r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 9h ago
Carney calls on world to invest in one of Canada’s 6 companies
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 9h ago
To Russia, With Love And A Plea For Diesel - The Beaverton Weekly Report
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 1d ago
Elon Musk, two racist uncles, left to do all Alberta Separatist posting after Russian bot farm goes offline
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r/thebeaverton • u/dogeatdog_world • 1d ago
Trump demands all Americans chip in $20 to send to Russia
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 4d ago
Pete Hegseth carefully weighing whether livestreamed execution will be sponsored by FanDuel or Nashville Fried Chicken Doritos
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 4d ago
Doug Ford vows to protect Ontario's vulnerable crony industry
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 4d ago
Pragmatic supervillain sets sights on conquering small Midwestern township
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 5d ago
Furious Trump rails against Canadian Anne Carson winning Nobel Prize in Literature
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 5d ago
Charming 1980s playground has body count higher than Dahmer
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r/thebeaverton • u/dogeatdog_world • 6d ago
Desperate Brad Bradford adds another Brad to his name
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 7d ago
Polymarket offering bets on next produce that gives everyone diarrhea
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 8d ago
Parti Québécois finally finds minority it likes
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 9d ago
Trump admin demands Canada not meddle in midterms so they can meddle in separatist referendums
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 9d ago
Poilievre team divided over when to drop Mark Carney diss track
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 9d ago
Trump administration eagerly looking for third trade route to completely fuck up
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 11d ago
Rogers completes takeover of everything son talks to local dad about
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r/thebeaverton • u/dogeatdog_world • 12d ago
Carney announces $1.2B investment to protect oceans from his own climate policy
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r/thebeaverton • u/dogeatdog_world • 13d ago
Trump becomes only object on Earth exempt from Canadian urge to apologize
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 13d ago
University assigns Cornell 7 to get ChatGPT to write their essays
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 14d ago
Free Trade Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry - The Beaverton Weekly Report
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 15d ago
Child's imaginary restaurant acquired, shuttered by private equity
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 16d ago
Alberta Separatists unveil development slogan “Come Invest in our unstable breakaway republic!”
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 16d ago
Marvel fan can’t believe you’re watching Avengers: Doomsday before catching up on Loki, Plantman and Thornboy, or Hawkeye’s Son
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 17d ago
David Eby losing election to TBD
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