaller than normal) lazy river and Finn and Jake came over and decided to have a race where we see who swims around it the fastest. I went first, then Finn went, but when it was Jake's turn, he turned the lazy river into some sort of pho-like soup for some reason. I don't think we ever determined a winner, but I'm pretty sure it was Finn.

The other part of the dream was me finding my online friend's dad (who was NOT their dad by the way) and getting into a weird mini-car (not like a toy car, but not like a normal car either) with him and someone else. We went onto the road and he started being a jerk to other cars by yelling insults at them "for fun". At one point he even threw something at one. When we got to the back of the hotel, I was wondering where Finn and Jake were, but my friend's dad said he didn't care and wanted to ride the car again.

It was really strange, but honestly the first part of this dream was better than real life :(

Edit: Oh yeah, almost forgot to mention that I don't even know that much about Adventure Time. I know a few random lore points, but I don't watch enough of the show to know the full thing.

They seemed edible and were edible, and tasted delicious

no seriously. I didn’t even watch the snipe, I just woke up out of pure shock. like, why charlie kirk of all people to aim at??? dreams be wilding nowadays

I had a dream that The Beatles webstore began selling themed cream cheese (just why? Why cream cheese out of all things?? What has that got to do with The Beatles??😭). There were a lot of flavours, most of them being basic (ham flavour, mushroom flavour etc.), but at the very bottom there was a marijuana “flavoured” one.
As if this wasn’t strange enough, its description was full of disclaimers (ex. do not feed to children under 18, store it in a hidden place, only consume once per day) and tips regarding ordering (do not use your real name and address, use anonymous payment methods etc.). What made it funny was that above all these warnings, there was a whole ass paragraph about how it did NOT actually contain marijuana, the disclaimers were there simply for “the sake of precaution”.
Of course, nobody believed that and people started making jokes about it all over the internet.

Pictured above are: a recreation of what the cream cheese’s packaging looked like (picture 1, sorry if it’s shitty, my image editing skills are pretty bad)
two of the posts about the incident, that I remember (pictures 2 and 3)

Literally a day after the tweet he was put on the FBI watchlist.

That they fucking change the name PNG into PINGENIS or whatever the fuck you call it PGN

Had a very weird dream today related to these odd Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles so first thing i did upon waking up is doodling them before they dissapeared forever.

From what i can recall:

* This was the cover for the SNES version of Tournament Fighters. It had these weird versions of the turtles with fatter,slug-like proportions i couldnt replicate well.

* Apparently,some of the turtles didnt seem to mutate completely,so that's why Raphael and Donatello are quadrupedal unlike Leo and Mikey.

* I drew Donatello after an apparent action figure of the design i managed to see on my dream,judging by the pose it seemed to be riding some motorcycle.

And that's about it really. Not much,but thought it'd be still fun sharing

she specifically said like that one zelda shirt cargo pants fit

Says so on the tin. He was on a beach with very realistic hands and feet. Doc Hudson was there too with realistic hands and feet and was chilling on a beach lounger. I was extremely disturbed, the images where so uncanny to me as a kiddo. I remembered that dream today because I had a similar one recently and told my partner. He told me to draw it (sorry for the scribble job)

I remember in the dream i was watching a video about "Top 10 dangerous foods", which had these two in the list: KUM burger: A burger incident where a understaffed restaurant had these burgers with boiling ketchup on top, they used a more rustic version of the thing in the image they use for melted cheese as it happened a long time ago, it caused severe burns in staff and customers alike.

Caluna coffee: A gross coffee on which they put their foot inside a normal cup of coffee, so it would soak in the foot flavors.

The dream was that there was an outdoor drag show being hosted near my house and I wanted to go for whatever reason. the moment I went outside my house 2 people, a man and a woman waltzed into my front yard. I remember the man was wearing a long sleeve shirt with horizontal black and white stripes and had black hair while the woman had brown hair and was holding two of the plastic stakes in each hand (the pattern on the plastic stakes kinda looked like those evil eyes you’d see as a glass pendant), she may or may not have also worn jewelry

In the dream I immediately assumed these two to be home invaders and in response I wrangled one of the plastic stakes from the woman’s hand and stabbed the man in the eye with it despite it being made of plastic it actually did seem to hurt him pretty badly since I did remember him screaming. I probably did also fight the woman but I don’t remember as much detail
More people began to show up after I had stabbed the guy somewhere right under the neck and between the collarbone, eventually the now 3 people (I don’t remember what the third person looked like or what their gender was) tried to make an escape on a red moped scooter with my iPad that I would snatch back and run back into my house, but forget to lock the door and the dream ended with me waking up mid fight when I fought this other guy who was wielding a butcher knife and an iron cutting board with nothing but the plastic stake and my bare hands

And also the song “Andrew in drag” was playing the entire time